Sebastian Bach FUCKING SUCKS !!

[Jagermeister]

Sorry to see hear this. :( His wife is kinda hot.


Sebastian Bach is ringing in the New Year without a ring on his finger: The ex-Skid Row frontman and his wife of 18 years have decided to divorce.

Bach, 42, tells TMZ that the couple – who married in 1992 – have been separated since April.

"We have tried to work things out for the sake of our family, but it has become apparent that our differences at this point are irreconcilable," the heavy metal rocker says. "In 2011, we go our separate ways."

The couple has three children together: sons Paris,21, and London 14, and daughter Sebastiana, 3.

:umm: That is a funny name.

[chefcraig]

His wife's name is Maria Bierk, odd the story failed to mention it. I felt sorry for her while watching that insipid VH1 Supergroup show. She seemed so demure and accommodating, and he was...well, such an asshole. At one point, his son entered a room, and Bach went to high five him, saying "What's up, dude?" as the son looked completely embarrassed, shrugged his shoulders and walked away.

The photo shoot featuring Bierk and Tera Patrick (wife of the bass player Evan Seinfeld, also since divorced) was entertaining, even though the shots shown were absurdly G-rated...

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[sadaist]

LOL @ Tera Patrick. How could any guy marry that? I saw a video clip where she was getting 3-stuffed, and another girl was tasked with licking up the mess off of her. I don't know. After a life where incidents like that are the norm, I find it surprising she even has the muscle strength & control to hold her bowel movements at bay.

I mean, if that were your wifes job, would you really want her working in your kitchen cooking & handling your food?

[Jagermeister]

LOL @ Tera Patrick. How could any guy marry that? I saw a video clip where she was getting 3-stuffed, and another girl was tasked with licking up the mess off of her. I don't know. After a life where incidents like that are the norm, I find it surprising she even has the muscle strength & control to hold her bowel movements at bay.

I mean, if that were your wifes job, would you really want her working in your kitchen cooking & handling your food?

:barf:

[sonrisa salvaje]

Rumor has it she has an iligitimate child named Sudan. :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

The divorce probably is because Sebastian can't stay sober. His wife seemed like a rock chick who later became responsible enough to manage him and raise his kids. She grew up and Sebastian didn't. That will destroy any marriage.

Honestly, some guys just shouldn't get married and make children. Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, ect... should just get a vasectomy and never get married. If you don't get shooting seed into your wife's belly is going to drastically change your life, don't get married.

[78/84 guy]

This is new's ???

[binnie]

18 years of marriage. It's sad when something that enduring comes to an end.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

This is new's ???

:biggrin: no, it is old's

[Seshmeister]

18 years of marriage. It's sad when something that enduring comes to an end.

Hitler was in power for 12 years...

[binnie]

:D

Point taken....

[ELVIS]

STEVE STEVENS BAND




lmao!


:elvis:

[DlocRoth]

What a tool. :bigwink:

[Yount]

Dude sucks, is jealous and intimidated by Roth. Mocks his shtick. I just watched the album launch videos for VH. No comparison.

[binnie]

I'm a big Baz fan, and even I'd admit that sucked.

[So this is love]

I would say the highlight is the babe coming out at 4:30.

[clarathecarrot]

I thought that was the best covers of that tune I have heard, the lighting sukked ..with the catalogue those cats have I don't know why they would waste time not playing each others music..sound was alright..where was this some bar...?

[ELVIS]

Sammy Hagar's bath house...

[ELVIS]

I thought that was the best covers of that tune I have heard, the lighting sukked

Who cares about lighting...

The vocals fucking suck worse than Hagar...

Take the carrots out of your orifices...


:biggrin:

[1971Quarter]

Dude sucks, is jealous and intimidated by Roth. Mocks his shtick. I just watched the album launch videos for VH. No comparison.

Sebastian Bach is a card carrying ROTH FANATIC. He lives for classic VH. He's the last guy to mock Roth.

Nothing to see here, guys ...

[ELVIS]

Whatever...

[gbranton]

Damn, that sucked. Maybe Steve Stevens needs to start hanging out with Johnny Solinger.

[FORD]

Never could stand Sebastard Bitch.

[vandeleur]

you can hear better than that any at pub any weekend .......and steve stevens looks like he likes cake

[clarathecarrot]

Who cares about lighting...

The vocals fucking suck worse than Hagar...

Take the carrots out of your orifices...


:biggrin:

I am the eggman I am the carrot I am clara with the bunny ears on my head.

Or her legs wrapped around my waist I can never tell what she is going to do with me.

On subject with clara:

I think what is really going on there is some greatly talented musicians who maybe are doing what I never intentionally try to do, give the people who hired me thier moneys worth.

