I'd like to propose a toast !!

[ELVIS]

To all of my Roth Army brothers and sisters on this most momentous occasion ( is it February 7th yet because it sure as hell feels like it ) to celebrate the return of THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN !!

I truly love each and every one of you and there's no place I'd rather be than here at mother fuckin' DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY !!

So let's get those glasses ready and LET'S HEAR IT!!


VAN HALEN FUCKIN' RULES AGAIN !!


:elvis:

[Halen High]

Yes - any excuse for a drink...to you and everyone at The Army...VAN HALEN FUCKIN' RULES AGAIN!

[Matt White]

CHEERS MY FRIENDS

http://notreligious.typepad.com/.a/6a00e552e3404e8833014e8be258b2970d-450wi

and yes......STAY FROSTY

[gbranton]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJkXQr7tZrDqmbQgvi_iC70WxjW47sx LBOx8JiI9awJW016JCT

[DLR'sCock]

Cheers to every one of you!!!!!

[Dr. Love]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1322892466855_930205.png

[fifth element]

:beers8: Stay Frosty!!!

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C09I141Nmuc&feature=related

[SunisinuS]

To all the Roth Army Donors and Supporters of Van Halen and David Lee Roth.

:bigwink:

Stay Frosty My Friends!


http://hardcor.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/frozen.jpg

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/4/5/6/7/free_beer.jpg

http://www.gotwaldo.com/ww/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/frozen-badboy-super-hero.jpg

[qikgts]

L'chaim to all!!! VH is bringin' it with Chutzpah!!!

[DONNIEP]

Cheers to all of you!!! Ahhh, a cold beer, new Van Halen tunes, and the Roth Army - we don't fuck around baby!!!

Wonder if they'll let us wear our Roth Army shirts in rehab... :gulp:

[SunisinuS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C09I141Nmuc&feature=related

Lol the Sig DG!

Just don't break a hip!

:doh:

[ashstralia]

nothin but YEEEAAAAHHH!!!

[Zing!]

Cheers Roth Army soldiers! Keep those mugs frosty for February 7th - I have a feeling it's going to feel like your birthdayChristmasnewyearsStPattysDaythefirsttimeyo ugotlaid all wrapped into one around here. The mighty Van Halen triumphantly returns to rule the world! Let's enjoy the ride - I think we've earned it...

:beers8:

[BITEYOASS]

"I PROPOSE A TOAST! TO ALCOHOLICS UNANIMOUSLY!" - Diamond Dave

[Vinnie Velvet]

Cheers!!!!

[hain23x]

http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2009/6/8/10/enhanced-buzz-16632-1244471700-2.jpg

[IceCreamBlondie]

CHEERS TO YOU ALL!!!! MY GLASS IS RAISED HIGH!!! :beers8:


oh yeeaaahhhhhh!

[Dan]

Get A Hairy Dog Up You Elvis.:D

[LUDWIG USA]

Bottoms up.......Stay Frosty!!!!!!!!!!

[Hummarstra]

Cheers you sons of bitches :doggystyle:

[Panamark]

Its Australia day here and my beers suddenly feel like speed rushes !

Cheers to everyone, and welcome back to the MIGHTY VAN HALEN !!

Yes, we missed you, and yes Dave you were right all along,
you would be back. Finally the waiting feels totally justified.

Hey dudes "we" were right all along !!

Wheres fucking Phoenix ?? The Van Halen spirit has well and truly flown
out of the flames....

[DONNIEP]

Hey Mark, what's Boxing Day? I can kinda figure out what Australia Day is but what's Boxing Day?

[DavidLeeNatra]

somewhere around here is a fucking bar...I once used to run this place!

cheers to you all!

and Elvis:

http://infect.c64.org/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Gay_Thread_congrats.jpg

:elvis:

[Panamark]

Hey Mark, what's Boxing Day? I can kinda figure out what Australia Day is but what's Boxing Day?

I think it stems back to english tradition of the day you open the presents or the "boxes"

[ELVIS]

Hey Natra, look!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHv19I1AYBXwD1wwmblLeL3kStidIGN 92IfSOGAjDxs57W1r3YN9kaQWfE6A

This is MY smiley...


