The "What Scotland has done for you" thread

[Mr Badguy]

Being Scotch is great.

There`s only me and Sesh in here from the country that gave you Haggis, Whiskey, fried breakfasts, porridge, kilts, the telephone, the light bulb, dynamite (which was invented and developed in the town where I live), heart disease, new year, ginger hair, tartan and tight fistedness in fiscal matters.

I think the whole world owes Scotland a debt of gratitude.

[diamond den™]

Re: The "What Scotland has done for you" thread

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Being Scotch is great.

There`s only me and Sesh in here from the country that gave you Haggis, Whiskey, fried breakfasts, porridge, kilts, the telephone, the light bulb, dynamite (which was invented and developed in the town where I live), heart disease, new year, ginger hair, tartan and tight fistedness in fiscal matters.

I think the whole world owes Scotland a debt of gratitude.

You forgot about Billy Connelly, Rab C. Nesbitt and TV

[Mr Badguy]

Re: Re: The "What Scotland has done for you" thread

Originally posted by diamond den™
You forgot about Billy Connelly, Rab C. Nesbitt and TV

TV is good, the other two are shite.

I prefer to mention Sean Connery and Rowdy Roddy Piper.

And Angus and Malcolm Young and Bon Scott.

[Mr Badguy]

And the famous Glasgow Rangers.

[Mr Badguy]

It truely is God`s country.

[Mr Badguy]

Two words:

Bagpipes!

[diamond den™]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
And the famous Glasgow Rangers.

Celtic are better than Rangers

[FORD]

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by diamond den™
Celtic are better than Rangers

No they`re not.

Celtic are only a football team, Rangers are an institution.

And besides, Celtic are an Irish team.

They only play in Scotland, the fannies.

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by FORD

The Rollers!

The guy in the middle there is a tried and convicted paedophile, consequently.

The scottish Gary Glitter, if you will.

[FORD]

Didn't the Bay City Rollers invent the mullet? I don't remember seeing one before then. Funny that most of them are bald now.

[Mr Badguy]

You could be right.

By the way, is that your autographed cover?

[Ally_Kat]

Re: The "What Scotland has done for you" thread

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
kilts

Gotta love those kilts

[Little Texan]

What about golf? Wasn't it invented in Scotland? And Scotland made it ok for men to wear dresses, although I'm not sure whether or not that is a good thing.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
You could be right.

By the way, is that your autographed cover?

Nope, just pulled that one off the net. Though I do have a beat up old vinyl copy of their US Greatest Hits album somewhere. It was probably my sisters or something, cause I never bought it.

What the Hell, it sounds better than Van Danniels III.