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hain23x
02-09-2012, 11:30 AM
This is so over the top NOT rock m roll that it needs its own thread.


Teeny boopper dancer lip syncers wear headsets

McDonald's employees wear headsets

Sammy Hagar wears a headset.

Tom Cruise wears a headset in every douche role he ever has.

ROCK STARS DON'T WEAR FUCKING HEADSETS!!

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 11:32 AM
If the haters get word of this, WE ARE FUCKED!!!

jhale667
02-09-2012, 11:34 AM
Much ado about NOTHING... ranks right up there with wardrobe complaints...

VHscraps
02-09-2012, 11:38 AM
I think it could generate a lot more negativity than any other single thing I can think of ...

Can you see Jim Morrison with a headset? Robert Plant? C'mon people. I love Dave, and I say in all honesty he changed my life - but this is gonna get bad bad reviews, and the haters are gonna be all over it. Someone in Dave's camp just needs a quiet word in the shell-like, to say it all looked fackin' great at the Henson show, so why change it.

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 11:40 AM
Much ado about NOTHING... ranks right up there with wardrobe complaints...

there are things that Dave does for the ladies. Like the tight pants, like the booty shake, the pelvic thrust, the chaps, etc.

I think the headset makes his face more visable while he is singing, and frees up his hands. I am allll for that!!

Just because others (Madonna to McDonalds) have used this technology, doesnt mean Dave is "like" them.

Dave sounds stellar! Dave looks stellar!

It looks like it sounds!

Zing!
02-09-2012, 11:43 AM
How about wearing the head-set during 'Ice Cream Man' and 'Stay Frosty?'

Use a mic like a proper rock legend lead singer for the rest of the show...

So this is love
02-09-2012, 11:47 AM
Michael Jackson wore heasets and of course the fat pig who can`t drive 55...need I say more...Come on Dave give us a break!!

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 11:47 AM
I think it could generate a lot more negativity than any other single thing I can think of ...

Can you see Jim Morrison with a headset? Robert Plant? C'mon people. I love Dave, and I say in all honesty he changed my life - but this is gonna get bad bad reviews, and the haters are gonna be all over it. Someone in Dave's camp just needs a quiet word in the shell-like, to say it all looked fackin' great at the Henson show, so why change it.

Anyone who reviews a head set is an ass. And who gives a shit what the haters say?

fryingdutchman
02-09-2012, 11:50 AM
I can't believe there's a "headset" thread.

I dig ya Hain...but this thread's a bit much. It's almost up there with the infamous "Dave's hair" threads....

Methinks this one is heading for a merge with the Forum Rehearsal thread....or to the DUMP.

jhale667
02-09-2012, 11:51 AM
Anyone who reviews a head set is an ass. And who gives a shit what the haters say?

It's ridiculous. Get the F over it and enjoy the show! Are you honestly telling me someone is going to sit there and say "It wasn't the same, because he DIDN'T USE A MIC STAND..." are you f***ing kidding me???

hain23x
02-09-2012, 11:52 AM
He was bad ass on the last tour when he would get to that point in the show w the mic stand.

I can understand his reasoning-he wants to dance more. But he can dance with a mic and he can look bad ass w a mic stand. but wearing a headset makes him look like he's holding a get rick quick seminar in a hotel conference room.

I hate when I see douche bags walking around the mall with a Bluetooth in their ear and I fucking hate headsets on singers. Sorry brothers and sisters, but I'm going to hate on this big time- get ready!

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 11:53 AM
Its GAY and its not our Diamond Dave period, end of story.

Whats next?? He uses Skype to put himself into the show from a cattle farm somewhere.

Fuck!

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:00 PM
:rolleyes: If he were lip-syncing you may have a point, but he's not, and you don't....sorry.

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 12:00 PM
Headsets are not cool.

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:02 PM
Headsets are not cool.

Crying about someone using one when you've waited 28 years for the new music and tours is even less cool...

DLR'sCock
02-09-2012, 12:02 PM
I'm not crazy about the headset.........it may not be a permanent thing, but something to try out.......it won't make or break anything with me, but I think the head set isn't the way to go............the mic stand and /or a mic in hand is a better way to go......much more rock n roll......oh and please play the more rocking tunes in the set........honeybabysweetiedoll, as is, bullethead......etc thanks!

ZahZoo
02-09-2012, 12:02 PM
I think it could generate a lot more negativity than any other single thing I can think of ...

Really..?

Y'all are worried and miffed about the headset..? WTF?

Geez and some of you thought I was silly voicing my distaste about his nut-sack camel-toe pants and prancing around like fucking Tinkerbell...

Did y'all not notice the light colored dance floor center stage in the video's from last night?? Welcome to Dancin with the Rock Star, baby!!

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 12:04 PM
May wusssygirl take your order ??

http://kopeikingallery.com/media/gallery/drive%20thru%20window%205%20100dpi.jpg


Stay Frosty now!


:elvis:

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 12:07 PM
I never thought of them as cool or uncool, really.

I figure he switched for a reason. Maybe we will find out why. Maybe he is going to be slip-sliding all over the stage like in the video. Cant do that as well with a mic and stand.

Reminds meof when we used to pour oil on our garage floor and get fucked up and take off our shoes and slide and dance all over the place. Listening to VH. Loud. It was fun. *sigh*

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 12:08 PM
Anyone who reviews a head set is an ass. And who gives a shit what the haters say?

I knew you would know how to bring the fun.


Turn up the album guys, learn how to have some fun.


Maybe he needs the headset to hear the recorded bits so he knows when to come in...........

Is this a well thought out pissenmoan fest here? Bunch of guys concerned how Dave looks after bringing the best album you ever heard.

You guys better take this one to the streets, in the context of life this is important.

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 12:10 PM
Crying about someone using one when you've waited 28 years for the new music and tours is even less cool...

Crying? Your weak ass posts criticizing a DIEHARD ROTH FANATIC is the bleating of a little bitch. Who the fuck says your opinion means anything.
*****Oh no! SOMEONE'S ARGUING WITH A MODERATOR!!!!*****

This is the ROTH ARMY. I've seen David Lee ROTH at least twice on every one of his tours since VH and purchased all his recordings. So I haven't waited 28 years for new music and tours. Bitch.

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 12:13 PM
I'm not crazy about the headset.........it may not be a permanent thing, but something to try out.......it won't make or break anything with me, but I think the head set isn't the way to go............the mic stand and /or a mic in hand is a better way to go......much more rock n roll......oh and please play the more rocking tunes in the set........honeybabysweetiedoll, as is, bullethead......etc thanks!

Those songs would be stellar live...YAAA!!!!

Now imagine them sung through a headset...

Hell, lets get Ozzy, Brian Johnson and James Hetfield to all don these wonderful headsets.

GREAT IDEA!

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:19 PM
I knew you would know how to bring the fun.


Turn up the album guys, learn how to have some fun.


Maybe he needs the headset to hear the recorded bits so he knows when to come in...........

Is this a well thought out pissenmoan fest here? Bunch of guys concerned how Dave looks after bringing the best album you ever heard.

You guys better take this one to the streets, in the context of life this is important.