:elvis:

[vandeleur]

Cheers brothers and sisters

[vandeleur]

8347 a bit of dog

[Angel]

Hey Mark, what's Boxing Day? I can kinda figure out what Australia Day is but what's Boxing Day?Boxing day is the day after Xmas. Traditionally, the rich in the UK would box up gifts for their servants and give them to them the day after Xmas. Now, it's a major shopping day.

[Angel]

Cheers everybody! I won't be raising a glass, but I most certainly will Light Up!!! :stoned-smiley:

[Golden AWe]

I'm getting wasted this weekend!!!

[flappo]

i get wasted every fucking day lol

[Golden AWe]

i get wasted every fucking day lol

hahah i'm at work drawing houses at the moment, i know they'de become better if i was drunk

[Jesus Christ]

If any of thee are in need of a refill, I brought the wine......

http://etherealwellness.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/turning-water-into-wine.jpg

[Warham]

The reunion is awesome, but I'm also glad to see all my old friends here after these last few years. Awesome and cheers!

[LoungeMachine]

Wow...

A toast from ELBOW that doesn't result in him wrapping his car around a tree....

:gulp:

Cheers.

[ELVIS]

You know you love me, Lounge...

Say ya missed me...

Say it like ya mean it...


Cheers!
:gulp:

[Grant]

Stayin' Frosty. Cherios to all! :gulp:

...and getting ready for =VAN HALEN= WEEKEND...

http://www.kdamo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/guiness-beer-trailer.jpg

[Seshmeister]

Its Australia day here and my beers suddenly feel like speed rushes !

[guwapo_rocker]

Cheers everyone!

Love everything so far!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Hey Natra, look!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHv19I1AYBXwD1wwmblLeL3kStidIGN 92IfSOGAjDxs57W1r3YN9kaQWfE6A

This is MY smiley...


:elvis:


ban him! he's a racist!!!

http://irldefender.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/hillbilly-2.jpg

[DlocRoth]

Awwww reeeep!

[ashstralia]

hehe... we have hillfolk too. ours also yell 'watch this!" just before doing a stupid thing resulting in death or permanent disability. but in ozzie, it sounds phonetically like WOTCH-ISS-MAYT.

[DavidLeeNatra]

hehe... we have hillfolk too. ours also yell 'watch this!" just before doing a stupid thing resulting in death or permanent disability. but in ozzie, it sounds phonetically like WOTCH-ISS-MAYT.


Hey E, what do you folks in Louisiana yell?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wroj0FLvzs

[Carmine]

http://www.kdamo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/guiness-beer-trailer.jpg


I gotta get me one of these!

[ELVIS]

Hey E, what do you folks in Louisiana yell?






:elvis:

[ELVIS]

Comma to da top 'S'

[VOODOO_King]

Cheers!!
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u481/scottyg5150/frankie-beer.jpg

[ELVIS]

Awesome!!!

:gulp:

[vandeleur]

Cheers!!
http://i1070.photobucket.com/albums/u481/scottyg5150/frankie-beer.jpg

happy days

[ELVIS]

I think we need more toast!


:elvis:

[FORD]

I think we need more toast!


:elvis:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRq_SAuQDec

[DONNIEP]

Billy and I propose a toast!!! Bottoms up!!!

http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy59/DONNIEP5150/BillyBeer.jpg

[Angel]

Couldn't think of a better bunch of people to be sharing this with! We all fucking rock, and we're so much nicer to each other when things are right in the world, lmao! :beers8:

[DONNIEP]

Couldn't think of a better bunch of people to be sharing this with! We all fucking rock, and we're so much nicer to each other when things are right in the world, lmao! :beers8:

Fire it up and pass me a beer!!! Ah, the Roth Army...is there really any other place to be when you're crafting your buzz? I think not...

:beers8:

[ELVIS]

Hey Mark!!!

How 'bout a Aussie toast in Chinatown !!!

http://www.gmedical.com/locum_tenens/content/binary/Australian%20Beer.jpg


:gulp:

[Panamark]

Hey Mark!!!

