Operation GNASH©®™

[Seshmeister]

Dear RothArmy members.

It gives me great pleasure to announce a new initiative called Operation Good News At Sammy Hagar©®™

Many of us for some time have been troubled and worried that Mr Hagar seems to be unaware of good news about Van Halen and David Lee Roth. In interviews he seems to be ignorant of widespread excitement of the new album and tour or even of the sales of Classic Van Halen compared to his unfortunate liaison with the Van Halen brothers.

To address this using modern technology the plan is to help him via his Twitter©®™ account using the hash tag #GNASH and you can help.

Each day from now until the end of the tour Operation GNASH©®™ supporters will send a tweet to @sammyhagar. These tweets should be entirely positive and not in any way criticise the man in any way rather they will merely link him to Good News about Van Halen. Even so it is possible that he may block these messages so it is important that as many people as possible contribute otherwise Sammy may miss out on some good news stories.

Feel free to post the tweet that you have sent to Sammy here but if you wish to keep your twitter account anonymous that's all good. You may even decide to set up a temporary twitter account in order to help.

I'm proud today to have sent the first Operation GNASH©®™ tweet and look forward to your help in this important education initiative. I chose the Charlie Sheen tweet to send to him but of course there are all sorts of links that Sammy could benefit from being sent.


RT@sammyhagar Waited 25 years for last night it was worth every second welcome back Dave Roth Rock has a new sheriff http://say.ly/xcP1oLN#GNASH

Hopefully with your help a barrage of Good News At Sammy Hagar will cheer him up stopping him from being ill informed and unhappy about the band. Of course if it drives him nuts instead that's not our fault.

Thanks in anticipation of your support in this important community action, remember to use #GNASH.

If you wish to monitor progress in the project you can go to www.twitter.com and do a search for #GNASH

[guwapo_rocker]

:thumb:

Love it!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

sesh...you are a very sick man...and I love that... :biggrin:

[VHscraps]

Heh heh ... A cool jape

[Seshmeister]

I'm sure every day when Sammy logs in to twitter hearing some positive news will cheer him up and this can only help him.

[chi-town324]

count me in!:clap:

[SparkieD]

Fantastic idea! I love it, but perhaps we should wait until tomorrow to begin. We wouldn't want him to get any ideas about buying tons of Adele cd's to keep VH from the top.

[Seshmeister]

It occurred to me that Sammy obviously isn't the smartest guy in the world but maybe he's just been badly informed.

If we can give him accurate information on a daily basis, this could be hugely helpful to his ghost writer when he makes up his next book.

[Sarge]

I love the Charlie Sheen picture!
Thanks to Sesh for heading this up.

Yes, we won. the Army spoke and Dave has been back in VH since 2007.
However I am tired of old man Hagar talking shit about Dave in every interview he has done since 1985.
Literally he has to stroke his own ego, and his tiny penis to make himself feel better.
Anyway we can let him know that he stinks.. the better. Please be tasteful.

Breasts,
Sarge

[Seshmeister]

I should say that I did something here in setting up Operation GNASH©®™ that I have taken the example from Roth himself in his chat that it is usually better to just do something and apologise later than to try and get permission beforehand. :)

Good to get the Sarge approval©®™

Please no negativity with the #GNASH tag let's take the higher ground and kill him with kindness and facts...

[SparkieD]

I underestimated you, Sesh. I didn't think the word kindness was even a part of your vocabulary.

This thread needs to be stickied so everyone will remember to do their part every day.

[Sarge]

Let's make the guy shit his pants at the thought of checking his twitter!

[tap1966]

Brilliant!

[VanHalenI]

I'm in. Sammy needs to understand CVH is back, and that Roth is without a doubt "the new sheriff"

[Whorehey]

I like it...

[Whorehey]

Hey Sesh, am I doing it right? I'm kinda Twitter-retarded.:first:

[vandeleur]

Cool.

[guwapo_rocker]

Perhaps a Twitorial is in order......

Not volunteering, I am practically Twitilliterate myself. Still searching for #GNASH :D

[TJMKID]

I've come to the conclusion that Hagarita's bitterness & jealousy about VH success is directly proportional to his body fat percentage ---- so Operation #GNASH might be a futile effort.

I hope Dave fucks that gold-digger Kari Hagar in the ass and mouth (ATM) and then tells a cool story about it ---- a la "Cindy" from the Heidi Fleiss days. That should get Sambo into a cheeky mood.



http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4194/warf1.jpg

[ELVIS]

I finally click on this thread to find yet another Hagar fantasy...

