Texts from last night....

[JJtheVagPounder]

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

Oh yes, this shit is hilarious. Here's my idea: you find one you like, you post it. It's totally stupid, don't get me wrong, but man some of this stupid shit is hilarious. Here's my first:

(214):

dude. I'm so drunk.
(972):

pete, this is bryce's mom
(214):

I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972):

pete, this is still bryce's mom

[JJtheVagPounder]

I'll throw down another....

(928):

Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

[JJtheVagPounder]

Fuck you if this isn't hilarious. This is for VAiN and the other Cannucks out there...

(519):

I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

[fryingdutchman]

Some of the stuff is pretty funny.

Too bad so much of it is littered with fake shit that people throw up to try their hand at comedy.

But if even half of it is legit, it's hilarious.

[Seshmeister]

[neuralfraud]

[vandeleur]

classic