How 'bout a Aussie toast in Chinatown !!!

http://www.gmedical.com/locum_tenens/content/binary/Australian%20Beer.jpg

Ahhhh good old VB and Melbourne bitter, sitting there together like Dave and Ed !!

"RED BITTER" that should be spammy's beer ! :biggrin:



:gulp:

Ahhhh good old VB and Melbourne bitter, sitting there together like Dave and Ed !!

"RED BITTER" that should be spammy's beer ! :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

http://www.rotharmy.com/images/ewsreview2.gif

Sittin' in a hotel in New Orleans sippin' my mornin' daiquiri jammin' on TRUTH baby !!!


:gulp:

[chuckie lee]

What a great time to be here in this forum and to be alive witnessing this phenominal time. Cheers every1... I used to have a drinking and drugging problem.. Not anymore though, now I can afford it...

[ELVIS]

That's like,

If you can afford to go to rehab, you don't have a problem!!!


:elvis:

[chuckie lee]

Exactly....

[chi-town324]

gonna be a fun ride this spring and summer ..cheers army!!

[ELVIS]

Expensive too...:biggrin:


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

This is what happens when CHINATOWN is played in the next room!

http://www.calprog.com/images/AmazingJourney/Gary%20Fall.jpg


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/3098302361_cb35274db8.jpg


:gulp:

[ELVIS]

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Vintage-Van-Halen-Band-T-Shirt-/00/$(KGrHqEOKjEE0f2CblUFBNWtO-U)gw~~0_1.JPG


:elvis:

[kingedward]

Cheers to all. Man, This place fucking ROCKS!

[ELVIS]

Cheers!

:gulp:

[ELVIS]

Anyone up for a toast ??

V A N F U C K I N' H A L E N !!


:gulp:

[bluemustard]

stay frosty!!

:gulp:

[ELVIS]

Amen blue...


:gulp:

[ELVIS]

Anyone up for a toast ???


:gulp:

[fourthcoming]

Cheers bro

[ELVIS]

:cheers:

[ELVIS]

:gulp:



:biggrin:

[tjvhou812]

i'll drink to that

[ELVIS]

:gulp:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Party my friends! This album kicks ass!

[Zing!]

TOAST! Three sheets going on four - what a day - ADKOT (did I spell that right?) has been on repeat all day. Wasted and work is going to be a bitch tomorrow - but the best holiday I've had in a long long time. Happy Van Halen Day all!

[ELVIS]

Nice review BTW, Zing!

:gulp:

[ashstralia]

we came we came we came through BLOOD AND FIIIIIIRE!!!:bottle:

[VanHalenI]

CHEERS TO THOSE VETERANS who died and left us Last Year, unfortunate they couldn't hear to any of the new VAN HALEN. I say God bless 'em. AND CHEERS!!!!! BOTTOMS UP!

[ELVIS]

GOD is Love...but get it in writing...


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

:gulp:

[Sensible Shoes]

I'd like to propose a toast to a lonely little ADKOT CD, stuck somewhere in the back of a UPS truck, longing for its owner. Be strong little buddy, you'll be home tomorrow!

[ELVIS]

Dang baby, that sucks...


:gulp:

[Dan]

I'd like to propose a toast to a lonely little ADKOT CD, stuck somewhere in the back of a UPS truck, longing for its owner. Be strong little buddy, you'll be home tomorrow!

And T-Shirt Too.:D

[Zing!]

Nice review BTW, Zing!

:gulp:

Thank ya King, thank ya very much. I'm ow six sheets to the wind but heres another toatst. Long live Van Halen!

[ELVIS]

Long Live V A N F U C K I N' H A L E N !!


:gulp:

[wiseguy]

Long Live V A N F U C K I N' H A G A R !!


:gulp:

There Elvis...thats what you really wanted to say.

[ELVIS]

I am sorry but I cant fucking take it anymore. So I am gay. Why does everyone hate me becaus of that. Fuck them. I have been punched and spit on and called faggot, queer, loser, pussy, fag boy and wussgirl. Some asshole painted faggot on my face. My own mom will not talk to me. Fuck them, fuck everyone, I hate this fucking life. I am so fucking tired of the shit. I hve receved hate letters telling me to leave the planet telling me that faggots aren't welcome and that I am a fag.