:lmao:

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 12:20 PM
Crying? Your weak ass posts criticizing a DIEHARD ROTH FANATIC is the bleating of a little bitch. Who the fuck says your opinion means anything.
*****Oh no! SOMEONE'S ARGUING WITH A MODERATOR!!!!*****

This is the ROTH ARMY. I've seen David Lee ROTH at least twice on every one of his tours since VH and purchased all his recordings. So I haven't waited 28 years for new music and tours. Bitch.

Careful, he supplies us with good porn.

SNIPER
02-09-2012, 12:22 PM
My singers name is Dave also. If my Dave shows up to our show tomorrow with one I will kick his ass!:biggrin:

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:24 PM
Crying? Your weak ass posts criticizing a DIEHARD ROTH FANATIC is the bleating of a little bitch. Who the fuck says your opinion means anything.
*****Oh no! SOMEONE'S ARGUING WITH A MODERATOR!!!!*****

This is the ROTH ARMY. I've seen David Lee ROTH at least twice on every one of his tours since VH and purchased all his recordings. So I haven't waited 28 years for new music and tours. Bitch.

Oh, did someone's panties get bunched? :lol:
Uh, guess what - unless you got a "secret" VH album during that time - yes you have, BITCH. :lmao: Criticizing the use of a headset mic is what's truly weak ass, dude.



Careful, he supplies us with good porn.

:baaa:

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 12:29 PM
Oh, did someone's panties get bunched? :lol:
Uh, guess what - unless you got a "secret" VH album during that time - yes you have, BITCH. :lmao: Criticizing the use of a headset mic is what's truly weak ass, dude.

HEY BITCH - Go over to VHLINKS. This site's for ROTH fanatics. I love classic VH as much as anyone, but I'd be in the seats for any music endeavor that Dave's involved with. So I haven't had to sit on the sidelines waiting for 28 years.

Your responses are so sad. Go back to kissing cocks in the Men's Room, faggot.

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:33 PM
HEY BITCH - Go over to VHLINKS. This site's for ROTH fanatics. I love classic VH as much as anyone, but I'd be in the seats for any music endeavor that Dave's involved with. So I haven't had to sit on the sidelines waiting for 28 years.

Your responses are so sad. Go back to kissing cocks in the Men's Room, faggot.

:hee: Yeah, that little bit of projection helped your case there, buddy. Maybe that's what YOU do in men's rooms...in a "wide stance", no doubt... :turninggay:

RELAX...geez, you're about to pop a blood vessel over a fucking HEADSET mic, dude...

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 12:34 PM
HEY BITCH - Go over to VHLINKS. This site's for ROTH fanatics. I love classic VH as much as anyone, but I'd be in the seats for any music endeavor that Dave's involved with. So I haven't had to sit on the sidelines waiting for 28 years.

Your responses are so sad. Go back to kissing cocks in the Men's Room, faggot.

WOWZERS!!! JHale with a retort...

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:35 PM
Oh, and the "sad responses" bit carries so much weight with the gay shit attached... FAIL. :lol:


You're usually pretty cool, you off your meds today or something?? :D

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 12:35 PM
I would just like to add that the socks that Ed wore on the Diver Down tour were too silly. Remember , the striped ones?



If he tried that today, he would have to sue himself.

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 12:36 PM
Louder and dirtier ain't gonna remove that headset fellas.

Its going to get confusing...everybody, lets stay focused.

SNIPER
02-09-2012, 12:36 PM
:biggrin:

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 12:37 PM
Oh, and the "sad responses" bit carries so much weight with the gay shit attached... FAIL. :lol:


You're usually pretty cool, you off your meds today or something?? :D

Headsets are GGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

VHscraps
02-09-2012, 12:38 PM
I would just like to add that the socks that Ed wore on the Diver Down tour were too silly. Remember , the striped ones?



If he tried that today, he would have to sue himself.

The stripes - or am I thinking '81. That was a cool look.

More socks.

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:38 PM
I would just like to add that the socks that Ed wore on the Diver Down tour were too silly. Remember , the striped ones?



If he tried that today, he would have to sue himself.


AND someone would start a thread complaining about it.... :hee:

SNIPER
02-09-2012, 12:39 PM
Common! Let be Frosty to each other! This is good stuff happening. I don't care if Dave had a Mickey Mouse hat on all tour.

hambon4lif
02-09-2012, 12:41 PM
This thread is just a fucking embarassment, that's all there is to it.

The webbies do you a tremendous favor by giving you the inside track on the rehearsal, so you would have the luxury of not having to do anything but sit on your fat asses and enjoy it, and instead of being thankful, there's a bunch of crying over a motherfucking headset in retarded pussified threads like this one. Un-fucking-believable!!!!!

There's no way in hell this can possibly be a real thread, it's more like a sewing circle of ingrate bitches.

Even the DUMP is too good for this one....

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 12:42 PM
I can understand his reasoning-he wants to dance more.

But what if that's not it? What if he gets better fullback and can stay in tune more easily? Maybe he's doing it for us!

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 12:43 PM
The stripes - or am I thinking '81. That was a cool look.

More socks.

you mean the ones that looked just like the ones that Raggedy Andy wore?? :D

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 12:46 PM
you mean the ones that looked just like the ones that Raggedy Andy wore?? :D...

Yes!

JJtheVagPounder
02-09-2012, 12:46 PM
Like I said in the thread this originated in, I trust in Dave. He knows what he’s doing. I just feel that the headset is out of place for Van Halen is all. The way Dave works a mic stand is so influential. Shit, I want to carry a mic stand wherever I go and make believe it’s my dick. Why? Because Dave did. A headset just isn’t the same. I’d just end up looking like one of those douches that you think is talking to you, but they aren’t. They have a headset.

I’ll take Dave as I can get Dave, I just prefer the mic stand.

hain23x
02-09-2012, 12:46 PM
Guys I didn't start this thread for people to bitch at each other. I started the thread as a long time fan and someone who has gone to war for DLR forever that doesn't want to see him made fun of. But this has to make even the "who cares?" crowd just a little uncomfortable.

I love Dave but sometimes he overextends it and IMO this is one of those times. We do him no favors telling him its perfectly fine to wear a headset.

Seriously, unless you said "hell yeah! He's wearing a headset!!!" when you saw that first pic or were there last night then you KNOW that shit is just wrong.

Ps-this disagreement doesn't deter my love for Mr. hale's muff thread

SNIPER
02-09-2012, 12:48 PM
Now, if Dave sports plaid yellow tights I would complain, :bigwink:

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 12:49 PM
This thread is just a fucking embarassment, that's all there is to it.

The webbies do you a tremendous favor by giving you the inside track on the rehearsal, so you would have the luxury of not having to do anything but sit on your fat asses and enjoy it, and instead of being thankful, there's a bunch of crying over a motherfucking headset in retarded pussified threads like this one. Un-fucking-believable!!!!!

There's no way in hell this can possibly be a real thread, it's more like a sewing circle of ingrate bitches.

Even the DUMP is too good for this one....

Of course.
And RD and VA, hope you had a great time. And thanks for the videos.


on a side note I guess Prozac wasn't the greatest invention of the 20th century.