As in they surely arent getting paid enough to give the whole 110% seems more like they are lazy in thier approach and why even tune up..?

Money has always been money to me if I bidd'd the job wrong I sure as shit never did shit work just because I found myself out of my normal profit ratio.

They as a fact don't suck but they deffinately aren't giving it thier all.

[Nitro Express]

The band was good.

[Dave's Bitch]

I liked the band but Baz does not have the voice any more.He shouts his way through songs now

[ELVIS]

He never had "the voice."

[VAiN]

Holy shite, that's the old Late Show drummer!

Baz seems to think he's more important than he really is. Which is not at all.

[gbranton]

Holy shite, that's the old Late Show drummer!

Baz seems to think he's more important than he really is. Which is not at all.

Anton Figg, played on a few Ace Frehley albums as well.

[Seshmeister]

He never had "the voice."

He's always been a dick but undeniably he had a hell of a voice back in the day.

Otherwise no one not least his band would have put up with him for so long.

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[VAiN]

He's always been a dick but undeniably he had a hell of a voice back in the day.

I suppose if you like that style, yes, he was very good at it. I never cared for it.

[gbranton]

The title track off his new album, Kicking and Screaming is actually pretty good.

[DONNIEP]

Say what you will about Sebastian...this tune fucking rocks!!!

[Seshmeister]

I suppose if you like that style, yes, he was very good at it. I never cared for it.

Crazy amount of hits for that youtube clip.

I liked it enough in small doses back in the day but I get where you are coming from.

[VAiN]

Ehhh... same chunka-chunka cold guitar tone that every other band has these days... not my thing.

[VAiN]

Crazy amount of hits for that youtube clip.

I liked it enough in small doses back in the day but I get where you are coming from.

I will say that their 2nd album, slave to the grind(?), was pretty rocking from what I heard... less glossy.

[DONNIEP]

I'm not a big Sebastian fan....and I don't really care how "over-produced" this song is - either he can sing it or he can't. But I really like this tune. Just my opinion. :gulp:

[Nitro Express]

Anton Figg, played on a few Ace Frehley albums as well.

Yup. I read Ace's book and Anton was mentioned. I think him and Ace were fishing buddies if I remember right. It's hard as hell envisioning Ace trout fishing but I guess he's into it.

[DlocRoth]

The title track off his new album, Kicking and Screaming is actually pretty good.



When is he gonna stop punching at air though?

[DlocRoth]

Thats why he hangs out with Axl. They fucking sit around and praise their new, identical voices.

[Dave's Bitch]

Thats why he hangs out with Axl. They fucking sit around and praise their new, identical voices.

Dont think they really sound alike.Axl lost his voice in the early 2000's but has very much got it back (saw him last time he was out here),Baz still shouts his way through songs.Proof below.Axl has the same sleazy greasy voice he always had,Baz is just shouting

[binnie]

'Kicking & Screaming' is a good record - much more vintage metal than the proto-thrash stuff he was stretching for on 'Angel Down'.

He's never going to top those 3 Skid Row records, but his solo stuff is worth your time.

Can he sing like he could in 1991? Of course not.

[Dave's Bitch]

In all fairness I like him on records,I just would not pay to see him live

[sadaist]

What a tool. :bigwink:



WTF? People were getting their orders of chicken parmesan & red wine while watching these guys play. LOL. House band at some tiny local restaurant on Friday nights. Guess Sebastion needed the free meal & a portion of the tips at closing. So odd. I swear my sisters band played to bigger audiences. Just weird. These guys should at least still be a solid opening act on the arena circuit....or very least co-headlining the casino circuit.

I guess in their defense there really isn't a rock arena circuit anymore. Van Halen will do great but that's about it. Unless Crue or Aerosmith head out.

Sad. I fucking miss summers in the 80's where the San Diego Sports Arena was packed 2-3 times a month with SPECTACULAR bands.

[Dave's Bitch]

Are you a Kiss fan sadaist?.They are touring in the summer

[binnie]

In all fairness I like him on records,I just would not pay to see him live

He puts on a great show live, it just doesn't come across on youtube.

[ELVIS]

Skidmarks Row sucked!!!

Show me one clip of SeaBasstion Bitch singing good live...


:elvis:

[Dave's Bitch]

Here is a few

[Dave's Bitch]

One more in case you are not convinced

[ELVIS]

18 and life was fair but the others, he sucked...

He can't sing in tune and that Daughtry-like vibrato sucks...

Daughtry sings better live...

[Seshmeister]

Dont think they really sound alike.Axl lost his voice in the early 2000's but has very much got it back (saw him last time he was out here),Baz still shouts his way through songs.Proof below.Axl has the same sleazy greasy voice he always had,Baz is just shouting



If you put a small potted plant on that stage it would double the combined IQ...

