EXCLUSIVE: Roth Army Collaboration with Diamond Dave Enterprises !!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I'm thrilled to announce tonight that I've been contacted by DLR's representatives at Diamond Dave Enterprises (DDE), who are offering us EXCLUSIVE VH/DLR photos and videos in preparation for the 2012 Van Halen Tour !!!

I'm going to be receiving some photos tonight, and I've already received an exclusive seven minute video featuring Dave that I will post as soon as we work out some issues with embedding it.

It's Van Halen time, bitches !!

[Seshmeister]

Wow!!

[Southpaw]

spandex alert;)

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Here's the video....

David Lee Roth Scrapbook Chapter 1 from David Lee Roth on Vimeo.

[jhale667]

Crap...the video won't play on my Blackberry!! DAMMIT!! :mad: This is pretty awesome news!!

[chefcraig]

Nuts, still stuck at work for a couple more hours! Now the moments will drag by...


http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx97/JML9999/Homer_Simpson_DOH.jpg

[Northern Girl]

That was fuckin' awesome. I so love this man!

[vh rides again]

Congratulations to the Roth Army.


Looking forward to the info.

[Northern Girl]

I'm thrilled to announce tonight that I've been contacted by DLR's representatives at Diamond Dave Enterprises (DDE), who are offering us EXCLUSIVE VH/DLR photos and videos in preparation for the 2012 Van Halen Tour !!!

I'm going to be receiving some photos tonight, and I've already received an exclusive seven minute video featuring Dave that I will post as soon as we work out some issues with embedding it.

It's Van Halen time, bitches !!

Awesome VA! 'Bout time the Army got some respect for our die hardness! LOL

[Northern Girl]

Dave, I love the facial hair. You should keep it!!!

[DONNIEP]

Holy SHIT that is fucking UNREAL!!! Exclusive video AND photos??? This is awesome news! Thank YOU!!!

[Jesus H Christ]

Great Vid...Dave is one of a kind.

[DiverDowninKy]

Too Cool. and I agree bout time The Army got some props....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Yeah, I have access to 29 pics taken from the video as well... Need to hold off on posting those for right now....

[LoungeMachine]

Pretty flippin' cool vid...

:gulp:

Nice job, VA

[SunisinuS]

Wow!

To be honest I kinda thought that DLR and company did not even know we all existed. Dave doing the marketing finally gets everyone involved.

Congratus to Sarge and all the other DLR Army Webmasters, your hard work has not gone unnoticed then. Too Cool!


And the All Dave Faux A cappella tune is kicking...I have never heard it before....Thanks Dave!


Roth On!

:thumb:

[twonabomber]

Wow!

To be honest I kinda thought that DLR and company did not even know we all existed. Dave doing the marketing finally gets everyone involved.

Roth On!

oh, they knew. the stories some of us could tell...

good to see this finally happened.

[Northern Girl]

Somebody hose me down!

[sadaist]

That was fuckin' awesome. I so love this man!


Ditto! And VA, and this site, and all it's members. Holy sheets are we about to feast big time! I'm soooo happy right now. And the best part is I know you guys know exactly how I feel. WOOOOOOT!!!!

[wiseguy]

ummmm....HOLY FUCK!!!!! Nice work. God bless David Lee Roth.

[Northern Girl]

And the best part is I know you guys know exactly how I feel. WOOOOOOT!!!!

That's so true! No one in my life gets it! Glad I have somewhere to go!

[Northern Girl]

OK, here's one pic..

Can we steal, repost, etc?

[Nickdfresh]

Kinda cool Dave can still roundhouse...

[fifth element]

LOVE the vid....look at his feet move...=)

also have to admit i like the beard. ^^

[Dan]

Nothing But Sweet As From This Happy Kiwi.:D

[Dan]

Somebody hose me down!

Pants Off?:D

[lesfunk]

DLR ARMY BAdass!

[hain23x]

great work, guys! That's great that ya'll just got bumped up to VIP!!

Great video. Love Dave's "urban camo". He's so friggin funny when he does his Benny Hill stuff. As long as he doesn't reach for those real high notes he's still capable of droppin' a few dimes on ya !

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Dlr army rules!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

I watched the vid, and Dave kicked me in the face...

[VAiN]

This is so fucking awesome! Finally, after all of the waiting and bullshit it's happening!!!! Thank you, David Lee Roth, The Mighty Roth Army and all you crazy fucks!

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Man VA, I was stoked before, but this is really cool.

[Sweet Irony]

Unbelievable...

[fifth element]

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WOW!!!!!!!

[DONNIEP]

"Hey! Another spectacularly captivating world premiere video! Ya can't take your eyes off of it. And you can only see it here. Live on DAVE TV!!!!"

:hitch:

[SNIPER]

Hello from the SP, The long cold winter has past !!! Im stoked !!!!!!!!

[Romeo Delight]

we're all dreaming...aren't we? Insane!! Nice job VA!

[Candy Girl]

As always, Dave shows how he is the ultimate showman! I can't wait!!!

[kwame k]

Amazing......Dave being Dave....nothing cooler than that!

Unleash the man on the press/TV and you'll sell 100,000 units more guaranteed!!!

About fucking time!

[riggodrill44]

Awesome. Thanks VA Beach. See you at Verizon Center again? Here we go! -- TJ

[SunisinuS]

Kewl picture on the link from Vimeo (whatever that is lol) also.

http://vimeo.com/user9763147

And Welcome to DLR Army Rusty! So Glad Dave got a SheepDog to drive Bleater and the rest of them in the Pen out of here! Sick 'em Rusty!

:sheepshagger:

I also have had to sleep in a guitar case lol.
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/300/279/3002799_300.jpg

[scottydabodi]

This is some seriously cool shit... Dave singin O'Jays is classic, and the fact that it's HERE is ridiculously cool. VA is da man, but we all knew that anyways. Bottoms up!!
:beers8:

[DONNIEP]

Reminds me of the Goin' Crazy video - classic Dave unleashed... "So what'd you think?" "I can't think, I'm dancing! You think Irv's is still open?"