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:50 PM
Ps-this disagreement doesn't deter my love for Mr. hale's muff thread

Well, I should HOPE not...! :bigwink:

kwame k
02-09-2012, 12:50 PM
Look, you guys are missing the bigger issue here........

Ed was wearing red pants......I repeat red pants:lmao:

This to me signals that Eddie and Al are subtly forcing Dave to embrace the Spammy years......red stage clothes and now a headset:headlights:

Don't be surprised if you see the guys doing Van Hagar tunes during sound check:lmao:

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 12:51 PM
Guys I didn't start this thread for people to bitch at each other.

uhh uh uh uh uh uh uhu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu uh uh uh uhu


:biggrin:

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 12:52 PM
Like I said in the thread this originated in, I trust in Dave. He knows what he’s doing. I just feel that the headset is out of place for Van Halen is all. The way Dave works a mic stand is so influential. Shit, I want to carry a mic stand wherever I go and make believe it’s my dick. Why? Because Dave did. A headset just isn’t the same. I’d just end up looking like one of those douches that you think is talking to you, but they aren’t. They have a headset.

I’ll take Dave as I can get Dave, I just prefer the mic stand.

see, now he can feel free to use his actual dick on this tour. :bigwink:

mewisemagic
02-09-2012, 12:54 PM
Im sure the folks over at DDE will be ectstatic to see all the positive feedback...

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 12:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/browncorduroy99/headgear.jpg

So this is love
02-09-2012, 12:56 PM
Dave will come to reason and drop the headset and we will not see those red pants again...RED PANTS!!! who wears RED fucking pants???? oh Yeah Spammy....just kidding about the red pants... reminds me of Loverboy. Anyways drop the headset Dave.

JJtheVagPounder
02-09-2012, 12:57 PM
see, now he can feel free to use his actual dick on this tour. :bigwink:

Just go to a show and show him your titties. I'm sure the Roth Army would be supportive of you banging Dave. I have my fingers crossed for you.

hambon4lif
02-09-2012, 12:57 PM
on a side note I guess Prozac wasn't the greatest invention of the 20th century.No, it wasn't. That would be Midol, but you'd never know it by reading this thread.:thumb:

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 12:57 PM
Now, if Dave sports plaid yellow tights I would complain, :bigwink:

hmmmm....:innocent0001:

Mr Walker
02-09-2012, 12:58 PM
damn... i'm not a fan of the headset, but a whole thread on it is kind of embarrassing given what the band has given us over the past month.

Jagermeister
02-09-2012, 12:59 PM
Really. I fucking head set thread? :appl:

jhale667
02-09-2012, 12:59 PM
Im sure the folks over at DDE will be ectstatic to see all the positive feedback...


Think they're having a "WTF were we thinking" moment yet? :umm:


I'm not saying I'm a fan of headset mics in general either, but holy crap it's such a petty thing to gripe about considering the big picture...IMO, at least...

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:00 PM
damn... i'm not a fan of the headset, but a whole thread on it is kind of embarrassing given what the band has given us over the past month.

Exactly......:beers8:

Although lets not gloss over Ed wearing red pants:lmao:

Mr Walker
02-09-2012, 01:01 PM
Exactly......:beers8:

Although lets not gloss over Ed wearing red pants:lmao:

I'm a big Jack White fan, so I approve of the red pants/black shirt look.

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:01 PM
What I don't get is the people who get pissed when someone floats an opinion that is not a positive one about VH and Dave.

Do you really think that anyone at DDE is reading this right now saying "wow, Roth Army doesn't like the headgear so FUCK THOSE GUYS, WE WON'T GIVE THEM ANY MORE EXCLUSIVES OR ANYTHING!!"?

Hell no. DDE is a business and the Roth Army is like one giant (free) focus group, and you bet your ass they want to know how we really feel, positive OR negative.

chefcraig
02-09-2012, 01:02 PM
Monumentally stupid thread.

binnie
02-09-2012, 01:04 PM
I just wonder what Alex's pants think about all of this.....

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 01:05 PM
If you don't mind the headset, feel free to continue not minding the headset or go start a new post praising the headset. Nobody asked you to insult the ROTH FANATICS that don't want to see the headset.

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:05 PM
WOW!!!!! Moved to the Dump! That's a chickenshit move right there.

Mr Walker
02-09-2012, 01:07 PM
I just wonder what Alex's pants think about all of this.....

Maybe Al should throw the neck brace back on to deflect attention from the headset and the red pants.
Thank goodness Wolf left the hoodie at home or all hell might be breaking loose here.

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:09 PM
I'm a big Jack White fan, so I approve of the red pants/black shirt look.

I noticed Wolfie was sporting a black on blue motif........

Really, in LA after December......WTF, no one and I mean no one, wears that color scheme after December.

The band's falling apart....it's obvious:lmao:

Anyone interested in a used deluxe copy of ADKOT and upper bowl tickets to the Detroit show.....I'm offended and boycotting this tour now:lmao:

So this is love
02-09-2012, 01:10 PM
QUOTE=Mr Walker;1611760]Maybe Al should throw the neck brace back on to deflect attention from the headset and the red pants.
Thank goodness Wolf left the hoodie at home or all hell might be breaking loose here.[/QUOTE]

:lmao::lmao:

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 01:10 PM
WOW!!!!! Moved to the Dump! That's a chickenshit move right there.

There's a LOT of that going on around here - **********BUT DON'T ANYONE SAY IT *********

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:10 PM
I just wonder what Alex's pants think about all of this.....

Bravo, sir....bravo!

Now this guy gets it:lmao:

Mr Walker
02-09-2012, 01:13 PM
WOW!!!!! Moved to the Dump! That's a chickenshit move right there.

I do agree with this.

FORD
02-09-2012, 01:13 PM
Admittedly, David Lee Roth is the last guy I expected to wear the headset. But if Garth Brooks can pull it off and still put on one Hell of a show, then why can't Dave?

(I'd post a video of this but the RIAA nazis have been complete douchetubes when it comes to his videos)

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:13 PM
Monumentally stupid thread.

I always say, if you're gonna do something.....do it big;)

So this is love
02-09-2012, 01:16 PM
I noticed Wolfie was sporting a black on blue motif........

Really, in LA after December......WTF, no one and I mean no one, wears that color scheme after December.

The band's falling apart....it's obvious:lmao:

Anyone interested in a used deluxe copy of ADKOT and upper bowl tickets to the Detroit show.....I'm offended and boycotting this tour now:lmao:

upper bowl tickets????? .... never mind the red pants or headsets, you won`t see any of this from up there...:lmao:

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 01:16 PM
Monumentally stupid thread.

Monumentally stupid headset

hain23x
02-09-2012, 01:17 PM
I agree with the "focus group" comment from Dave's PA Rental.

Sticking this thread out if harm's way is dealer's choice i guess.

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:18 PM
upper bowl tickets????? .... never mind the red pants or headsets, you won`t see any of this from up there...:lmao:

I meant lower bowl but it's irrelevant now.......

Just heard from my "sources" that Ed's guitar tech was spotted wearing blue jeans:headlights:

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 01:22 PM
How about adding a few rows of choreographed dancers for each song, too?