[Nitro Express]

I love the Charlie Sheen picture!
Thanks to Sesh for heading this up.

Yes, we won. the Army spoke and Dave has been back in VH since 2007.
However I am tired of old man Hagar talking shit about Dave in every interview he has done since 1985.
Literally he has to stroke his own ego, and his tiny penis to make himself feel better.
Anyway we can let him know that he stinks.. the better. Please be tasteful.

Breasts,
Sarge

Hey if the Van Halen brothers or Micheal Anthony wanted to talk shit about Roth they had the right to do so since they were in the band with Dave. Sam is hired as the new singer and had never been in a band with Dave or worked with him and he starts talking shit. I even remember Eddie Van Halen in a interview in the day saying he wished Sam would lay off the Dave slagging.

A few days ago I decided to check out other Van Halen websites. I hadn't been to some of them in years and saw some of the Van Hagar fans were calling Sam out on his Dave slagging of as late and some even said they no longer were Sam fans.

I just see it as Sam showing his cards. Showing what he really is and now more and more people are seeing it. The man is self-destructing. He's jealous as hell. Just look at the reviews on Amazon.com of the new album. People love it!

[Nitro Express]

I'm in. Sammy needs to understand CVH is back, and that Roth is without a doubt "the new sheriff"

Oh, but Sam has Satch and Sauce Sobowleski. He's got the Chilli Pepper's drummer on loan. Naw man. Nobody can touch Sam's new super band.:umm:

[Seshmeister]

Good work people I see a few members have already joined the great project!



@sammyhagar New Van Halen album in at #6 in UK, highest ever position. http://tinyurl.com/39rjkdv #GNASH

[ZahZoo]

Brilliant!!! Good work Sesh...

[VHscraps]

Excuse me if I am a bit behind the curve on how all this works - but has Sammy got someone watching his Twitter account? There's doesn't seem to have been anything posted on his twitter page recently.

Can you post a link to the #GNASH account? 'Cos when I typed in:

twitter.com/#GNASH

I got this:

http://twitter.com/gnash - some other dude.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

#GNASH is not a Twitter account, it's a hashtag....

A hashtag allows people to search for a common subject.....

So in Twitter, put #GNASH in the search box and see what comes up.....

[jhale667]

Imagining as soon as I join in @chickenfootjoe will promptly unfollow me, assuming he hasn't already... :lmao:

[kwame k]

Ha! You drunken bastard......my first tweet ever!

@sammyhagar Great news! Van Halen sold 34 mil Van Hagar 18 mil. I know you're all about honesty so I thought you might like to know #GNASH

[jhale667]

:lmao:

[VHscraps]

Ha! You drunken bastard......my first tweet ever!

@sammyhagar Great news! Van Halen sold 34 mil Van Hagar 18 mil. I know you're all about honesty so I thought you might like to know #GNASH

that flashed up just when I was on the page looking at posts with #GNASH - will Hagar see these tweets?

[kwame k]

I sure hope so;)

[Seshmeister]

Sammy only follows 100 or so people which implies it is a personal twitter account that he uses rather than one managed by his PR people.

Joe Satriani on the other hand follows 71 000 so no offence jhale but I don't think Joe sits waiting with bated breath for your next tweet... ;)

[jhale667]

Sammy only follows 100 or so people which implies it is a personal twitter account that he uses rather than one managed by his PR people.

Joe Satriani on the other hand follows 71 000 so no offence jhale but I don't think Joe sits waiting with bated breath for your next tweet... ;)


Didn't mean it like THAT...:lmao: Still, I've got no problem with Joe, he's a super nice guy (who has on at least one occasion answered a tweet of mine IIRC). His current singer happens to suck.

[ZahZoo]

I hope this plan doesn't back fire and rather than put Hagar in his place... it bumps his twitter stats up and he'll be bragging how the VH fans are reaching out to him and missing him.

[Seshmeister]

Nah we're not following him, just sending occasional messages.

It does however mean that if anyone is silly enough to search for @sammyhagar on twitter they will see GNASH©®™ posts.

[kwame k]

Ah, Sesh....you may of not thought out the #GNASH tag too well:)

@_MaGnIfIcEnTe_ i think its goin to be a boring valentine day >> Y are bwoys soo xpectant bout Val's??? Feels great 2 #gnash! lol

[VAiN]

Oh this is brilliant!!! Now I just need to figure out how to send tweets... I only use it as a reader, really...

[VAiN]

So - do I have to 'follow' hagar to send tweets his way? Someone help me, I'm lost in Twitter world..