[moose]

oh, they knew. the stories some of us could tell...

good to see this finally happened.


Yup
100%
It goes to show Dave and hopefully the other
2 rag tag tail coat jumpers(sisters) that not
Only DDLR but the MIGHTY CVH has a serious
fan base that will never let go of what once was
and hopefully 26 yrs later can be again

[wiseguy]

Those faggots from ChickenShit knew this storm was coming hence all the lackluster PR. No amount of chrismas videos, hot sauce or tequila stands a chance against whats coming. They are about to get the shit kicked out of them....and they deserve it all.

[78/84 guy]

Diamond Dave !! You couldn't make this guy up !!! I'm not sure what the hell I was watching but loved it !! He's back !!!! Can't wait to see them. Think this guy hasn't lived ??

[PETE'S BROTHER]

who's goin' to the sydney show? :lmao:

[hain23x]

Pic removed, we will be watermarking them

[kwame k]

who's goin' to the sydney show? :lmao:


:lmao: Since Dave's people must browse this site.......hit 'em up for backstage passes to a show......considering you did go all that way to see them!

[Unchainme]

Van...fucking...Halen.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:lmao: Since Dave's people must browse this site.......hit 'em up for backstage passes to a show......considering you did go all that way to see them!

i wanna be a roadie for the phx show :baaa:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Christ, you'd think we've got porn in this thread....

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[kwame k]

Van...fucking...Halen.

Diamond David Lee.....fucking....Roth, baby!

Exclusive!

[kwame k]

i wanna be a roadie for the phx show :baaa:


I'm sure someone needs to light Ed's smokes for him:)

[DONNIEP]

This has to be at least as exciting as seeing Dave on the EEAS tour!!!

[bluemustard]

Fuck yeah!!

[78/84 guy]

Christ, you'd think we've got porn in this thread....

There are currently 200 users browsing this thread. (29 members and 171 guests)

I was watching that earlier !! This is more interesting !!

[kwame k]

Christ, you'd think we've got porn in this thread....

There are currently 200 users browsing this thread. (29 members and 171 guests)

After 26 fucking years of waiting it does kinda feel like watching porn....just not as sticky:)

[sadaist]

Those faggots from ChickenShit knew this storm was coming hence all the lackluster PR. No amount of chrismas videos, hot sauce or tequila stands a chance against whats coming. They are about to get the shit kicked out of them....and they deserve it all.



Sammy called down the thunder....well now he's got it. You tell him Van Halens comin'...AND DAVES COMIN' WITH THEM!





HAHA! I just realized the big ass freight train is in this clip too! How fitting.

[hain23x]

whatever that beezapopiin' beoppim poppin uhughhhhhhghuuhhh Eddie said about Dave back in 96-this is it;) Let's see Sammy's fat wabbooobly ass do that shit

[DONNIEP]

Healthy, happy and sober? Close enough!

[scottydabodi]

Damn... 206 people are checkin this thread out... time for me to whip it out and start dancin on the table!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Wow. That is awesome.

As an old school member of the army like myself it is unreal that we now actually have a direct link with Dave.

It's only fitting considering all the battles and wars we all took part in for the past 15 years in cyberspace waving the flag in support of all things DLR and CVH.

Looking forward to a wild 2012 with all you mofos!!!

ROTH ON

[kwame k]

Damn... 206 people are checkin this thread out... time for me to whip it out and start dancin on the table!

176 guests.......that'd be like Spammy's entire fan base being here:)

[Dan]

Dont Trip Over Yourself.:D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

176 guests.......that'd like Spammy's entire fan base being here:)

well, and cherone's

[scottydabodi]

176 guests.......Looks like Spammy's entire fan base is here:)

BWAHAHAHA!!! I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

214 :baaa:

[hain23x]

same website, different video

[scottydabodi]

Well, yeah, we all know Dave is crazy too... CRAZY FROM THE HEAT THAT IS!!!

same website, different video

[bluemustard]

how can i share the first video on FB..it says private :(

[78/84 guy]

220 !! I think she's going to blow !! Well so to speak.

[DONNIEP]

Let's see:

Dave being Dave - check
Hot chicks - check
a midget - check
a naked hot chick - check
guns - check

What's not to like???

[Terry]

Outstanding stuff happening here...

well done, VA!!

[scottydabodi]

226.... Can I get all the people viewing this thread to my next gig???:thumb:

[vh rides again]

176 guests.......that'd be like Spammy's entire fan base being here:)

LOL

Good one, made me laugh.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

how can i share the first video on FB..it says private :(

share the army link

[78/84 guy]

All you guest's need too sign up. It's a great place to escape. Always fun around here ! trust me.

[DONNIEP]

Somebody wake up Shoes...

[scottydabodi]

Y'know, the idea that I might hear a new Van Halen album with DLR on vocals sometime within the next year.... well that just makes my whole fuckin DECADE... and if the album ROCKS, then YEE-FUCKIN-HAW. Everyone, LET'S RAISE A DRINK AND TOAST TO 2012, the year Van Halen knocks the music industry on its ear-AGAIN!!!!:guzzle::bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Somebody wake up Shoes...

you just made clara cry :)

[chefcraig]

176 guests.......that'd be like Spammy's entire fan base being here:)

Christ, I can't even comprehend the figure for the amount of bags of Cheetos needed to feed that horde of misbegotten misfits. :doh:

[Heater]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and heater makes 229.....

[kwame k]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

Always has to be a buzz kill in every crowd!

[kwame k]

and heater makes 229.....

:lmao:

[Heater]

whatever that beezapopiin' beoppim poppin uhughhhhhhghuuhhh Eddie said about Dave back in 96-this is it;) Let's see Sammy's fat wabbooobly ass do that shit




.......and somewhere, an RV is missing it's seat covers.......