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:23 PM
Maybe Al should throw the neck brace back on to deflect attention from the headset and the red pants.
Thank goodness Wolf left the hoodie at home or all hell might be breaking loose here.

That's actually pretty funny, and a good counter-comment. This is the kind of thing that should quell the foolishness of a 'Dave's Headgear' thread, not banishing it to the Dump just because YOU think that it's foolish.

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 01:25 PM
...like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgW903yFpG0

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 01:27 PM
Like THAT!

vandeleur
02-09-2012, 01:29 PM
:lmao:

So this is love
02-09-2012, 01:29 PM
I meant lower bowl but it's irrelevant now.......

Just heard from my "sources" that Ed's guitar tech was spotted wearing blue jeans:headlights:

Please tell your "sources" that we have a focus group here thats trying very hard to tell them how to do their jobs...:blah:

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:29 PM
I have issues with the colors of the confetti:headlights:

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 01:30 PM
I have issues with the colors of the confetti:headlights:

Watch out, they'll ban you for saying that

So this is love
02-09-2012, 01:31 PM
How about adding a few rows of choreographed dancers for each song, too?

Bring back the ZZ TOP strippers

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 01:35 PM
I like the MUSIC. That's what I think's important.

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:35 PM
What is the opposite of The Dump? That's where this thread should be placed.

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:37 PM
I do agree with this.

There's a reason why I was a mod in the Main forum for 6-7 years.

Jérôme Frenchise
02-09-2012, 01:40 PM
It annoyed me a bit to see Dave holding that headset in his hand in the Henson Studios footage,
it did for few seconds, but it's only a fucking detail, isn't it?

Why complain? It's VH back with some awesome stuff. That headset is nothing.

Would you moan about a tiny spot on the most drop-dead chick's skin, saying "Damn, how can I not think about it when I fuck her?"... :cool:

kwame k
02-09-2012, 01:40 PM
Please tell your "sources" that we have a focus group here thats trying very hard to tell them how to do their jobs...:blah:

Noted and relaying the message to the higher ups;)

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 01:43 PM
Oh COME ON - it's stickied now?

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:44 PM
Would you moan about a tiny spot on the most drop-dead chick's skin, saying "Damn, how can I not think about it when I fuck her?"... :cool:

Are you new to the internet? This is pretty much what dudes-posting-on-fan-message-boards are famous for...

Jagermeister
02-09-2012, 01:44 PM
lol. Oh for fuck sakes.

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:45 PM
oh come on - it's stickied now?

lol!!

Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2012, 01:53 PM
"Everybody Wants A Headset!!"

"Runnin' With the Headset"

"So This is A Headset?"

"Stay Frosty.....Headset"

"Drop Dead Headset"

"House of Headsets"

"Aint Talkin Without Headset"

"Feel Your Headset Tonight"

"Headset Delight"

"..And the Headset Will Rock!"

ZahZoo
02-09-2012, 01:55 PM
It annoyed me a bit to see Dave holding that headset in his hand in the Henson Studios footage,
it did for few seconds, but it's only a fucking detail, isn't it?

Why complain? It's VH back with some awesome stuff. That headset is nothing.

Would you moan about a tiny spot on the most drop-dead chick's skin, saying "Damn, how can I not think about it when I fuck her?"... :cool:

Dave appeared to be having trouble with his in-ear monitors at the Henson gig. Either they weren't working or they were dislodging from his ears.

Amazed at the psychosis being expressed with Dave going with a headset microphone rather than a standard hand held... My Freud instincts make me wonder why there's a large group of males who prefer phallic imagery of the hand held sm58 style mic over a headset type..?

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 01:57 PM
The headset reminds me of the one I wore when I taught aerobics class back in the day. LOL. :D

Luke D
02-09-2012, 01:57 PM
I hate Dave's socks, so I'm boycotting this tour.

Dave's PA Rental
02-09-2012, 01:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/browncorduroy99/headgear.jpg

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 01:58 PM
Dave appeared to be having trouble with his in-ear monitors at the Henson gig. Either they weren't working or they were dislodging from his ears.



I posted this earlier and the post disappeared. It IS possible that the headset gives him better fullback and keeps him in tune better. Gee what if the headset gives us a better performance?

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 02:00 PM
I do like how Dave used to pull the mic away to control the volume of his yells, etc. Not sure how that is done with a headset, but the songs I have heard so far seem fine.

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 02:02 PM
Dave appeared to be having trouble with his in-ear monitors at the Henson gig. Either they weren't working or they were dislodging from his ears.

Amazed at the psychosis being expressed with Dave going with a headset microphone rather than a standard hand held... My Freud instincts make me wonder why there's a large group of males who prefer phallic imagery of the hand held sm58 style mic over a headset type..?

No, that's your GAYDAR

Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2012, 02:02 PM
I do like how Dave used to pull the mic away to control the volume of his yells, etc. Not sure how that is done with a headset, but the songs I have heard so far seem fine.

Yeah, the sound is fine.

Just the look is odd, however, I'm not gonna miss out on the show because of a headset.

hain23x
02-09-2012, 02:05 PM
I think this is one of those moments were Eddie and Alex passively aggressively get digs in at Dave . like they know he's walking and getting ready to step in dog poo and they choose not to tell him

"Yeah Dave the headset would be cool..!hehehehehehehe"

Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2012, 02:10 PM
BREAKING NEWS

VAN HALEN TO RE-NAME NEW ALBUM

---------------------------------------------
Legendary rockers have decided to re-name their new album. Having just hit the store shelves this past Tuesday, Van Halen have decided to change the name from A Different Kind Of Truth to A Different Kind Of Headset.

ZahZoo
02-09-2012, 02:18 PM
I posted this earlier and the post disappeared. It IS possible that the headset gives him better fullback and keeps him in tune better. Gee what if the headset gives us a better performance?

Exactly and the headset microphone probably integrates better than a separate ear-bud monitors and hand held.

evil_lil
02-09-2012, 02:22 PM
How about a little perspective. Didn't they have the singer from Great White propped up on a stool with a poop bag on his side for christsakes.

Headset or no - This is David Fucking Lee Roth fronting Van Halen in 2012 on a tour for a new album!

ZahZoo
02-09-2012, 02:22 PM
No, that's your GAYDAR

I was trying to be diplomatic & politically correct... the original post sounded better than just sayin... Ya bunch of fags lost your visual dick fantasy and are acting like pissy little school girls...

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 02:30 PM
I was trying to be diplomatic & politically correct... the original post sounded better than just sayin... Ya bunch of fags lost your visual dick fantasy and are acting like pissy little school girls...

Britney Spears was a pissy little school girl THAT WORE A HEADSET ONSTAGE

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 02:37 PM
Now are all the men supposed to talk about how Britney was hot? Ewwww.

golitely
02-09-2012, 02:38 PM
I've got it...the video screens in the background gives it all away. He is going to come out at the first gig in a black turtleneck and jeans to unveil the new iPad with the killer VH/Magic 8 ball/random Roth witticism-words to live by app--in a striped case, of course.

