Holy Shit, I'm Gonna Be A Grampa

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

[fifth element]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

....congratulations!
wow, that kind of news is enough to knock you back a bit....
good luck to your son, his girl and the upcoming newborn.....and to you, of course....Grandpa

[DONNIEP]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

Congratulations dude!!! Man, now you're really old ;)

[SNIPER]

Congrats! Very cool!

[VAiN]

Wow, congrats for the addition! You're officially old. :beers8:

[Matt White]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

HA!!! CONGRATS VA!!! AWESOME!!!

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[Angel]

Congratulations!!!

[Seshmeister]

At 25 it's safe enough to say congratulations. :)

I have a friend who just became a great grampa at 58!

[Panamark]

I wonder if VA is our first grandfather ?

Congrats VA !

I started child production later in life, so Im gonna be
a freakin 100 year old reptilian lizard should I still be alive when my kid(s)
have their own.

I would think being granparents is the best, you can relive the fun all over again,
screw up your own childrens parenting tactics, then hand them back
and go home whenever you feel like it ! :biggrin:

[Panamark]

At 25 it's safe enough to say congratulations. :)

I have a friend who just became a great grampa at 58!

Ok, his first child must have been when he was around 12 ???? Yikes...

[ELVIS]

Did he hit the streets and wind up tied with who he met while unemployed ??

Are you overjoyed ??

LMAO!!!


:elvis:

[Sensible Shoes]

I wonder if VA is our first grandfather ?
:

I know Von has a grandchild. That old fucker.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I know Von has a grandchild. That old fucker.

Hence the name "VonPa"...

[Panamark]

VonPa ! :lmao:

[ELVIS]

LMAO!!!


:elvis:


Included congradulations in that laughter...

[Dan]

Pants Off To That,Nevermind.:D

[ELVIS]

I wonder if VA is our first grandfather ?



No, probably me...

[Julius]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

I wonder if they planned to tell you on this day, the most holiest of days for a VH fan.... when you'd be in a grate mood.

Congrats dude. Spoil the hell out of that kid... that's your job now.

[FORD]

No, probably me...
Lisa Marie finally had a kid? :biggrin:

[ELVIS]

Yeah, we named him Michael Anthony...

[Panamark]

No, probably me...

Really ? I knew you had a son, didnt know he had kid(s)

Probably makes VA feel better then, seems theres a few Grandpa's here :biggrin:

EVH Striped walking frames everywhere ! :)

[ELVIS]

His son is three...

[Seshmeister]

Ok, his first child must have been when he was around 12 ???? Yikes...

Poor maths! :)

No you can be a great grampa at 51 without anyone have sex under 16.

BTW did you know that the legal age of consent in the Vatican is 12? That's not a joke or comment just a fact.

[Seshmeister]

Yeah, we named him Michael Anthony...

Because he has a high pitched voice and can't hold down a job? ;)

[ELVIS]

Hardy har har...

[ELVIS]

Poor maths! :)

No you can be a great grampa at 51 without anyone have sex under 16.

BTW did you know that the legal age of consent in the Vatican is 12? That's not a joke or comment just a fact.

What is it in Seshland ??

[bb64]

I wonder if VA is our first grandfather?

I have a 7 year old grandson, and he's going to see Van Halen in Boston with me!!
I asked him who we're going to see and he says "Van Halen Grampa and it's going to be my FIRST rock concert!!"...Love that boy

[Panamark]

Poor maths! :)

No you can be a great grampa at 51 without anyone have sex under 16.

BTW did you know that the legal age of consent in the Vatican is 12? That's not a joke or comment just a fact.

I confess I had a Sammy moment with my mathematics :)

12 is age of consent in vatican ?

I bet that doesnt save the 10-11 year old alter boys.
"Your holiness, he is so close to legal age I didnt realize !"

[ELVIS]

gross...:puke:

[Panamark]

Totally.....

If busted, the Catholic priests are sent to remote areas in our country
to continue their molestations. Im sure we are not alone....

[ELVIS]

They do that here as well...

[Nitro Express]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

I'm not looking forward to the day I'm a grandfather. I'm stunned enough that my teenage daughter is now driving a car and has a boyfriend.

[Panamark]

I think Sesh derailed this thread inadvertantly.
(Only at the Army !)

Congrats once again to Grandpa VA !