[kwame k]

Christ, I can't even comprehend the figure for the amount of bags of Cheetos needed to feed that horde of misbegotten misfits. :doh:

Velveeta cheese would be flying off the shelves, too..........

[scottydabodi]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

I ain't apologizin for SHIT. Ed, Al, and Mikey all deserve the insults they got for the 26+ years of fuckin BULLSHIT we had to put up with to get to this point. If Dave has a hard time understanding this, then boo-hoo, but those three other assclowns deserved every syllable... all the lying to the fans, all the terrible music, all the shit they said about Dave? Total BS. The fact that Dave is back and kickin ass with Ed and Al is the ONLY reason I'm letting it slide, and shelling out the bucks to see it live, and buy the album.

[78/84 guy]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

I along with everyone else thought and think it sucks that he was silent for 3 years but hey a new VH album & tour will heal all i'm sure if it's good.

[chefcraig]

.......and somewhere, an RV is missing it's seat covers.......

Coincidentally, somewhere a village is missing it's idiot. (Sorry for the weakness of that one, it's been a long, ghastly day.)

[Seshmeister]

Look at me...

Somewhere an village is missing it's idiot.

[Seshmeister]

Simultaneous!

Great minds etc... :)

[Angel]

Well folks, here we go! Way to go Army!!! I'm not as surprised as some. I found the Army waaaaayyyyy back after hearing Dave mention "the Roth Army". Haven't been around much the last couple of years because I'm back in University, but I see Dave's bringing a lot of us old-timer's back...damn, we've spent a lot of years on these boards waiting for this!!! ROTH ON WORLD!!!:flypig:

[neuralfraud]

Yknow for the first time in a LONG time you can actually search/find "VAN HALEN" in the news (ie: news.google.com) and NOT SEE A FUCKIN' LICK OF HAGAR!

IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! ....

Van halen announcing tour on xmas? 10/10!

Hagar NOT showing up to "me-too!" his way into relevancy? priceless.

[kwame k]

.......and somewhere, an RV is missing it's seat covers.......

Leave it to a sheep to critique fashion:shagsheep:

[chefcraig]

Simultaneous!

Great minds etc... :)

Nah, in our case, "not-so-great" minds addled by booze and fatigue. :bigburp: :thumb:

[scottydabodi]

Yknow for the first time in a LONG time you can actually search/find "VAN HALEN" in the news (ie: news.google.com) and NOT SEE A FUCKIN' LICK OF HAGAR!

IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! ....

Van halen announcing tour on xmas? 10/10!

Hagar NOT showing up to "me-too!" his way into relevancy? priceless.

I repeat: I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

[78/84 guy]

I repeat: I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

I like the I repeat thing !!

[DONNIEP]

Y'know, the idea that I might hear a new Van Halen album with DLR on vocals sometime within the next year.... well that just makes my whole fuckin DECADE... and if the album ROCKS, then YEE-FUCKIN-HAW. Everyone, LET'S RAISE A DRINK AND TOAST TO 2012, the year Van Halen knocks the music industry on its ear-AGAIN!!!!:guzzle::bottle:

I got mine!!! :thumb:

[scottydabodi]

I like the I repeat thing !!

Let me add to that... I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck carrying VAN HALEN 2012's stage show to the next SOLD OUT enormo-dome stop on their world devastation tour while "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" blasts out the window and the stoned driver is gettin a BJ from a drunk supermodel.:amen:

[SunisinuS]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if.......Drivel Drivel DrivelSick em' Rusty! Get the Bleater.....dat's a good dog.

[chefcraig]

Let me add to that... I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck carrying VAN HALEN 2012's stage show to the next SOLD OUT enormo-dome stop on their world devastation tour while "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" blasts out the window and the stoned driver is gettin a BJ from a drunk supermodel.

Yeah, but just think of the damage to the front end of that poor, unsuspecting truck. :(

[DONNIEP]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

This is the ROTH ARMY - we don't fuck around!

[FORD]

Coincidentally, somewhere a village is missing it's idiot. (Sorry for the weakness of that one, it's been a long, ghastly day.)

Given Bleater's obsessions with certain things, it's probably more like a Village is missing its People.....

http://mcarmenfer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/village_people.jpg

[scottydabodi]

Yeah, but just think of the damage to the front end of that poor, unsuspecting truck. :(

SHIT!! You're right!! ...I gotta rethink my Hagar-bashing....:umm:

[Hollywood Jesus]

Congratulations DLR Army. This is cool enough to bring me back out of the woodwork.

[78/84 guy]

This is the ROTH ARMY - we don't fuck around!
I don't think Dave gives a fuck either !!

[Dan]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

You Need To STFU,Bitch.:D

[chefcraig]

Given Bleater's obsessions with certain things, it's probably more like a Village is missing its People.....


Now that was inspired. I'm about to call it a night and get some ZZZZs, so thanks for taking up the slack.

[Dan]

On BeHalf Of The Sheep Pen Crew,We Have Re-Opened For The Long Season Ahead.:D

[FORD]

Maybe Dave can send Rusty over to herd the sheep?

[78/84 guy]

I think it topped out at 240 ! NICE.

[Dan]

Maybe Dave can send Rusty over to herd the sheep?

Ok,I Will Give Him A Call.:D :hitch:

[kwame k]

Ok,I Will Give Him A Call.:D :hitch:

Call Ed's pool cleaner and see what he thinks, too;)

[scottydabodi]

I think it topped out at 240 ! NICE.

It did 241 for a few minutes... coincidentally that's the same number of chicks I've banged.

[Dan]

Call Ed's pool cleaner and see what he thinks, too;)

I'm In trouble Over Leaking Stuff.:(

[High Life Man]

I hope the video isn't foreshadowing what song they cover on the new album. "Love Train" is a bad choice.

Now "Ghetto Child" I can see...

[DONNIEP]

It did 241 for a few minutes... coincidentally that's the same number of chicks I've banged.

