Hey Ashcroft! Don't quit your day job! LOL

[BITEYOASS]

Ow, that honkey got soul!

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

[Ally_Kat]

JA, you never sang for me :(

[John Ashcroft]

Anytime, sweetheart. I can bust a rhyme with the best of them.

I'm just waiting for Spammy to have another falling out with the Heinekin brothers so I can step up and take the helm.

I'm sure I can do a better rendition of "How many say I" than any of the prior singers...

[Ally_Kat]

Sexy. Hop on over. I love a man who can sing to me

[John Ashcroft]

I'll also have you singing.... ;)

[Ally_Kat]

What are you going to do when I become a married woman? I think America will weep. lol :D

[John Ashcroft]

I'm a married man, we can keep it our little secret...

[Ally_Kat]

LMAO! :D

[BITEYOASS]

C'mon FORD! give this song a listening! ;)

[Jesus Christ]

That song is an abomination!

[John Ashcroft]

Yeah, but would you prefer me to Spammy in VH?

Tough question, let's see your true colors...

[Jesus Christ]

Neither shalt inherit the musical Kingdom of God

[John Ashcroft]

Your a buck passer Jesus! So which is it???

Man, I think that would be exactly what the devil would have in mind for you should you decide to visit him a second time around... Spammy and I serenading you with classic VH tunes while Gary fingers his bunghole during his table dance for you.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Your a buck passer Jesus! So which is it???

Man, I think that would be exactly what the devil would have in mind for you should you decide to visit him a second time around... Spammy and I serenading you with classic VH tunes while Gary fingers his bunghole during his table dance for you.

That would truly be the textbook definition of Hell, my son