[Dan]

bueno bob Is My Father.:D

[Panamark]

bueno bob Is My Father.:D

That explains the wooly pieces I see stuck in the crevices
of his mask ! :)

[Hardrock69]

Congrats on being a grandpa, VA! :yo:

[Dave's Bitch]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

Congrats Va.Grandparents have the best job.Every child loves the grandparents.Best part is after all the fun you can give 'em back :)

[kwame k]

Wow!

Congrats, VA.....spoil the hell out of that child:beers8:

[VanHalener]

Congratulations, Grandpa Holmes. Now get out on the street and share your happiness with everyone...

[binnie]

Mant congratulations. A new VH record and a Gradnkid in a week - you must be smiling like a crazy person!

[Seshmeister]

bueno bob Is My Father.:D

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee43/Seshmeister/bbmyson.png

[DlocRoth]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

Stunned good or not so much?

Love that baby!! Congrats, bro!

[ZahZoo]

Congrats VA...

Looks like I got y'all beat... I have 3 grand-daughters.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hence the name "VonPa"...

Does that make you "VaPa"?

[Sweet Irony]

Hey, Va...its all good!! You are gonna be totally in love with that little person by years end! Lets hope that by 2, he/she is loving VH like my 1st grandson did! I was a grandma kinda young...it turns out to be quite fun!! I guess Jay loving VH was just a bonus!!
All the best to your whole family!! oxxooxxo

[Fairwrning]

My son (24) and his girl have been together since High school..I told him I wanted to hit 50 before being a Grandad...so far, so good..5 years to go..
I do wanna be a grandpa tho..very cool..congrats

[Sweet Irony]

BTW--my HS boyfriend is gonna be a great grandpa this year---his daughter was born when he was 19...granddaughter at 37...

[JenniferM]

Congrats! I have two grandkids and 5 step-grandkids myself! They are so much fun, and you don't have to lose any sleep over them cuz you can send them home when you get tired!!!
Seriously, though.....enjoy them to the fullest. They are one of the biggest blessings that life has to offer.





Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

[IceCreamBlondie]

Congrats! You are a lucky man!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Well, it's official....

Logan Marcelino was born approximately 9:45pm last night in Las Vegas to my oldest son and girlfriend.....

[fourthcoming]

Congratulations Gramps.

[envy_me]

Congratulations!

[DONNIEP]

Congratulations VA!!! I hope mom and baby are doing well! I'll raise a pint for you later today :gulp:

[Matt White]

Congrats!!!

[BigBadBrian]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

Congratulations!!!

http://www.lasiktn.com/images/fireworks.gif

[katina]

Congratulations !!! :daisy::daisy::daisy:

[private parts]

Congrats! Make sure to coach your son about the appropriate age for infants to start listening to CVH.
I think its after they start crawling and before their first words.

[ZahZoo]

Congrats again!!

You now have a new option for keeping your bank accounts and wallet from growing at any reasonable rate!! But that's a good reason if there's any...

[Sensible Shoes]

You old bastard you. :) We can call you VApa

[Zing!]

Woah - that's awesome - congrats dude!

[TFM_Dale]

Well, it's official....

Logan Marcelino was born approximately 9:45pm last night in Las Vegas to my oldest son and girlfriend.....
Congrats Gramps!

[Nitro Express]

Congratulations. Now you have to start farting in public more because that's what grandpa's do.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Good stuff. Congrats.

[Angel]

We can call you VApa

Love it!!!!

Congratulations VApa!!!!

[binnie]

Many congrats VA!

[vandeleur]

Congratulations

[FORD]

Congrats, Grandpa!

You're gonna have to get him one of these.....

http://www.vanhalenstore.com/shop/graphics/00000001/ON1B.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

Just found out, the girlfriend of my oldest son (25) is two months preggers....

Stunned....

Ha!!!

You beat ME to it.....

:gulp:

Who is the "old man" now, Gramps?


:rofl:

[jhale667]

Congrats! Does this mean we get to call you "pops" now? :biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

You're not going to start looking like Dickface McSlapnuts are you? :)

Congrat's buddy! All the best to your kin...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Ha!!!

You beat ME to it.....

:gulp:

Who is the "old man" now, Gramps?


:rofl:

At least my age doesn't show half a C note, you bastard.... ;)

[ZahZoo]

As a bass player... you probably just confused Lounge by mentioning the letter C and the word note in a single sentence... ;)