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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 33647

    "Tattoo" lyrics

    (Tattoo, tattoo)

    I got Elvis on my elbow
    and when I flex Elvis talks
    I got hula girls on the back of my leg
    and she hula's when I walk

    Speak in cherry red
    Screaming lectric green
    Purple mountain's majesty really talk to me
    Talk to me babe

    Swapmeet Sally
    Trampstamp Cat
    Mousewife to Momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo
    tattoo-tattoo

    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Show me your dragon magic
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    So autobiographic!

    Best believe that need will work you
    Best deceive these true colours that follow one of your false virtues

    Here's a secret to make you think
    Why is the crazy stuff we never said poetry in ink
    Speak in day-glow red
    Explodo paint
    Purple mountain's majesty tell me you, I'll show you me

    Swap meet Sally
    Trampstamp Cat
    Mousewife to Momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo, tattoo-tattoo

    Woo!
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Sexy dragon magic
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    So very autobiographic!
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Got a hold on me
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    You put a spell on meeeee!

    (Dave scat solo)
    overlapping into
    (major old school guitar bad-assary)

    Uncle Danny had a gold tattoo
    He fought for the unions
    (Some of us still do)
    On my shoulder is a number of the Chapter he was in
    That number is forever like the struggle here to win

    Everybody!
    Swap meet Sally
    Trampstamp Cat
    Mousewife to Momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo, tattoo-tattoo
    Tattoo
    ta..too!

    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Sexy dragon magic
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    So very autobiographic!
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    You got a hold on me
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    You put a spell on me
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    I'm in love with you
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Show me, show me your
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Look at me, look at you!
    (Tattoo, tattoo)
    Whoa!
    Like the whole song...I was a little surprised and astonished first..."what is happening here"...

    Now I think I've got it. He's singing about the his new chance with Van Halen...

    "show me your dragon magic" and "You put a spell on meeeee!", it sounds a bit gay at first, but if you think of it as a spell to breathe life into Van Halen again, to summon the devil and the good out of all that is magical and grate in the classic Van Halen, it's about to become true again!

    PLUS all these impressions about "mousewife to momshell" or bombshell, they are about the past years of him solo...and Van Hagar...that it's returing into a life...where TATTOO is the symbol of the new Van Halen...

    FOOKIN' ACE!!!
    Last edited by Golden AWe; 01-09-2012, 07:05 PM.
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg
  • Full Bug
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2915

    #2
    I love how you can tell Dave lyrics a mile away, cannot wait to hear the whole song....
    Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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    • JJtheVagPounder
      Head Fluffer
      • Oct 2009
      • 264

      #3
      I think it's "Best believe that needle hurt you"

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        #4
        When I first read your analysis I thought you were stoned but after thinking aboot it.....I got stoned and it makes perfect sense
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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        • lesfunk
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3560

          #5
          Are you sure it isn't "Housewife to Bombshell"?
          http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7550

            #6
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Are you sure it isn't "Housewife to Bombshell"?
            pretty sure it is...makes sense.
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • Golden AWe
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 33647

              #7
              Hahah...you know what...to find the lyrics, I paid my first visit to the Links, in four to five years or so...but I don't care!!! I'm so happy, I have new Van Halen in my stereo!!! FUCK OFF ROTH HATERS!!!
              Originally posted by Cato
              Golden, why are you FAT?
              Originally posted by lesfunk
              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7550

                #8
                Very Rothen lyrics.
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 33647

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Are you sure it isn't "Housewife to Bombshell"?
                  Nope, I think it's "Mousewif to momshell", it seems like a used expression: http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/...ing-a-thinner/
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • lesfunk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3560

                    #10
                    Wow, You and Dave are fucking Brilliant!
                    never heard that phrase in my life
                    http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                    • kwame k
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11302

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Golden AWe
                      Nope, I think it's "Mousewif to momshell", it seems like a used expression: http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/...ing-a-thinner/
                      Wow....first bit of trivia right there, bro!
                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                      • lesfunk
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3560

                        #12
                        One more lyric that sammy could never have understood let alone written
                        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          #13
                          Ha! Preach the Gospel!!!!!!!!

                          If hating the Red Cocker is wrong.....I don't wanna be right!
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                          • diamondsgirl
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7550

                            #14
                            well, cool then. Dave grabs his lyrics from everywhere. And he says that he reads everything he can get his hands on. Clearly. LOL. Thanks AW.
                            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                            • vanshipman
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 207

                              #15
                              Dave lyrics are always interesting and clever. I cant wait to hear what he has for us on the new album...I love Tattoo and cant wait for the tour and the record. What a great year for us VH fans!!! From famine to feast I say!!!

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