Jagermeister
02-09-2012, 02:39 PM
Now are all the men supposed to talk about how Britney was hot? Ewwww.

why am I even posting in this thread?

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 02:39 PM
Yeah until she opens her mouth.

mohican
02-09-2012, 02:45 PM
I don't care about the headset as long as it doesn't become this ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3pnJojW_w

Nitro Express
02-09-2012, 02:55 PM
I hate the head set. I hate the stage. It's all really bland. What happened to the sure 58? It's so Sammy Hagar to go around with a headset.

hain23x
02-09-2012, 03:13 PM
I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2012, 03:15 PM
I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

It wouldn't matter.

They all suck nowadays anyway.

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:19 PM
Maybe Dave should just lipsync it while being surrounded by choreographed gay midget hula dancers...

At least we would get the screams...


:elvis:

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:20 PM
I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

Ozzy doesn't...

Dave's Bitch
02-09-2012, 03:25 PM
It wouldn't matter.

They all suck nowadays anyway.

Lemmy doesn't

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 03:25 PM
Hell no. DDE is a business and the Roth Army is like one giant (free) focus group, and you bet your ass they want to know how we really feel, positive OR negative.

Good, cause they fucking SUCK!!!! Lose the headset but keep the additude.

gbranton
02-09-2012, 03:26 PM
Ozzy doesn't...

That's because for best results you need to REDUCE the number of voices in Ozzy's head.

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 03:27 PM
Maybe Dave should just lipsync it while being surrounded by choreographed gay midget hula dancers...

At least we would get the screams...


:elvis:

Uh oh - you said the "G" word ... mass hysteria will ensue now

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:30 PM
Aren't all midgets gay ??

FORD
02-09-2012, 03:32 PM
Ozzy doesn't...

No, but he uses enough electronic bullshit gimmicks on his "voice" to make a rapper jealous. And there's serious doubt that he's ever actually written lyrics to any song he ever sang.

Or at least not the lyrics that actually ended up on the album........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ZCajRPQUw

Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2012, 03:32 PM
Aren't all midgets gay ??

Like this little puke?
http://img.filmous.com/static/people/50372/photo.jpg

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 03:33 PM
I meant lower bowl but it's irrelevant now.

Sure ya did:bigwink:

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 03:36 PM
How about adding a few rows of choreographed dancers for each song, too?

maybe a cowboy hat and a shiny guitar. don't forget the boots...

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 03:42 PM
This is David Fucking Lee Roth fronting Van Halen in 2012 on a tour for a new album!

With a headset...:biggrin:

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 03:45 PM
I wonder if Brian Johnson, Ozzy, Lemmy , or Robert Plant wear headsets?

You forgot James Hetfield.

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:45 PM
Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/chrissymode/thread_gay_midget.jpg


:biggrin:

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:46 PM
You forgot James Hetfield.

Who the fuck is James Hatfield ??

Nitro Express
02-09-2012, 03:48 PM
Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/chrissymode/thread_gay_midget.jpg


:biggrin:

Looks like the Chickenfoot bass player Sauce Sobowleski taking a bath.

Angel
02-09-2012, 03:48 PM
Is this pic disturbing to anyone else ??

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/chrissymode/thread_gay_midget.jpg


:biggrin:what's more disturbing is that you have this image... ;)

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:48 PM
That's not nice...

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:49 PM
what's more disturbing is that you have this image... ;)

Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 03:50 PM
Who the fuck is James Hatfield ??

He was on Hee Haw.




Haystacks Hatfield.

ThrillsNSpills
02-09-2012, 03:51 PM
Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

yeah but that was years before this thread.

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:52 PM
yeah but that was years before this thread.

That's how I met you...

FORD
02-09-2012, 03:56 PM
Well, like I did a google search for gay midgets and stuff...

More like you stumbled on a gay midget site when you were searching for porn. :biggrin:

BumBahDeeDah
02-09-2012, 03:57 PM
He's not Janet Jackson and he's not playing accordion, so's he don't needs it!!!!!!!

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 03:57 PM
I don't do porn...

Vinnie Velvet
02-09-2012, 04:01 PM
I don't do porn...

Midget porn?

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 04:02 PM
Porn is bad, m'kay...

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 04:03 PM
You must have a lot of fun avoiding it around here!

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 04:04 PM
I do avoid it here and everywhere...

It can be done...

diamondsgirl
02-09-2012, 04:05 PM
You must have a lot of fun avoiding it around here!

shoes...what doyou think of the headset?

I like seeing Dave's mouth move when he sings.

conmee
02-09-2012, 04:11 PM
Brethren and Sistren,

There wasn't this much angst during EEAS and Skyscraper when DLR's outfit of choice was a bedazzled adult onesie, rhinestone-encrusted codpiece, and lavender tights riding around on and a big fucking, uh... "microphone".... uh huh uh huh uh huh...

I hear where hain is coming from, but let's just settle down and see if the headset makes it to the actual tour. Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

And as some of the members have already mentioned, there's still a little something called A NEW FUCKING ALBUM to smooth over some of the fashion faux pas, personal affronts, and profound insults to people's self-esteem and sexual preferences.

That is all.

Icon™©®

SNIPER
02-09-2012, 04:15 PM
Sheldon! :biggrin:

Sensible Shoes
02-09-2012, 04:19 PM
shoes...what doyou think of the headset?

I like seeing Dave's mouth move when he sings.

I don't really care. Like I said, it may be a technical thing that gives him better fullback. Remember Dave's always calling for more volume in the earphones. It's a decent possibility that all of them are slightly deaf for heaven's sake, and maybe the headset helps him out onstage. And notice he ditched it during "Ice Cream Man". We'll have to ask VA and RD if he put it back on or not. Above all, I want Dave to be comfortable with whatever he uses so we can get the best performance possible.

1971Quarter
02-09-2012, 04:37 PM
Brethren and Sistren,

There wasn't this much angst during EEAS and Skyscraper when DLR's outfit of choice was a bedazzled adult onesie, rhinestone-encrusted codpiece, and lavender tights riding around on and a big fucking, uh... "microphone".... uh huh uh huh uh huh...

I hear where hain is coming from, but let's just settle down and see if the headset makes it to the actual tour. Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

And as some of the members have already mentioned, there's still a little something called A NEW FUCKING ALBUM to smooth over some of the fashion faux pas, personal affronts, and profound insults to people's self-esteem and sexual preferences.

That is all.

Icon™©®

That's only because Forums were not invented yet

Yount
02-09-2012, 04:45 PM
Even if DLR came out with a fucking perm, headset, red parachute pants, and a fucking pink Komen For The Cure bracelet, he'd still be more masculine and fucking cooler than Samuel Haggis.

Too true! Dave wears all this crazy shit because his tongue is lodged firmly into his cheek and his eyes are rolling just like in the "Goin' crazy" video. Like we're supposed to take it all seriously! Give me a fucking break!!

wiseguy
02-09-2012, 04:46 PM
:biggrin:

bantonelli
02-09-2012, 04:46 PM
To wear a headset or not? Look at all the people here at this thread (with the exception of those who question the same thing I do with a huge "Whatevah...."