17 in a row??? :yo:

[sadaist]

I along with everyone else thought and think it sucks that he was silent for 3 years but hey a new VH album & tour will heal all i'm sure if it's good.


I agree it sucked having Dave quiet. But if that's what it took to get this done, it was a price I was willing to pay.

[scottydabodi]

17 in a row??? :yo:
Yeah, DONNIE, and man am I tired!!!

[DONNIEP]

In the spirit of giving I present to you all Dave's vision of a kick-ass video..Six hundred bucks, and most of it spent on beer...Diamond Dave in all his greatness...and yeah, the other guys too...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlq0lYB3iSM

[FORD]

I thought you were blind, Ace?

[kwame k]

I'm In trouble Over Leaking Stuff.:(

I hear ya....Ed's pool cleaner's cleaning lady told me the same thing!

[kwame k]

I thought you were blind, Ace?

No way......

[Dan]

ACE Is Back.:D

[kwame k]

God.....I hope not!

[Unchainme]

God.....I hope not!

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Games/K/Killzone%203/Everything%20Else/Why%20You%20Suck/KZ3%20--%20Kill%20it%20With%20Fire--article_image.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

VA...wtffffffffffffffffffff?? you just get shit done, don't you?? :thumb:

[diamondsgirl]

this is some of the coolest shit ever. seriously. :smoke:

[Unchainme]

DG!

always good to see you 'round these parts!

[diamondsgirl]

Van...fucking...Halen.



I still have a pin with that exact wording that I wore back in high school. It was taken away by the principal and returned to me on the last day of school. June 1983. :smoke:

[TFM_Dale]

I'm thrilled to announce tonight that I've been contacted by DLR's representatives at Diamond Dave Enterprises (DDE), who are offering us EXCLUSIVE VH/DLR photos and videos in preparation for the 2012 Van Halen Tour !!!

I'm going to be receiving some photos tonight, and I've already received an exclusive seven minute video featuring Dave that I will post as soon as we work out some issues with embedding it.

It's Van Halen time, bitches !!
See what happens when you never leave the sports forum, you miss this. Damn good job VA! Had to crack a beer in honor of watching the video.

[diamondsgirl]

DG!

always good to see you 'round these parts!

its good to be seen ;)

[howie]

Looks like a better version of Bonaduce with the goatee

[scottydabodi]

its good to be seen ;)
It's always better to be looked over, than overlooked.

[DONNIEP]

Can anybody here deny that DLR IS Van Halen????

[kwame k]

Can anybody here deny that DLR IS Van Halen????

Sure.....the people who say we haven't landed on the moon would say that;)

[DONNIEP]

Sure.....the people who say we haven't landed on the moon would say that;)

Ok, those douchebags and Bleater..,

[diamondsgirl]

Dave's dog is so chill. Dave's doin his thing (this here...:lookie: ) and the dog is like whatevs, man.

[VAiN]

I just got home and watched this after hearing about it - AWESOME!! I love this... Dave is so fucking Dave!! Dave is flying a helicopter, I love it!


Oh, and FUCK YOU SAMMY HAGAR!

[kwame k]

Sammy who?

[VAiN]

176 guests.......that'd be like Spammy's entire fan base being here:)

:appl: I was out having beers and following this thread and literally laughed out fucking loud! Well done!

[kwame k]

:beers8:

[scottydabodi]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Unchainme]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

A nobody.

[kwame k]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

Miss that auto-reply thing............

[DONNIEP]

Sammy is the douche that truly thought that he could take Dave's place...funny, isn't it? Dave IS Van Halen!! Why else would they be allowing him to take the reigns and run with the VH PR machine???

[PETE'S BROTHER]

a bridge drone troll

[scottydabodi]

Miss that auto-reply thing............

I miss the fuck outta that...

[Southpaw]

just let me know when they play at Moheagan Sun... VH ROCKS !!!!!!!!

[kwame k]

The day is coming that Spammy's been dreading...........

Look at the news articles that have popped up about the tour and video.

Most of the writers mention Spammy........saying how great it is that he's no longer with the band or how VH sucked with him in it.

Anyway you slice it........Sam's become a minor footnote, at best, when anyone mentions VH these days!

[Nickdfresh]

Looks like a better version of Bonaduce with the goatee

Still devoted to a gay-ass radio show no own gives a fuck about, eh fuckwit?

Come join us! at least we have pop-culture relevance!

[DONNIEP]

Hey, Sammy has his place! He did his best to stand in for Dave...and we all see how that worked out for him... Fuck that fat son-of-a-bitch!!

Somebody get me a drink :gulp:

[Unchainme]

The day is coming that Spammy's been dreading...........

Look at the news articles that have popped up about the tour and video.

Most of the writers mention Spammy........saying how great it is that he's no longer with the band or how VH sucked with him in it.

Anyway you slice it........Sam's become a minor footnote, at best, when anyone mentions VH these days!

"I’ve never met Sam, but I almost feel sorry for the guy. If the old team got back together to do a Farm Aid or AIDS benefit, that 45 minutes would totally eclipse what he has done in his entire career. And Sam would be forgotten," Roth said, adding , "I wonder how he sleeps at night."

-Diamond Dave

[kwame k]

Hey, Sammy has his place! He did his best to stand in for Dave...and we all see how that worked out for him... Fuck that fat son-of-a-bitch!!

Somebody get me a drink :gulp:

.........and

[scottydabodi]

Can't an earthquake just destroy Hagar? I mean, PLEASE GOD??? Sheeeesh!!!! Fuck that dude.

[kwame k]

"I’ve never met Sam, but I almost feel sorry for the guy. If the old team got back together to do a Farm Aid or AIDS benefit, that 45 minutes would totally eclipse what he has done in his entire career. And Sam would be forgotten," Roth said, adding , "I wonder how he sleeps at night."

-Diamond Dave

A classic quote!

[scottydabodi]

"i’ve never met sam, but i almost feel sorry for the guy. If the old team got back together to do a farm aid or aids benefit, that 45 minutes would totally eclipse what he has done in his entire career. And sam would be forgotten," roth said, adding , "i wonder how he sleeps at night."

-diamond dave
yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DONNIEP]

"I’ve never met Sam, but I almost feel sorry for the guy. If the old team got back together to do a Farm Aid or AIDS benefit, that 45 minutes would totally eclipse what he has done in his entire career. And Sam would be forgotten," Roth said, adding , "I wonder how he sleeps at night."

-Diamond Dave


I can tell you how Sammy sleeps at night...He sleeps on a stack of money that he was given from the last "true" version of Van Halen that Eddie tossed down our throats. Fuck that guy!!!

[scottydabodi]

All the money in the world can't buy CREDIBILITY, and Hagar desperately wants that, moreso than money...

[VAiN]

Can't an earthquake just destroy Hagar? I mean, PLEASE GOD??? Sheeeesh!!!! Fuck that dude.

Karma/life/destiny is catching up to him, he's done... Dave is in the drivers seat.. It's zen and the art of laughing last!

[scottydabodi]

Karma/life/destiny is catching up to him, he's done... Dave is in the drivers seat.. It's zen and the art of laughing last!

True. But an earthquake would be pretty awesome, eh?:thumb:

[DONNIEP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QKK5IDSXE

Speedball versus milkshake, right here...

[SparkieD]

Fucking orgasmic!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

How are Opie and Anthony doing? Oh wait. Who?

Slavish bitch loser says what?

[DONNIEP]

How are Opie and Anthony doing? Oh wait. Who?

Slavish bitch loser says what?

If it wasn't for Dave on Free FM I wouldn't even know who the fuck they were...

[Hardrock69]

Bleater keeps trying to dream the undreamable dream...to fight...the unwinnable fight...

Fucking tool....
:hee:

[ThatArtGuy]

Feels so great to see all of this happening. Deserving doesn't even begin to define the feelings of what is going on. Ever since that glimmer in '96, all the BS since then... wow. FINALLY! It's just a gush of emotion. I didn't post this earlier since after all these years, I'm still gun shy, but all of us veterans at the Army must have been bursting (in every meaning of the word) at the same time when all of this news poured out.

Only we know how much this truly means. Normally, I'm fairly eloquent, but I just can't think of what to say. Cheers to my Army brothers and sisters, it's well earned.

[DONNIEP]

Dude, we have exclusive Diamond David Lee Roth video. Here, on this website. The Gods of Rock have smiled down on us. My faith has been restored. Heater is sucking on the business end of a gun right now...All is right with the world...

[Diamondjimi]

DLR ARMY ? The best damn Roth/CVH site on the entire fuckin internet!!!

Turn Dave loose and let the show begin!

I think the Vh/Roth camps have been aware of the DLR Army for many years. Very cool that they chose to share directly with us!

=VH=
=2012=

[ashstralia]

aaah, beautiful. *looks at sky*

[Hardrock69]

Well, damn. I can't watch this at all until I get to a broadband connection.

And YES....as pointed out above.....how about getting an exclusive deal from DDE on tickets and or passes? I would kill for some kind of premium package, but am so poor right now.

I will be able to afford a ticket, but do not know if I will be able to afford to travel out of town if they should bypass Gnashville again. I mean, christ, they played fucking Atlanta TWICE on the last tour and ignored Gnashville entirely!

Just sayin'!

[fryingdutchman]

This is amazing fucking news, and a total victory for everyone here at the Roth Army.

It's an incredible reward and a total acknowledgement of all we have suffered for over the last couple of decades.

Cheers to everyone, and I pour some out on the floor in honor of those who have passed on while waiting for this momentous occasion.

[fryingdutchman]

I repeat: I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

No...no...that would not be good.

The best comeuppance for Hagar would be if he were duct-taped to a chair front row center for the first VH show in 2012, while Dave and the band blow the roof off the fucking joint.

Then, after the annihilation is over, Dave gets nose to nose with that bloated tequila fuck and says "that's how it's done, son" before sauntering backstage. Then, every fan gets the chance to exit the arena past Hagar's seat, where they would be allowed to slap him in the face once on the way by. Perhaps 20,000 slaps would finally wake him up to the fact that he sucks.

Finally, Hagar would be alone, still taped to the chair...watching the cleanup crews and roadies prep for the next show.

[fryingdutchman]

In the spirit of giving I present to you all Dave's vision of a kick-ass video..Six hundred bucks, and most of it spent on beer...Diamond Dave in all his greatness...and yeah, the other guys too...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlq0lYB3iSM

I think the "six hundred bucks" part was urban legend...it was actually more like six thousand. But still, an incredibly small amount to pay for a music video that became legend.

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

[fryingdutchman]

Is it just me, or does anybody else feel like not doing any fucking work all of a sudden? I just want to sit on the computer all day scouring around for as much VH information as possible.

I can't fucking focus cuz of this shit!!!!:killer:

[Calderone]

Great work and amazing fuckin news !!!!!

[DLR Bridge]

Is it just me, or does anybody else feel like not doing any fucking work all of a sudden? I just want to sit on the computer all day scouring around for as much VH information as possible.

I can't fucking focus cuz of this shit!!!!:killer:

Man, most days I miss having a decent breakfast on account of info scouring at the kitchen table. Definitely exciting times. Can't friggin' wait to hear something new.

[VHscraps]

The O'Jays 'Love Train', the leaked illustration with the train ... hmm. Is Dave giving us a clue?

Is this album gonna be called 'Love Train' ... if so, I'd dig it.

[vandeleur]

fuckin awsome

[Northern Girl]

Enough talk of the "H" word! Shit, half of this thread is about him! People from all over are going to come to see these exclusives and this is what you want them to see?

[ashstralia]

Enough talk of the "H" word! Shit, half of this thread is about him! People from all over are going to come to see these exclusives and this is what you want them to see?

word, sis.

DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN!!!:killer:

[Nickdfresh]

I concur with NG. Can we get over the Gay Gar thing already? I'm already all over his slutty wife!