[ELVIS]

One more in case you are not convinced

That one is the best...

But you underestimating me if you think I've never heard this stuff before...



:elvis:

[Yount]

He couldn't sing "Woman, you suffer from that color, I suffer 'cause of you..."

No disrespect to Sebastian. You don't hang on his vocs like with Dave.

[Dave's Bitch]

That one is the best...

But you underestimating me if you think I've never heard this stuff before...



:elvis:

Would never dream of underestimating you ;).I was merely accepting the challenge,You said show you one clip where he is sounding good live and i showed you two(by your admission:)).I think i win

[1971Quarter]

WTF? People were getting their orders of chicken parmesan & red wine while watching these guys play. LOL. House band at some tiny local restaurant on Friday nights. Guess Sebastion needed the free meal & a portion of the tips at closing. So odd. I swear my sisters band played to bigger audiences. Just weird. These guys should at least still be a solid opening act on the arena circuit....or very least co-headlining the casino circuit.

I guess in their defense there really isn't a rock arena circuit anymore. Van Halen will do great but that's about it. Unless Crue or Aerosmith head out.

Sad. I fucking miss summers in the 80's where the San Diego Sports Arena was packed 2-3 times a month with SPECTACULAR bands.

Guys - this is just a jam. Iridium is the tiny jazz club in NYC that Les Paul played in every week until he died. People sit down and have dinner while the bands play. Now they have guest guitar players each week sit in for a night or two. Steve Stevens played his set and Sebastian Bach wanted to jam on a tune. They picked "Hot For Teacher". I guess you guys all get together on weekends and bust out "Hot For Teacher" better than this.

The band did a good job. Sebastian SUCKED, but he was just screwing around. He didn't get paid. He's a well-known huge DLR fan, which makes me wonder why keeps ripped here.

[ELVIS]

If it sucks it sucks...

No freebees here...


:elvis:

[Dave's Bitch]

I actually really liked his version of "Back in the saddle"

[1971Quarter]

If it sucks it sucks...

No freebees here...


:elvis:

Well the band doesn't suck - the vocals sucked.

[ELVIS]

Anton wasn't all that great and I like him...

And the bass was kinda messed up...

The guitar was good though...

[1971Quarter]

Anton wasn't all that great and I like him...

And the bass was kinda messed up...

The guitar was good though...

C'mon Dave, gimme a break! ;)

[ELVIS]

Put in some high school kid on vocals and it would be GRATE !!

How's that ??

[1971Quarter]

Perfect!!!!

[ELVIS]

:biggrin:

[Matt White]

Sebastian Bach???

And somebody asked aboot "Cock-Rock"?

BINGO

[VAiN]

If you put a small potted plant on that stage it would double the combined IQ...

:lmao:

[sadaist]

Are you a Kiss fan sadaist?.They are touring in the summer


I like the old music well enough. Saw them once in 88 Crazy Nights tour. The stage was a horseshoe shape around drums. OMFG did they suck. Sounded weak, tired, ZERO stage presence. It seemed like all they afforded was 3 measly spot lights overhead. AT THE SPORTS ARENA! The big ending was the overhead lights at the end were to look like they exploded & crashed down. It looked like some 4th graders lit a couple firecrackers & pushed the lights out so they hung by their wires. WEAK!

I expected a massive, be blown away KISS stage spectacle.

Was so disappointing seeing the Almighty KISS in concert that I never went back. Boston put on a better stage show....and during that I fell asleep for 20 mins somewhere during.

[sadaist]

Guys - this is just a jam. Iridium is the tiny jazz club in NYC that Les Paul played in every week until he died. People sit down and have dinner while the bands play. Now they have guest guitar players each week sit in for a night or two. Steve Stevens played his set and Sebastian Bach wanted to jam on a tune.


Information I didn't know when I ripped the venue size. I take it back.

*But my sisters old band DID play to more people. LOL

[sadaist]

I will say this bout Sebastian...the old Skid Row albums I have.....the guys voice is insanely good. From ballads to metal, the guy had it in spades. Haven't paid much attention to him since those days except for the random news bits about bar fights.

[ELVIS]

Maybe if you like that kind of girly vibrato-esque "singing."


:elvis:

[Roy Munson]

The guitar player is Pete Thorn. I know him from The Gear Page. He's a great player...I think he nailed it in that vid. He's a big fanboy of EVH and classic VH and I think he knows Ed pretty well.

I didn't think the performance was that bad. for the band, but yeah, Pete stole the show.

[Roy Munson]

teeheeeheeheeheehee

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Never could stand that guy - the biggest prick in the last 25 years in rock history, ex-aequo with Axl Rose who is maybe a bigger one because he had more audience.