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  • Fabulous Shadow

    Fathers Day

    Father's Day is June 20th... That's right! It's SUNDAY!

    Here's Fabs Top 10 Fathers Day gift ideas...
    (Be sure the lil one's are in dreamland before letting him open YOUR gift)

    A shave and a facial given by you... Wearing something sexy or in the buff...

    A bar set, including his own exclusice bartender... YOU

    Feed him champagne and truffles in bed...

    A new camera phone, full of appetizing photos of YOU, Ok throw in a a few of the kids...

    Give him a sensual rub down wearing nothing but thigh highs, heels and satin gloves...

    Fill a gift basket with Jack Daniels, 2 shot glasses, a good porno flick and VH1 and VH2 CD's... Use your imagination...

    Invite him to a late night picnic on trhe living room rug. Complete with picnic basket and blanket. Fill the basket with oysters, cheese, fruit and fine wine. Make sure he knows that clothing is not an option...

    If you are spending the day at a family brunch, politly let him know before you leave the house, that you are wearing NOTHING under your skirt. Slyly remind him throughout the event by careesing your ass, rubbing your kitty and crossing and un-crossing your legs when no one is looking... Keep him inspired as to what he has waiting for him once you get home...

    Buy him a silk tie, present it to him by wearing it with nothing else but your sexiest shoes...

    If your not the creative or flirty type ladies I have one last suggestion... Van Hagar ticket for 2
  • Jesus Christ
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2428

    #2
    Why would I giveth My Father any of those things? :confused:

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    • GAR
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 10871

      #3
      I hate porn.

      What are you giving your baby's daddy on Sunday?

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4153

        #4
        The Top Ten Things I'd Like To Give My Dad On Fathers Day by Mezro

        10. a Draino enema

        9. a crushed glass Frenum cover

        8. Ukrainian hookers with a hairy mat that covers herpes and scabies

        7. fishhook suppositories

        6. blood sausage...still attached

        5. a gift certificate to the Falluja mall

        4. asbestos and fiberglass toilet paper

        3. an "I blew Hugh Grant too" t shirt

        2. a limited edition cock ring from the Johnnie Cochran collection

        1. a picture of Mezro...in hopes he might have the faintest idea of who the fuck I am

        Mezro...fathers day = why bother day
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7612

          #5
          Re: Fathers Day

          Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
          Father's Day is June 20th... That's right! It's SUNDAY!

          Here's Fabs Top 10 Fathers Day gift ideas...
          (Be sure the lil one's are in dreamland before letting him open YOUR gift)

          A shave and a facial given by you... Wearing something sexy or in the buff...

          A bar set, including his own exclusice bartender... YOU

          Feed him champagne and truffles in bed...

          A new camera phone, full of appetizing photos of YOU, Ok throw in a a few of the kids...

          Give him a sensual rub down wearing nothing but thigh highs, heels and satin gloves...

          Fill a gift basket with Jack Daniels, 2 shot glasses, a good porno flick and VH1 and VH2 CD's... Use your imagination...

          Invite him to a late night picnic on trhe living room rug. Complete with picnic basket and blanket. Fill the basket with oysters, cheese, fruit and fine wine. Make sure he knows that clothing is not an option...

          If you are spending the day at a family brunch, politly let him know before you leave the house, that you are wearing NOTHING under your skirt. Slyly remind him throughout the event by careesing your ass, rubbing your kitty and crossing and un-crossing your legs when no one is looking... Keep him inspired as to what he has waiting for him once you get home...

          Buy him a silk tie, present it to him by wearing it with nothing else but your sexiest shoes...

          If your not the creative or flirty type ladies I have one last suggestion... Van Hagar ticket for 2
          :eek: I dunno if I want to do this kinda of stuff for my father.

          Roth Army Militia

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          • Switch84
            Veteran
            • Feb 2004
            • 2316

            #6
            Mine will get the usual flower arrangement....on his grave.

            Other than that, I couldn't care less about that day. It's just a sad reminder that he's not in my life anymore.
            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
            Blackflag on DLR

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            • Fabulous Shadow

              #7
              Originally posted by Switch84
              Mine will get the usual flower arrangement....on his grave.

              Other than that, I couldn't care less about that day. It's just a sad reminder that he's not in my life anymore.
              I hear that Switch, My daddy is gone too...

              My thread was what the Mrs could do for her babies Daddy and not what the KIDS could do for their Dad you dirty minded scoundrels!:p

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