[Seshmeister]

No you don't need to follow. What happens is that if you put @sammyhagar in a tweet then it appears on his feed when he logs in.

[Seshmeister]

Ah, Sesh....you may of not thought out the #GNASH tag too well:)

@_MaGnIfIcEnTe_ i think its goin to be a boring valentine day >> Y are bwoys soo xpectant bout Val's??? Feels great 2 #gnash! lol

I've seen a few of those, kind of confused by what it means...

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar Is Chickenfoot available? The Wiggles can't make my son's party. #GNASH

[So this is love]

I'm sure every day when Sammy logs in to twitter hearing some positive news will cheer him up and this can only help him.

Yeah! like when he's up for breakfast...

[kwame k]

@sammyhagar Is Chickenfoot available? The Wiggles can't make my son's party. #GNASH

:lmao:

[VAiN]

Bam!!!

@sammyhagar - Looks like you called it - the VH album is HUGE!! Way to go, buddy! #GNASH

[Sarge]

Sesh, you have my full support. How can we promote this?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

No you don't need to follow. What happens is that if you put @sammyhagar in a tweet then it appears on his feed when he logs in.

Unless he blocks you, then you can't even do that....

[VAiN]

Sesh, you have my full support. How can we promote this?

I'm telling everyone and anyone who will listen.

[Seshmeister]

Unless he blocks you, then you can't even do that....

Yeah that's kind of why I started this thread.

We need a steady stream of volunteers if we are going to keep this going for weeks. :)

[Seshmeister]

@sammyhagar Is Chickenfoot available? The Wiggles can't make my son's party. #GNASH

Now that's not strictly speaking sending Sammy good news. :D

Discipline people...

[Panamark]

Wiggles are in demand again, they just reunited the original lineup.. :)

[kwame k]

Yeah that's kind of why I started this thread.

We need a steady stream of volunteers if we are going to keep this going for weeks. :)

My 2 cents.....we should each just do one post a day.

If we spam him his people will get wise to it quicker and ban us all!

[kwame k]

Wiggles are in demand again, they just reunited the original lineup.. :)

Outstanding news:beers8:

We'll have to start a meetup thread;)

[Seshmeister]

My 2 cents.....we should each just do one post a day.

If we spam him his people will get wise to it quicker and ban us all!

Yeah there were 10 of us today, we need to slow it down a bit. :)

[Seshmeister]

Ok I have a plan let's go for 2 a day.

Post a date to claim it and then on that day you do a #GNASH tweet.

Obviously if the date has been claimed by more than 2 people choose another day.

[Seshmeister]

Wednesday 15th Feb

[guwapo_rocker]

Thursday Feb. 16

[kwame k]

Tomorrow the 13th.

[Panamark]

I was about to suggest "not" to post the message in this thread. Makes it kinda obvious what
we are up to,
but your date plan is masterful :thumb:

[guwapo_rocker]

Tomorrow the 13th.

Tomorrow's the 14th.

[Seshmeister]

Tomorrow is the 15th here... :)

[kwame k]

Tomorrow's the 14th.

:lmao:

Yeah, I'll take the 14th then;)

[kwame k]

Tomorrow is the 15th here... :)

What year is it there:headlights:

[Seshmeister]

You can tell when you get blocked on Twitter as you don't get the option to start following the person any more.

I assume none of us have been blocked yet since I haven't.

[kwame k]

I'm not following him....does that matter?

[Seshmeister]

Tomorrow the 13th.

I fear there are going to be a crowds of disappointed ladies in Michigan asking their postman 'Are you sure there is nothing else for me?'...

[Seshmeister]

I'm not following him....does that matter?

No. In fact it's much better if you don't.

Twitter really hasn't caught on with the demographic around here has it? :)

[kwame k]

I fear there are going to be a crowds of disappointed ladies in Michigan asking their postman 'Are you sure there is nothing else for me?'...

Nope, I do my standard breakup on Feb 10th so as not to get involved in having to buy gifts and such;)

[kwame k]

No. In fact it's much better if you don't.

Twitter really hasn't caught on with the demographic around here has it? :)

Nah, with FB and IM I really don't feel the need for it.

I mean, do I really need to know if Charlie Sheen just took a dump or if Snookie made it back from the mall OK;)

[Seshmeister]

Sesh, you have my full support. How can we promote this?

I was hoping leaving it in Main would be enough.

If we all start getting blocked we may need to spread the net wider although I don't think there is anything to stop people opening multiple twitter accounts as they don't block by IP.

[kwame k]

Today's tweet!

@sammyhagar Great News! VH sold out MSG plus 10 other Arenas already. Tickets r going fast. I have an extra ticket if you need one.#GNASH

[Jagermeister]

I do not "tweet" but I fully support this operation.

[Seshmeister]

And for today the subtle art of the fuck you... :)

@sammyhagar Van Halen debut at #2 on Billboard chart, 6th consecutive top 10 since VHII! tinyurl.com/6vjsw8x #GNASH

[fryingdutchman]

This is top-notch work.

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar I tried your Tequila and puked up a Big River. But hey, Beats Workin'.

[guwapo_rocker]

Since we are doing two per day and I'm the only one who picked today,

@sammyhagar I swore I would NEVER drink again. That's The Trouble With Never. #GNASH

[Seshmeister]

First today

@sammyhagar Van Halen #1 on the Billboard rock album chart and #1 on the hard rock album chart! http://tinyurl.com/7qmkhp7 #GNASH

[Carmine]

I mean, do I really need to know if Charlie Sheen just took a dump or if Snookie made it back from the mall OK;)


Apparently...yes...I shake my head in disbelief whenever I hear about what Joe Celebrity "Tweeted" getting reported on the News...

How about that job...

"I work for ABC News"
'Really, what do you do there?'
"I follow Celebrity Tweets"
'...umm...K...'



That being said...I fully support this mission...

However, when I "Tweet on my Twitter", I prefer assistance from my Girlfriend....or at least a little privacy....:thumb:

[sadaist]

"I follow Celebrity Tweets"
'...umm...K...'





Beats workin'

[sadaist]

David Lee Roth + Tweeting


Methinks it might look something like this.......




http://www.tweety.be/wallpapers/Tweety2-fondos-escritorio.jpg

[Carmine]

@sammyhagar is chickenfoot available? The wiggles can't make my son's party. #gnash


lmfao!!!

[Seshmeister]

I'm going out to the boozer shortly and will possible completely incapacitate myself.

Who's doing todays #GNASH?

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm going out to the boozer shortly and will possible completely incapacitate myself.

Who's doing todays #GNASH?

@sammyhagar If you can't drive 55 please pull over. We don't want to be late for Van Halen's first gig tonight. #GNASH

[Seshmeister]

That'll do... :)

[Nickdfresh]

@sammyhagar If you can't drive 55 please pull over. We don't want to be late for Van Halen's first gig tonight. #GNASH

That fucking poser-dicklick can't even drive the Ferrari he half-assed drove in the video--he broke the clutch because he really can't fucking drive. Period!

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar Michael Anthony called. He wants his career back.

[kwame k]

I took today because I was too lazy to read back if anyone had today;)

@sammyhagar Great News! I'm going to see Van Halen @ The Palace tonight. When will Chickenfoot be playing there? #GNASH

[Seshmeister]

@sammyhagar 'Van Halen proves they still got it at Palace show' -Detroit News http://tinyurl.com/6nmteeg #GNASH

[Big Fat Sammy]

@sammyhagar Great News! I'm going to see Van Halen @ The Palace tonight. When will Chickenfoot be playing there? #GNASH

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[kwame k]

@sammyhagar Great News! I see you're playing the Fillmore here in Detroit. Don't worry if you don't sell it out. We didn't either! #GNASH

[Seshmeister]

@sammyhagar New Van Halen album at #1 in UK rock charts for 2nd week #GNASH

[Guitar Shark]

@sammyhagar Great News! I'm going to see Van Halen @ The Palace tonight. When will Chickenfoot be playing there? #GNASH

:lol: :lmao:

[Guitar Shark]

This thread cracks me up.

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar We were thinking of attending your show in Thackerville. Just wondering, was it a left or a right after the Laundromat? #GNASH

[DaveTheScott]

@sammyhagar DOWN THE DRAIN...you can take it from here, I think... #GNASH

[Seshmeister]

@sammyhagar Is it true that at 5'5" you are the tallest member of Chickenfoot? #GNASH

[Nitro Express]

Sam. Our club would like you to come and give us a talk on how to cope with failure. You seemed to be very qualified in that area.

[Seshmeister]

Is that really Good News? :)

[Nitro Express]

Sam. It's very appropriate that VH put a train on the cover of their new album. You just got ran over by that train.

[chefcraig]

Is that really Good News? :)

Hardly, unless your conception of accomplishment means belittling the efforts or endeavors of others that managed to not only persevere, but gain success minus your input.

[guwapo_rocker]

@chickenfoot How much did Spam pay Joe to say he was "more rock" than Roth? That's like saying a Yugo has more balls than a Ferrari. #GNASH

[kwame k]

@sammyhagar Great News! Van Halen's playing 2 nights @ MSG! How many nights are Chickenfoot playing there? #GNASH

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar Is it true you have to put Joe on your shoulders to turn his amp on? @GNASH

[Guitar Shark]

LOL, I think we've officially departed from the "no negativity" thing on a few of those...

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar The guys in Van Halen have a few days to rest up before doing 2 nights @ MSG in NYC. Guess you're pretty well rested eh? #GNASH

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar Read a great interview with DLR in the NY Post. Didn't see anything about CF other than people selling their tickets. #GNASH

[Zing!]

@sammyhagar The guys in Van Halen have a few days to rest up before doing 2 nights @ MSG in NYC. Guess you're pretty well rested eh? #GNASH

Heh heh... awesome.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Can somebody tell him how many albums Classic Van Halen has sold?

it may take a couple times before it registers to him but maybe some facts will snap him out of his delusion.

or you could go with "I just got your book my Uncensored Lies in Rock and Roll." :)

[kwame k]

Already took care of it, brother!

My first tweet ever was.......


@sammyhagar Great news! Van Halen sold 34 mil Van Hagar 18 mil. I know you're all about honesty so I thought you might like to know #GNASH

[kwame k]

@sammyhagar Read a great interview with DLR in the NY Post. Didn't see anything about CF other than people selling their tickets. #GNASH

I kinda played off of yours, bro!

@sammyhagar Great News! I've read every recent VH article and they don't mention you once. Nice to see them take the high road! #GNASH

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar Van Halen will be packing them in at MSG in NYC tonight. Which pancake house will you be packing them in at? #GNASH

[jhale667]

:lmao:

[Nitro Express]

Who's Sammy Hagar? #GNASH

[VAiN]

This one was just too easy!
http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4e825-d799-5be5.jpg

[guwapo_rocker]

@sammyhagar Quick, Sam and Mikey, to the Fatmobile! time to start filling all those arenas around the world! Hello? Is this thing on? #GNASH

[ZahZoo]

At what point how will y'all know this campaign has made a ripple in Spammy's pool?

[NIN1211]

This one was just too easy!
http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4e825-d799-5be5.jpg


@sammyhagar....I apologize for missing you on the tonight show, was really looking forward to it. Got caught up watching VH @ MSG on you tube and lost track of time. Next time I promise.

[jhale667]

:lmao:

Sent from my BlackBerry 9800 using Tapatalk

[Blaze]

Dear RothArmy members.

It gives me great pleasure to announce a new initiative called Operation Good News At Sammy Hagar©®™

Many of us for some time have been troubled and worried that Mr Hagar seems to be unaware of good news about Van Halen and David Lee Roth. In interviews he seems to be ignorant of widespread excitement of the new album and tour or even of the sales of Classic Van Halen compared to his unfortunate liaison with the Van Halen brothers.

To address this using modern technology the plan is to help him via his Twitter©®™ account using the hash tag #GNASH and you can help.

Each day from now until the end of the tour Operation GNASH©®™ supporters will send a tweet to @sammyhagar. These tweets should be entirely positive and not in any way criticise the man in any way rather they will merely link him to Good News about Van Halen. Even so it is possible that he may block these messages so it is important that as many people as possible contribute otherwise Sammy may miss out on some good news stories.

Feel free to post the tweet that you have sent to Sammy here but if you wish to keep your twitter account anonymous that's all good. You may even decide to set up a temporary twitter account in order to help.

I'm proud today to have sent the first Operation GNASH©®™ tweet and look forward to your help in this important education initiative. I chose the Charlie Sheen tweet to send to him but of course there are all sorts of links that Sammy could benefit from being sent.



Hopefully with your help a barrage of Good News At Sammy Hagar will cheer him up stopping him from being ill informed and unhappy about the band. Of course if it drives him nuts instead that's not our fault.

Thanks in anticipation of your support in this important community action, remember to use #GNASH.

If you wish to monitor progress in the project you can go to www.twitter.com and do a search for #GNASH


I just paid the nice man at twitter for my account and I am gnashing! :bigwink:

[kwame k]

Great......now that'll elevate our standing:headlights:

[Golden AWe]

RT @sammyhagar Always enjoyed VH better with Dave #GNASH

Like this?

[Seshmeister]

At what point how will y'all know this campaign has made a ripple in Spammy's pool?

When he does an interview saying that being sniped at made him get off the internet so around about now. :)

[kwame k]

Feels good knowing that in some small way that Spammy left the Internet because of us!