[jero]

Way to go Roth Army!!!

[bluemustard]

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/emile57/davespam.jpg

[bluemustard]

:gulp:

[unregistered]

VAN FUCKIN HALEN:hitch:
Time to kick it my niggas, wheres my man CAIN ? Time to party like we did when we saw THE CULT !

[Va Beach VH Fan]

VAN FUCKIN HALEN:hitch:
Time to kick it my niggas, wheres my man CAIN ? Time to party like we did when we saw THE CULT !

Dude, use one of your other two aliases. Don't force me to do it for you, thanks....

[unregistered]

Dude, use one of your other two aliases. Don't force me to do it for you, thanks....

I think you may have me cuntfused with someone else--my only other "alias" was GAYHITCH that i can remember. Can we still be friends? Love and rainbows : )

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Thanks for the compliments, although I really didn't do anything...

A couple of items to share...

- As you've probably have seen, I've removed the pics that were pasted here... We're going to watermark them properly.... And yes, we've been given permission to do that.... Once we watermark them, we'll put them in a new post...

- My DLR point of contact has been online here for several hours a day since the annoucement. I won't reveal the person's identity, but the Mods know who the person is....

- I forgot to relay info on the dog, "Here's some info on the dog in the video. He is Dave's and his name is Russell. He is an australian cattle dog and pretty much goes with Dave everywhere."

- Let's hold off on the posts talking about tickets, backstage passes and the like. Let's enjoy this access and appreciate it. If that stuff is offered down the road, so be it....

- A reminder on the Tour Forum for our new members: When tour dates are announced, I'll be creating "meetup/review" threads for every city on the tour. So please don't start a thread in Main about your particular city, make a post in that city's thread in the Tour Forum.....

- And for our "guests", please register and join the discussion !! As seen during the last VH tour with DLR, this place is JUMPING during the tour !! Plus, we have a great group of regular members from all over the world !!

[DiverDowninKy]

Pretty cool stuff Va. I can remember a time when Dave or his reps didn't acknowledge this site...but some of his band members did. Really good to see they finally know where to go, to give out info.

[Northern Girl]

- My DLR point of contact has been online here for several hours a day since the announcement. I won't reveal the person's identity, but the Mods know who the person is...

Well, THANK YOU very much whoever you are! You've made a lot of people very happy!

[Jagermeister]

Very Cool.

[Southpaw]

no fun zone

[scottydabodi]

No...no...that would not be good.

The best comeuppance for Hagar would be if he were duct-taped to a chair front row center for the first VH show in 2012, while Dave and the band blow the roof off the fucking joint.

Then, after the annihilation is over, Dave gets nose to nose with that bloated tequila fuck and says "that's how it's done, son" before sauntering backstage. Then, every fan gets the chance to exit the arena past Hagar's seat, where they would be allowed to slap him in the face once on the way by. Perhaps 20,000 slaps would finally wake him up to the fact that he sucks.

Finally, Hagar would be alone, still taped to the chair...watching the cleanup crews and roadies prep for the next show.

EXCELLENT!!!!!!! But, can I slap Hagar TWICE??:fuhagar:

[fletch]

That video has got to be to coolest fucking thing.....

Rock on guys!! nice job!!

[chefcraig]

EXCELLENT!!!!!!! But, can I slap Hagar TWICE?

Friend, you can shoot his face off here: "Hammer The Hagars" Shooting Game (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?53895-quot-Hammer-The-Hagars-quot-Shooting-Game&highlight=hammer) http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-fighting-smileys-580.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

[hambon4lif]

Dave is employing an Autralian cattle dog to round up the wandering Van Halens.
"time to go to work"

Russell is probably responsible for the completion of this album. He should get a credit.

This could only come from the mind of Dave Roth....

Too funny!

[jhale667]

Finally got to check out the video this morning - AWESOME!!! So glad to see DLR break his silence, and giving the ARMY props!!

[ashstralia]

an australian blue cattle dog called russell. my wordy lordy, don't that just rattle your britches? :)

[sadaist]

Dave is employing an Autralian cattle dog to round up the wandering Van Halens.
"time to go to work"

Russell is probably responsible for the completion of this album. He should get a credit.

This could only come from the mind of Dave Roth....

Too funny!



LOL...Excellent!



This thread is great. It's so great to see every member here sit back & enjoy a humongous acknowledgement & victory from the man himself. It's Dave thanking us for all the years.....the long, long years. And motherfuck does it feel good.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE!!!

[Angel]

- My DLR point of contact has been online here for several hours a day since the annoucement. I won't reveal the person's identity, but the Mods know who the person is....
Of course, now we're all racking our brains thinking of old members who have recently come out of the woodwork, lol...I simply can't resist: WARF!!!!! :D

[scottydabodi]

Friend, you can shoot his face off here: "Hammer The Hagars" Shooting Game (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?53895-quot-Hammer-The-Hagars-quot-Shooting-Game&highlight=hammer) http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-fighting-smileys-580.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/skype-emoticons.html)

AAAAHHHHHHHHAAA-HA-HAAA-HAA!!! Chef, you are one sick freak!! I love this game!! CHEERS!! :gun:

[DlocRoth]

Play ball, baby!!





That's good for tonight.......:hitch:

[Etienne]

This exclusive thing is great... :lookie:

[Roth & Roll]

Thanks for the compliments, although I really didn't do anything...

- Here's some info on the dog in the video. He is Dave's and his name is Russell. He is an australian cattle dog and pretty much goes with Dave everywhere.

Looks like our man Dave is doing his share to herd the sheep!

[Roth & Roll]

I nominate Russell as an honorary mod for the Sheep Pen.

[SNIPER]

I nominate Russell as an honorary mod for the Sheep Pen.

Fuck that! suck my short fat sheep wiener link. I am the ruler of the sheep land, I am the Atomic Sheep!! OHHHH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[clarathecarrot]

Thanks for the compliments, although I really didn't do anything...