Now that we have a TOUR in motion, a CD on store shelves, Dave giving the Army props, you would think that all is right with the world. Is there really room for a biotch session regarding a HEADSET? C'mon peeps.....

Stay Frosty :grouphug:

Jagermeister
02-09-2012, 04:51 PM
To wear a headset or not? Look at all the dumb asses at this thread (with the exception of those who question the same thing I do with a huge "Whatevah...."

Stay Frosty :grouphug:

Indeed!

SparkieD
02-09-2012, 04:51 PM
Perhaps the headset and pants are just a big FUCK OFF to that red bastard!

kwame k
02-09-2012, 05:00 PM
Sure ya did:bigwink:

You caught me.....I didn't give this important thread the attention to detail that I normally do:yo:

bantonelli
02-09-2012, 05:24 PM
Indeed!

My EXACT thoughts...Indeed, J.

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 05:43 PM
Indeedido...


:elvis:

Douglas T.
02-09-2012, 06:07 PM
I would think the headset would be harder to use! Leaving more to the sound man! Harder to work with your dynamics!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427209_10150586883513926_140525253925_8920160_4458 90920_n.jpg

Zing!
02-09-2012, 06:15 PM
That's actually a pretty cool pic.

Douglas T.
02-09-2012, 06:20 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/432111_10150586883903926_140525253925_8920166_1367 916428_n.jpg

Golden AWe
02-09-2012, 06:21 PM
It's not a headset...it's a hearing aid set for the old papa

C'mon folks...give me a break...one hearing aid, coming up!

Carmine
02-09-2012, 07:21 PM
For the love of jive...step away from the keyboard...that NEW Van Halen album apparently needs to played...again

bru87tr
02-09-2012, 07:32 PM
Much ado about NOTHING... ranks right up there with wardrobe complaints...

When it affects sound, it's about something.

Dave does not sound right with that dumb headset.

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 07:47 PM
Dave looks gay flinging and waving his arms all around instead of holding a mic or mic stand...


:elvis:

chi-town324
02-09-2012, 07:49 PM
I'm sure he's gonna wear it as if the acoustics in the arenas weren't bad enough

hambon4lif
02-09-2012, 07:50 PM
What is the opposite of The Dump? That's where this thread should be placed.If The View has a messageboard, it should be over there. That way, another group of fucking cunts can bitch about the headset too......

Matt White
02-09-2012, 08:02 PM
If The View has a messageboard, it should be over there. That way, another group of fucking cunts can bitch about the headset too......

HA!!!!

Got 'Em!!!

bantonelli
02-09-2012, 08:02 PM
Dave looks gay flinging and waving his arms all around instead of holding a mic or mic stand...


:elvis:

Envy will get you nowhere.... and Yes, Elvis... Dave still gets all the women - hands free or with a mic ....and very possibly some queens that know a HOTTIE when they see him. :winkglasses:

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 08:04 PM
I was just sayin' how it looks to me...

bantonelli
02-09-2012, 08:09 PM
I was just sayin' how it looks to me...

i guarantee that once the concert begins... the last thing you will care about is how he's flinging his arms. By the time he gets to Nawlins' he might have a prop in his hands?

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 08:14 PM
I hope he sings better by then...

SunisinuS
02-09-2012, 08:19 PM
Envy will get you nowhere.... and Yes, Elvis... Dave still gets all the women - hands free or with a mic ....and very possibly some queens that know a HOTTIE when they see him. :winkglasses:

bantonelli hits Elbow in the mark. Those that can't do, can't even teach.

Let Cupid sort Elbow out.

:bigwink:

jhale667
02-09-2012, 08:23 PM
Five pages of bitching about a headset mic. Unbelievable.

kwame k
02-09-2012, 08:28 PM
It breaks the current record of 4 pages about Dave's hair:lmao:

Jetstream
02-09-2012, 08:34 PM
and Eddie better not go remote on his guitars, because he sucks without the cords to move around

Matt White
02-09-2012, 08:35 PM
After ADKOT....I don't give a fuck!!!

Bring on the tour..........................................


It only took 28yrs............................................. .....................

I'm so fucking jazzed.....the rest is just fucking "details"...."whats he wearing" "Whats he playing" "where is hot-sauce" "Are you wearing a cup"????

kwame k
02-09-2012, 08:45 PM
I disagree, Matt.......

ADKOT's color scheme is not very color coordinated....mixing black and white with red.

For shame;)

Matt White
02-09-2012, 08:55 PM
"Do they have matching shoes?" Where's the blowup dolls?" "Will the Gong catch on fire" "Where's the fuzzy boots?" "Why no overalls?" "Why no underalls?"

jhale667
02-09-2012, 08:55 PM
After ADKOT....I don't give a fuck!!!

Bring on the tour..........................................


It only took 28yrs............................................. .....................

I'm so fucking jazzed.....the rest is just fucking "details"...."whats he wearing" "Whats he playing" "where is hot-sauce" "Are you wearing a cup"????

THIS...

I too am beyond jazzed (especially after seeing it from 10 feet away!!!) And couldn't give a FUCK what kind of mic Dave uses!!


Having said that, if I find out Ed's not using extra-heavy picks I'm gonna be PISSED, though... :lmao:

Matt White
02-09-2012, 08:58 PM
THIS...

I too am beyond jazzed (especially after seeing it from 10 feet away!!!) And couldn't give a FUCK what kind of mic Dave uses!!


Having said that, if I find out Ed's not using extra-heavy picks I'm gonna be PISSED, though... :lmao:

I want to see the Digitech Whammy pedal I hear on ADKOT...almost makes me want one!

kwame k
02-09-2012, 08:59 PM
"Do they have matching shoes?" Where's the blowup dolls?" "Will the Gong catch on fire" "Where's the fuzzy boots?" "Why no overalls?" "Why no underalls?"

Very valid questions and each one you pointed out deserves it's own thread in the Main;)

Matt White
02-09-2012, 09:05 PM
Very valid questions and each one you pointed out deserves it's own thread in the Main;)

HA!!!

And my shit wouldn't get DUMPped!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

It'd get DELEATED!!! :rockit:

kwame k
02-09-2012, 09:07 PM
Those bastards:pullinghair:

Mr Walker
02-09-2012, 09:08 PM
"Do they have matching shoes?" Where's the blowup dolls?" "Will the Gong catch on fire" "Where's the fuzzy boots?" "Why no overalls?" "Why no underalls?"

You better stop that bro before some rapscallion kicks up a "Dave - Bring Back The Assless Chaps" thread in Main.

twonabomber
02-09-2012, 09:10 PM
goddammit, how many times do i have to say it...

if chaps had an ass, they'd be PANTS.

twonabomber
02-09-2012, 09:10 PM
and as long as we're asking questions, does Wolf stripe his own basses?

twonabomber
02-09-2012, 09:11 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/432111_10150586883903926_140525253925_8920166_1367 916428_n.jpg

i think i saw this guy on a P90X infomercial or somethin'.

kwame k
02-09-2012, 09:14 PM
i think i saw this guy on a P90X infomercial or somethin'.

Was he wearing a headset, too!