So, you need to borrow a gun ??


:elvis:

[ELVIS]

:gulp:

[wiseguy]

very clever. still doesn't cover up the fact that you listen to sammy hagar there champ.

[fifth element]

we came we came we came through BLOOD AND FIIIIIIRE!!!:bottle:

damned straight we did!!!!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

very clever. still doesn't cover up the fact that you listen to sammy hagar there champ.

Give it up wussgirl...

Go back to www.albertaballet.com


:biggrin:

[wiseguy]

nope. I will continue until your hack ass leaves this site. makes no sense for you to be here. you're a sheep fucker and you know it.

your come backs are lame as fuck and your 3rd or 4th new wife needs to pack her shit and leave your sorry ass. you sir are a lying fucktard hack that lives here just to annoy people. something obviously that came from your tortured childhood. molested, touched or dropped...it don't matter here. fuck off and let us enjoy our band. your band is done so go help them out because they need it.

[ELVIS]

Your lame attempts at trying to be me are somewhat flattering but fall flat and on deaf ears...

If I'm just here to annoy people they're really gonna love you...sissy...

Get your own shtick...


:mad2:

[Dan]

I Dont Feel The Love In This Thread.:D

[ELVIS]

To Dan !!


:gulp:

[Dan]

I Dont Drink And Type.:D

[ELVIS]

Ok, not to Dan...

To ME !!


:killer:

[ELVIS]

:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

uhh, stay frosty, bitches

[ELVIS]

Stay Frosty!


:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

monks eat rice

[ELVIS]

GOD is Love...but get it in writing...

[Angel]

nope. I will continue until your hack ass leaves this site. makes no sense for you to be here.that right there is fucking hilarious!!!!

[ELVIS]

Hilariously stupid...


:elvis:

[ThrillsNSpills]

:bellydance: uh uh uh uh uh uh
Stay Frosty

:bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

I'd like to propose a toast to a lonely little ADKOT CD, stuck somewhere in the back of a UPS truck, longing for its owner. Be strong little buddy, you'll be home tomorrow!

Fuck it! I'm making the long drive to Walmart. What are they THINKING? Two days after the release date on a preorder? Unacceptable!

[So this is love]

Fuck it! I'm making the long drive to Walmart. What are they THINKING? Two days after the release date on a preorder? Unacceptable!

I haven`t received my cd yet...I`m pissed.

[Sensible Shoes]

On a look at my tracking email, it says it will be delivered by MONDAY the 13TH. OMG what was I thinking? Don't I read?

[bantonelli]

For the long drive, you'll get the pleasure of hearing the entire CD on the way home from WallyMart. You will be smiling by the time you get home! :)

[ELVIS]

:gulp:

[NIN1211]

Love Em All....Let Cupid Sort Em Out (AS IS)

[Sensible Shoes]

For the long drive, you'll get the pleasure of hearing the entire CD on the way home from WallyMart. You will be smiling by the time you get home! :)

Now THAT'S a very good point!

[wiseguy]

Your lame attempts at trying to be me are somewhat flattering but fall flat and on deaf ears...

If I'm just here to annoy people they're really gonna love you...sissy...

Get your own shtick...


:mad2:

Jeez dude relax..ok YOU WIN. Your the biggest fucktard asshole douche bag on the army.

Congratulations, your good at something :mad0248:

[wiseguy]

that right there is fucking hilarious!!!!


Wishful thinking. Thanks for the support canuck.

[ELVIS]

Cool...

Now can we just hang out and enjoy the moment ??


:elvis:

[wiseguy]

No. Just fuck off and stay fucked off.

[ELVIS]

Oh my, you just broke my heart...

Please don't hit me anymore !!


:mad2:

[Chong Li]

RAISE YOUR GLASSES (as KISS sang).

[ELVIS]

Bottoms Up !!

:gulp:

[DONNIEP]

Cold beer and the Roth Army...the breakfast of Champions!!! Here's to everybody knockin' 'em back tonight, trying to decide what excuse you're gonna use tomorrow to get out of work :thumb: