Favorite LYRICS from ADKOT

[private parts]

I've finally had a chance to read some of Dave's lyrics while listening to the cd. Man! some of this is pure lyrical GOLD. some of my favs...

China Town:
"Headless body found in a topless bar.... Painted daughters of the Tong underground" WTF... KILLER

Honeybaby:
"Your gonna make me crash you red hot Florida trailer trash" Holy shit that's AWESOME!

Bullethead:

"some days your the dog, some days your the hydrant" Woof!!

Whats your best?

[jasonA]

God is love but get it in writing
Stay Frosty

[private parts]

God is love but get it in writing
Stay Frosty

That should be in the King James Bible

[damngoodtimes]

rich is better, totally better.

you wanna be a monk, you gotta cook a lotta rice.

the song ain't dirty, it's just the way we sing it

[ELVIS]

That should be in the King James Bible

It is...

[sadaist]

God is love but get it in writing
Stay Frosty

Agree.

That and ...

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.

Both make me smile ear to ear every time I hear them. Classic Dave.

[Mr Walker]

the song ain't dirty, it's just the way we sing it

I like how he changed this to 'we' as opposed to 'I' on the lyric sheet.

[riggodrill44]

It's looking like the city towed , my other apartment... She got a doorbell sign that said bring it or don't ring it
Told ya I was coming back. Say you missed me. Say it like ya mean it.
Yeah, I'm rolling slowly... but I'm ahead of you
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
The future ain't what it used to be, time to change my galaxy in case
Stone soul sister, soccer mom... mucha chamiga... cherry bomb
There’s a trick to Christian values and it’s compulsory.
God is love... but get it in writing
One empty floor stands between the stage and the welfare door

[ELVIS]

The future ain't what it used to be time to change my galaxy in case...

We outta space!

Trouble-free Earth despocrats made mother nature piss her pants and win...

That's human waste...


I don't know if that last part is right, but it sounds close to me...

[robg8888]

"I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is better, totally better"

[lesfunk]

"How many roads must a man walk down before.... he admits he is lost"

[private parts]

Did not know this..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tong_%28organization%29

Dave is always learning, always teaching

[DLR Bridge]

"Don't want'em to get your goat, don't show'em where it's hid, and that's just what I did!"

I wonder who ever got Dave's goat? In any case, this very line is advice I wish someone hit me up with some 25 years ago. My weaknesses somehow always end up out on my sleeve.

[Seshmeister]

Your weakness is a runny nose?

[Southpaw]

Bumper sticker on my rockets ass go home the earth is full .... Outta Space