I need to know:pullinghair:

twonabomber
02-09-2012, 09:21 PM
i think he was!

kwame k
02-09-2012, 09:27 PM
Really, why would you do that when a mic and stand could be used as props.......

I know for a fact Jack LaLanne would of used a mic and stand;)

twonabomber
02-09-2012, 09:30 PM
Jack could justify the headset, he needed his hands free to run the juicer!

kwame k
02-09-2012, 09:32 PM
Bullshit!

Jack used overhead boom stands and mics, like real men;)

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:19 PM
I hope he sings better by then...

Elvis for once I agree with you !! He sounded like shit !! Someone with a pair of balls that has the number to DDE needs to call and tell them Dave needs to lose the lame headset !! I don't hate it , it just sounds like I do. There is no reason all fucking at all for him to use them !! At all !! Looks stupid, Sounds worse !! Dave has enough problems singing he doesnt need to do it through junk !! Case closed !

hain23x
02-09-2012, 10:22 PM
so.....what have ya'll been talkin' bout? love?:bigwink:

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:24 PM
i guarantee that once the concert begins... the last thing you will care about is how he's flinging his arms. By the time he gets to Nawlins' he might have a prop in his hands?

I fucking care for $ 170 bucks !!! He looks lame with his what did you call it ?? Flinging arms ? Grab a mike and sing your ass off !! PERIOD. Head set is stupid !! They sound like shit.

Terry
02-09-2012, 10:25 PM
Meh.

Who gives a shit if Roth uses a headset or not?

Long as the band sounds good and plays well, the rest is small change.

Terry
02-09-2012, 10:26 PM
I mean, honestly, if Roth using a headset live is gonna be a deal breaker for someone in terms of going to see Van Halen in concert or not...fucking gayness.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:29 PM
Dave looks gay flinging and waving his arms all around instead of holding a mic or mic stand...


:elvis:

FACT !! Sing Dave !! Fuck the dancing in the streets !!

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:32 PM
I mean, honestly, if Roth using a headset live is gonna be a deal breaker for someone in terms of going to see Van Halen in concert or not...fucking gayness.

Its not a deal breaker !! Its just stupid for him to use them !! He can't be that fucking lazy to hold a mike because his dance moves are that important to him !! SORRY !!

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:33 PM
And I will say it a 1000 time until someone over at DDE says hey Dave your biggest fans say loss them !! If he doesnt fine but really ??

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 10:39 PM
I fucking care for $ 170 bucks !!!

Amen to that...

sonrisa salvaje
02-09-2012, 10:40 PM
I mean, honestly, if Roth using a headset live is gonna be a deal breaker for someone in terms of going to see Van Halen in concert or not...fucking gayness.

I have to agree. They will know pretty quickly whether it can work or not up to Dave's expectations. I wouldn't think they would go into it half ass. Nothing they have done thus far has been less than calculated. If Dave is using a headset for the first time in his career, which is something that has to feel unnatural to him, he probably has a good reason. I doubt it is for style and i doubt he is afraid of backlash from a handful of mullets.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:42 PM
Amen to that...

I want Dave at his best !! He was last tour. I want it again !! No fucking excuses !! they charge enough. It's just lazy bullshit if he uses them !!

sonrisa salvaje
02-09-2012, 10:43 PM
And I will say it a 1000 time until someone over at DDE says hey Dave your biggest fans say loss them !! If he doesnt fine but really ??

It would depend on how well they can decipher run-on sentences.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:51 PM
It would depend on how well they can decipher run-on sentences.

Hey, kiss the guy's ass !! I never joined here because I pray to everything Dave !! I liked house of music. Give me the number. I'll tell them it's stupid he even tried them !!

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 10:54 PM
I want Dave at his best !! He was last tour. I want it again !! No fucking excuses !! they charge enough. It's just lazy bullshit if he uses them !!

Dave was awesome last tour...

I hope we get the same Dave this time around...

He's looking like the weakest link at this point...


:elvis:

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 10:59 PM
Admittedly, David Lee Roth is the last guy I expected to wear the headset. But if Garth Brooks can pull it off and still put on one Hell of a show, then why can't Dave?

(I'd post a video of this but the RIAA nazis have been complete douchetubes when it comes to his videos)

Garth is a fag !! PERIOD. His music sucks.

Nitro Express
02-09-2012, 11:04 PM
I'm not seeing Diamond Dave up there. I'm seeing David Roth up there. Head sets are fine for Britney Spears, Sammy Hagar, or if you work the drive through at McDonald's. Get a microphone stand Dave and carry that fucker around with attitude. Put a few scarves on it or whatever. Mike stands are cool, headsets are not.

Panamark
02-09-2012, 11:04 PM
Dave was awesome last tour...

I hope we get the same Dave this time around...

He's looking like the weakest link at this point...


:elvis:

Apart from Wolf who has to try his best to play the BASS parts
his Dad recorded :biggrin:

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:05 PM
Dave was awesome last tour...

I hope we get the same Dave this time around...

He's looking like the weakest link at this point...


:elvis:

I would say SOUNDS like the weakest link is more like it !! Nugent uses them but he is insane & run's all over still & he plays guitar !!

Panamark
02-09-2012, 11:07 PM
I just watched the Tattoo clip and Dave sounds great, even on the higher stuff..

Headset an issue ?

Is this the new whine now that MA is no longer required ? :biggrin:

ashstralia
02-09-2012, 11:07 PM
sada pointed out the headset on my snowman looks cool.


stay frosty.

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 11:08 PM
Apart from Wolf who has to try his best to play the BASS parts
his Dad recorded :biggrin:

Actually, I heard it was really Michael Anthony on the album...

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:10 PM
I just watched the Tattoo clip and Dave sounds great, even on the higher stuff..

Headset an issue ?

Is this the new whine now that MA is no longer required ? :biggrin:

Give me ONE reason he needs them ?? Case closed !!

Nitro Express
02-09-2012, 11:11 PM
No headsets here. This is how it should be done.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:12 PM
Fact !! Whoever has the number to DDE needs to have the balls to say what the fuck !! If he has them in April, well at least Ed is fucking back !! I won't watch Dave sing Somebody Get Me A Doctor with his hands on his knees !! He did it in on clip, might have been EBWS and looked stupid as hell !!

ashstralia
02-09-2012, 11:14 PM
i'm not gonna argue with anyone... to me it's a non-issue.

i still think he might be using the rehearsals to give it a go and see how he likes it, tour proper might be back to handheld.

VAiN
02-09-2012, 11:16 PM
Wow! I take a day off of the internet and come back to a 6-page thread about a headset!

I will go on record as saying I do not care for the headset.. to me it just looks weird, but I'm sure I'll get over it in about .0000001 seconds when I'm rocking my ass off in Louisville next weekend. I will miss what Dave does with the mic stand though.. like that crazy back bend during Meanstreet.

Seshmeister
02-09-2012, 11:16 PM
My attitude to the headset thing is that Dave has forgotten more about being a front man of a band than anyone else ever knew.

I'm sure there were plenty of people who questioned every single bit of his thing back in the day be it his jumping around or torn up clothes.