A couple of items to share...

- As you've probably have seen, I've removed the pics that were pasted here... We're going to watermark them properly.... And yes, we've been given permission to do that.... Once we watermark them, we'll put them in a new post...

- My DLR point of contact has been online here for several hours a day since the annoucement. I won't reveal the person's identity, but the Mods know who the person is....

- I forgot to relay info on the dog, "Here's some info on the dog in the video. He is Dave's and his name is Russell. He is an australian cattle dog and pretty much goes with Dave everywhere."

- Let's hold off on the posts talking about tickets, backstage passes and the like. Let's enjoy this access and appreciate it. If that stuff is offered down the road, so be it....

- A reminder on the Tour Forum for our new members: When tour dates are announced, I'll be creating "meetup/review" threads for every city on the tour. So please don't start a thread in Main about your particular city, make a post in that city's thread in the Tour Forum.....

- And for our "guests", please register and join the discussion !! As seen during the last VH tour with DLR, this place is JUMPING during the tour !! Plus, we have a great group of regular members from all over the world !!

Ever since the -NEWS- started busting loose on the VH Roth groove train, that is slowly gaining speed. I have thought the Mods on this site are going to start working overtime...perhaps, it will be easy, but the reality of the coming year 2012 what with new music and tours...ahhh you know.... It's like first contact and we know now we are not alone. So, soldier on VA and all the mods here.

This site in MYOP has allways been the finest on all the many internets even more entertaining than, the ones with the people who believe aliens built the pyramids..

CVH built the pyramids...everyone knows that.

Mutha On.

[Dave's Bitch]

wow.This is fantastic stuff.congrats to all army brothers and sisters.Great vids and pics :)

Roth on guys

[bluemustard]

Dave pls come to Europe!

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/emile57/bikedave.jpg

[rothschild]

Awesome stuff! I think i watched the video 25 times already! Play ball!!

[bluemustard]

I nominate Russell as an honorary mod for the Sheep Pen.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i98/emile57/dogrussel.jpg

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Of course, now we're all racking our brains thinking of old members who have recently come out of the woodwork, lol...I simply can't resist: WARF!!!!! :D

No, I'll say that much, it is NOT a long-time member...

Besides, WARF is normally too drunk to deal with things like that.... ;)

[Coyote]

I thought the term was "shitfaced"...

[Jagermeister]

Thanks for the compliments, although I really didn't do anything..

More like you finally did do something. :biggrin:


- And for our "guests", please register and join the discussion !! As seen during the last VH tour with DLR, this place is JUMPING during the tour !! Plus, we have a great group of regular members from all over the world !!

No shit. 70 members and 600 guests!?! :hitch:

Register People! Go create some random gmail account, dream up some stupid user name and join the fun......

[chefcraig]

I thought the term was "shitfaced"...

I always liked the term "commode-huggin' drunk" from Jimmy Buffet's version of Lord Buckley's "God's Own Drunk."

[DLR'sCock]

This is really fantastic and so great to see some official recognition here at the site after all of this time!!!! I think I joined the original Army site way back in 2000, wow........we're finally getting what we've waited oh so long for, new music!!!

[vanhalenrocks]

For the love of all that is holy, please un-"private" this video so I can crank that shit on my 50" plasma!!!!

I've been blaring DLR Band recently.Gawd damn, if the new album is half as good as that one (and I know it will actually be twice as good), I'm good til 2026.

[SNIPER]

Now that DLRA is somewhat "official" I hope the MODS will stop treating some of us here like dog shit. Big daddy is watching now bitches,
be nice. ha!

[Diamondjimi]

Now, not to look a gift horse in the eye. But how fuckin cool would it be to have Dave grant his most die hard fans ( The DLR ARMY) an exclusive interview, or answer 20 fan submitted questions?! :thumb:

[twonabomber]

Now that DLRA is somewhat "official" I hope the MODS will stop treating some of us here like dog shit. Big daddy is watching now bitches,
be nice. ha!

being official just makes it worse.

besides, i don't mod here any more and will be calling people out for dumb things they post. like reposting something for the fifth fucking time, or some filthy third world fucker posting shit like "please, Mr. Dave, bring your musics to Ghana!!"

:D

[Jagermeister]

being official just makes it worse.

besides, i don't mod here any more and will be calling people out for dumb things they post. like reposting something for the fifth fucking time, or some filthy third world fucker posting shit like "please, Mr. Dave, bring your musics to Ghana!!"

:D

Yeah no shit.

[SNIPER]

being official just makes it worse.

besides, i don't mod here any more and will be calling people out for dumb things they post. like reposting something for the fifth fucking time, or some filthy third world fucker posting shit like "please, Mr. Dave, bring your musics to Ghana!!"

:D

Sounds fair.

[bluemustard]

Now that DLRA is somewhat "official" I hope the MODS will stop treating some of us here like dog shit. Big daddy is watching now bitches,
be nice. ha!

I met Dave..Been on his radioshow 5 times.Now I wanna see him live!!! :) His video with Russel is amazing.Looks like a scene from Deus e o diabo na terra do sol the Glaber Rocha movie.
Yeah..Dave in Gahna..lol..
If the band was called "LEE ROTH" it would goto Africa.But it's Van Halen.
I'm drunk..but this was the best shit ever...Dave's video..also the one with his sister.
I love Ed too..hahahha
It is cool that rotharmy and Dave's people hooked up.
I love every shithead on this site!
I like to make photoshop pics of van halen too.Van halen is amazing and fuckin funny too. LOL

Happy new year!

[Diamondjimi]

Posting drunk is a common pastime here @ The Army! :lol:

[Hardrock69]

No...no...that would not be good.

The best comeuppance for Hagar would be if he were duct-taped to a chair front row center for the first VH show in 2012, while Dave and the band blow the roof off the fucking joint.

