Sweet Irony's Advice on Life & Love

[Sweet Irony]

Hey Roth fans, Ive been around enough to know a thing or 2---


Any questions?

Let SI help you out.....

[pete]

I have no questions but, any suggestions would be appreciated.

Lay it down SI!!!!

[Sweet Irony]

What an easy wy to start out!

pete---you got it goin already!

[pete]

I WANNA BE AS LEVEL HEADED AS YOU!!!

Help me hunny!

LOL

[Mezro]

Yes, I have a question: Why do Japanese girls seem to enjoy pre-cum more than Thai head gobbers?

Mezro...mankind awaits the word

[Sweet Irony]

Originally posted by Mezro
Yes, I have a question: Why do Japanese girls seem to enjoy pre-cum more than Thai head gobbers?

Mezro...mankind awaits the word

They dont....they just pretend to, to please you....The long history of Japanese women being taught to bow to a man...'geisha girls'--those overseas looking-for-a-relationship 'peach blossoms' or whatever theyre called....keep the feet small, probably something sexual there too....
The Thai woman, especially if from the Hmong hill people, is high on opium and cant be bothered with pre-cum....

And a Japanese advantage (no insult intended, by any means) is that you cant always read the truth in their eyes...


There you go, mez...life is all good now....

[lms]

Just be glad they enjoy it at all...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Sweet Irony
They dont....they just pretend to, to please you....The long history of Japanese women being taught to bow to a man...'geisha girls'--those overseas looking-for-a-relationship 'peach blossoms' or whatever theyre called....keep the feet small, probably something sexual there too....
The Thai woman, especially if from the Hmong hill people, is high on opium and cant be bothered with pre-cum....

And a Japanese advantage (no insult intended, by any means) is that you cant always read the truth in their eyes...


There you go, mez...life is all good now....

LOL..Thank you Dr. Phil

Mezro...making special lip gloss for SI

[Sweet Irony]

[Panamark]

Why is belly button fluff always blue ???????

[Mr GrumpyAss]

Alright Sweet Irony, here's a question. How do you I get my ex girlfriend off my mind and move on. Drugs and therapy dosen't seem to work, and I don't think fucking her sister to get even is a good idea either.....well maybe Anyway, I see her all the time and she loves to play head games and play with my emotions instead of my stem. Whats the best corse of action?

[ashstralia]

ha ha the boys are goin off...
ok Sweet Irony, i got a real one for ya.

many girls i know claim they want a 'bad boy'
who will treat 'em like shit, talk down to them
and such...
i'm proud to be a gentleman, and i'm not a wimp,
i'm 6"2' 190 and play in a band.
luckily my girl likes my artistic nature, and my manly physique,
but why do
a lot of them want to be treated like shit?
i could never understand that. i thought you all
wanted to be treated like princesses.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ashstralia
ha ha the boys are goin off...
ok Sweet Irony, i got a real one for ya.

many girls i know claim they want a 'bad boy'
who will treat 'em like shit, talk down to them
and such...
i'm proud to be a gentleman, and i'm not a wimp,
i'm 6"2' 190 and play in a band.
luckily my girl likes my artistic nature, and my manly physique,
but why do
a lot of them want to be treated like shit?

You are a rare gem. You should start you own thread teaching these hetherns in here how to treat a woman.
i could never understand that. i thought you all
wanted to be treated like princesses.

[Katydid]

Ok, who messed up my post?

[Sweet Irony]

Originally posted by Panamark
Why is belly button fluff always blue ???????

Ahhh Mark..so easy....look at the color of your pants!


If they are black or khaki today, well, then, its a peculiar Aussie thing.....