You could write a psychology paper on the upset this headset thing seems to have caused here. It's a common thing to talk about hiding behind a guitar whereby there is a big difference between singing while playing the guitar onstage and just singing. This is an extension of this because he is naked, he doesn't even have the mike as a prop.

What's kind of weird about this is that he's the naked one but it seems to be the audience that are self conscious about it...

ELVIS
02-09-2012, 11:17 PM
Fact !! Whoever has the number to DDE needs to have the balls to say what the fuck !!

The number is on the web...

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:18 PM
I just watched the Tattoo clip and Dave sounds great, even on the higher stuff..

Headset an issue ?

Is this the new whine now that MA is no longer required ? :biggrin:

Wrong !! The singing was the worse part. Including Wolf !! Way better the other night. Not blaming the headset on this but it wasn't that great.

Nitro Express
02-09-2012, 11:27 PM
Dave without a microphone is like Ron White without smokes and booze. How in the hell do you say that is not a microphone in my pants I'm just glad to see ya with a fucking headset?

Props are important. When you are the front man with no instrument you need something.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:38 PM
The number is on the web...

Where ?? I will leave a message.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:42 PM
No headsets here. This is how it should be done.

Agreed but Dave is not & has not been this guy for years. Sometimes I think he would rather do Vegas !!! STUPID IDEA DAVE !!

Panamark
02-09-2012, 11:43 PM
Go to Sammy's website.

Lots of whine and cheese for all ! :biggrin:

I think Im dreaming that Im posting at bizzarro Roth Army.

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:48 PM
Go to Sammy's website.

Lots of whine and cheese for all ! :biggrin:

I think Im dreaming that Im posting at bizzarro Roth Army.

Hey, Dave can & will do what he want's. Why is another reason !! Bring it Ed !!

Yount
02-09-2012, 11:52 PM
Go to Sammy's website.

Which one??

Panamark
02-09-2012, 11:54 PM
It took exactly 2 days from album release for some around here to start looking for things
to bitch about ? WTF ?:duh:

Yount
02-09-2012, 11:58 PM
Hangon, I totally missed that pitch! Duh. My head was in that Eddie solo I just watched. Wow! Just WOW!
Hey I'm just happy anything's happening, don't nobody look at me.

Panamark
02-09-2012, 11:58 PM
Which one??

Well no offense to our brother Brett, but theres
the Links and the "pay to say" redchunker place
is there not ?

Even VHND has chickenshit and Sammy.

I think ?

Whichever one it is, please take your emotional panties over there.
Im rocking out to the max ungrateful motherfuckers ! :mad:

78/84 guy
02-09-2012, 11:59 PM
It took exactly 2 days from album release for some around here to start looking for things
to bitch about ? WTF ?:duh:

The album is awesome isn't it !! Full of fucking attitude !! Hope we get that live ! that's all people are wondering about. They should for the fucking money you pay !

Nitro Express
02-10-2012, 12:09 AM
Sam showed his hand. He's mad that Dave got the gig and he didn't so like a child he's trying to say his is better. Pure three year old mentality there. Michael Anthony was cool and said he's really interested in seeing what the new stuff sounds like and said it would be nice to hear some of the old songs again. It sounded like Mike is as much of a Eddie fan as the rest of us are and just wanted to hear Ed play some of that stuff again and this is from a guy who Ed gave the boot to.

Panamark
02-10-2012, 12:09 AM
"The album rocks, but whats up with Dave's hair ?"

Puhlease..... Gimme a freakin break ?

Panamark
02-10-2012, 12:10 AM
Thats what this reminds me of

Nitro Express
02-10-2012, 12:12 AM
The album is awesome isn't it !! Full of fucking attitude !! Hope we get that live ! that's all people are wondering about. They should for the fucking money you pay !

It will probably take a few live shows to get it down. Ed and Al are rock solid. Wolfie and Dave made a few mistakes. I think as long as the brothers are solid the rest will follow.

Seshmeister
02-10-2012, 12:12 AM
Dave looks gay flinging and waving his arms all around instead of holding a mic or mic stand...


:elvis:

It's a bit of a mystery why it's nearly always the followers of the unmarried massage his gang of guy pals feet while saying he loved them Jesus cult are always worriedly looking for anything gay... :)

Nitro Express
02-10-2012, 12:14 AM
"The album rocks, but whats up with Dave's hair ?"

Puhlease..... Gimme a freakin break ?

It's called attempting to retain your hair when you should be bald. It's called getting older.

ELVIS
02-10-2012, 12:15 AM
That wasnt my point Sesh...

Sheeesh...

Panamark
02-10-2012, 12:16 AM
Guarantee the live shows will shut you all the fuck up !
Too much effort to get to this point, stop obsessing over
the first "sound check"

Nitro Express
02-10-2012, 12:26 AM
I fucking care for $ 170 bucks !!! He looks lame with his what did you call it ?? Flinging arms ? Grab a mike and sing your ass off !! PERIOD. Head set is stupid !! They sound like shit.

There's no dynamics to them and they tend to sound thin. Anyone that uses them has highly processes vocals. You just can't go wrong with a good ol Shure 58 and that had been Dave's staple mic for years.

Panamark
02-10-2012, 12:28 AM
I dont like his shoes

GODDAMMIT !!! VA CALL DDE !!!

ELVIS
02-10-2012, 12:29 AM
Ed's shoes are pretty fuckin' gay...

BTW


:biggrin:

Panamark
02-10-2012, 12:34 AM
This thread is GAY !

Elvis, are you dancing around the room in your spandex
armed with marracas in each hand again ? :cheer:

Nitro Express
02-10-2012, 12:35 AM
They almost look like rock climbing shoes. Oh well, they beat those old raggedy boots Ed was wearing with the duct tape holding them together with his toes sticking out. I didn't like Ed's dumpster digger look either.

Yount
02-10-2012, 12:35 AM
The album is awesome isn't it !! Full of fucking attitude !! Hope we get that live ! that's all people are wondering about. They should for the fucking money you pay !

Gotta look at it like this: I've paid what? 20 bucks a CD. Played all 6 albums easily over 100 times each. 20 cents for 1/2 an hour. $170 for the show doesn't seem so bad now.
So keep ya fucking headset on Dave. This is possibly the only band I'd happily pay big coin to see. Do whatever the fuck you want - play it Vegas style, skit-skat-bippedy-bop-top-of-the-pops-with-the-beat for 45 minutes, bath your dog Russell, play poker with the 3 Van Halen chaps, show slideshows of medical crap you're interested in, hold your hand out to the crowd and just grin for 15 minutes to kill time, poonce around and do that streamer routine. It's gotta be better than any other band for that price - and I'll sook about them (Def Lep $125, now that was SHIT, headset or not!) Not Van Halen, who have had a steady gig in my ears for years.

Nitro Express
02-10-2012, 12:38 AM
This thread is GAY !

Elvis, are you dancing around the room in your spandex
armed with marracas in each hand again ? :cheer:

Seshmeister
02-10-2012, 12:43 AM
(Def Lep $125, now that was SHIT, headset or not!)

$125 to see Def Leppard, wow that's fucking mental.

We all walked out a Def Leppard gig just before Xmas after 3 songs because we were bored and had gone to see the support bands.