Then, after the annihilation is over, Dave gets nose to nose with that bloated tequila fuck and says "that's how it's done, son" before sauntering backstage. Then, every fan gets the chance to exit the arena past Hagar's seat, where they would be allowed to slap him in the face once on the way by. Perhaps 20,000 slaps would finally wake him up to the fact that he sucks.

Finally, Hagar would be alone, still taped to the chair...watching the cleanup crews and roadies prep for the next show.

:lmao:

Dude that is one of the most brilliant suggestions ever. But I must add one thing. He must have some duct tape across his mouth. That would be the absolute worst of it for HIM....not being able to whine about the situation to anyone. :lmao:

[Sensible Shoes]

Hello my loves.

I did see this miracle last night, and had to go before I could watch the entire thingy, which I plan to do now. Just wanted to check in to the love fest and say one extra thing besides "Holy Shit, Hallelujah!"

I now know that I have something in common with the great one as he, and I, know the joy of watching a dog do what it was bred to do. Sheer beauty.

What a well rounded and beautifully quirky individual. I love him, always have, always will. From afar, as befits a good fan.

Congratulations to the mod team for the coup of the year. And here's to more great hookups of people as the tour schedule comes out!

Love you all.

[SNIPER]

I just want to add I do respect this page and all of you for all you do even if I act like a jack ass sometimes and get kicked for it. I just get passionate about this shit. It is the best place for anything DLR/VH! I am a lifer here (like it or not) I have checked here everyday for news for the past 10 years through all the ups and downs. It has been a bumpy ride but things are looking fucking STELLAR at the moment lets hope it stays this way. Cheers.

[jero]

I met Dave..Been on his radioshow 5 times.Now I wanna see him live!!! :) His video with Russel is amazing.Looks like a scene from Deus e o diabo na terra do sol the Glaber Rocha movie.
Yeah..Dave in Gahna..lol..
If the band was called "LEE ROTH" it would goto Africa.But it's Van Halen.
I'm drunk..but this was the best shit ever...Dave's video..also the one with his sister.
I love Ed too..hahahha
It is cool that rotharmy and Dave's people hooked up.
I love every shithead on this site!
I like to make photoshop pics of van halen too.Van halen is amazing and fuckin funny too. LOL

Happy new year!

Ha ha , doe je rustig aan goos!

[Big Troubles]

great stuff. 'bout fuckin' time too. where's the rest of the band?

[bluemustard]

Ha ha , doe je rustig aan goos!

nog 2 biertjes..lol

hahah

[Carmine]

This is exactly why...after 3 years...if there was MORE news out there than what the band has let out...I knew I'd find it here at Roth Army!

[Dan]

Good To See Some Of The Old School Peeps Coming Back,Again.:D

Roth On.:hitch:

[evans5150]

Jesus Henry Christ on a blue crutch!!! Why are we sitting here talking about it??? I'M DYING TO DISCUSS THE NEW TRACK!! UNLEASH IT, BOYS....UNLEASH IT!!!! (I'm impatient.)

[Big Troubles]

Good To See Some Of The Old School Peeps Coming Back,Again.:D

Roth On.:hitch:

Dan! Hope your're doin' well!!?? I came back at the right time it seems. :)

[DFVH5150]

Thanks so much! He's definitely still sparklin' like a diamond, God bless 'em. He must be so happy being back in VH and on top again, which is where he will be. If there is anyone on this planet who should always be a major celebrity--it's DLR. One in a zillion that man.

[jero]

it's time for a beer, and raise some hell

[Dan]

Dan! Hope your're doin' well!!?? I came back at the right time it seems. :)

Crazy Things Are Happening,Brother BT.:D

All Is Well On The Southern Front.:D

Hope You Are,Keeping It GREEN.:hitch:

[1971Quarter]

Dave looks cool incognito in NYC. He always said he was an expert in urban camouflage! I had his NYC address about 15 years ago from a package my company mailed to him. I decided against being a stalker and looking him up.

[scottydabodi]

Dave looks cool incognito in NYC. He always said he was an expert in urban camouflage! I had his NYC address about 15 years ago from a package my company mailed to him. I decided against being a stalker and looking him up.

HUH-HUH!! You said "PACKAGE"...

[Jagermeister]

I'm going to go home, put my VH tour shirt on from the last tour, plop in OldNo.7( one of my favorite bootlegs) pop open a cold beer and hope like hell a show comes near me. :biggrin:

[scottydabodi]

posting drunk is a common pastime here @ the army! :lol:

preach on brutha!!!!

[Seshmeister]

No surprise is the tiresome response to the video from the haters at VH Links.




"The dance moves in overalls make him look like a goofball. Waste of a video. Let's here the music boys. It better be good if I have to wade through this shit to hear it."

"i'm sorry but watching that video of DLR does nothing to excite me about new VH. How was that any different than the crazy video he created about 8 yrs ago. "

"I hope that DLR dancing around won't be the "highlight" or focal point of the new VH. "

"I've not seen Brokeback Mountain, but thats exactly how I imagine its like..."

[scottydabodi]

No surprise is the tiresome response to the video from the haters at VH Links.

Sesh, 2 things: VHLinks are a bunch of dopes, and your avatar is totally off-the-charts!!! Wow.

[jhale667]

No surprise is the tiresome response to the video from the haters at VH Links.


The fact that whoever posted that doesn't know the difference between "hear" and "here" certainly lends credibility to their statement... :tool:

[Jagermeister]

lol. The Links.........

What's that? :biggrin:

[Unchainme]

Brett's a good guy, and I believe Craig came from that place (I could be wrong though.), two great peeps.

but yeah..a lot of hagaritta's over there.

[vanhalenrocks]

Forgive me for being ungrateful and a little entitled, but can you please ask the higher ups to “un-private” the video, so it can be spread like wildfire across the net, and I can queue it up on the big screen at home?!? Unless of course, you’re trying to keep this thing exclusive to Roth Army, which I understand. But, motherfucker, the ways I’m trying to ninja this thing onto my hard drive….I guess I’ve been outsmarted….this time.