The Nr. 1 Van Halen country in the world is...(reviews and fanbase outside US)

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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 33758

    The Nr. 1 Van Halen country in the world is...(reviews and fanbase outside US)

    FINLAND FUNLAND!!!

    FOUR reviews I've read so far...5/5, 5/5, 8/10 and 10/10. They love ADKOT!!!

    How about other cuntries?

    A blogger described it very well...

    "Poissa on kaikki se, mikä riivasi Lee Rothin vuonna 1985 korvanneen Sammy Hagarin laulamia levyjä: syntetisaattorit, imelät rakkausballadit ja tyhjänpäiväiset aikuisrocksävyt on heitetty roskakoriin. A Different Kind Of Truth on yllättävänkin isoluinen ja remuisa rockalbumi, josta ei löydy hittikaavoihin kangistunutta varman päälle ottamista nimeksikään."
    Translation:

    "Gone is everything, that bothered the albums made with Hagar, who replaced Lee Roth in 1985: synths, cheesy love ballads and nonsense adult oriented sounds have been thrown to the DUMP. ADKOT is a surprisingly big-boned and randy rock album, that has no make-sure hit-pattern element to mention."

    How about the fan base and reviews in your cuntry? What's the biggest Van Halen cuntry in the world?
    Last edited by Golden AWe; 02-15-2012, 11:24 AM.
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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  • fryingdutchman
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2005
    • 4133

    #2
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    • TJMKID
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 1533

      #3
      Originally posted by Golden AWe
      FINLAND FUNLAND!!!

      FOUR reviews I've read so far...5/5, 5/5, 8/10 and 10/10. They love ADKOT!!!

      How about the fan base and reviews in your cuntry? What's the biggest Van Halen cuntry in the world?

      Definitely not the UK or France ---- too many Hagar-loving cunts in those nations.

      My bet is on Australia as 2nd greatest pro-Roth VH cuntry outside of Finland.

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      • Dave's Bitch
        ROCKSTAR

        • Apr 2005
        • 5283

        #4
        Originally posted by Golden AWe
        cheesy love ballads and nonsense adult oriented sounds have been thrown to the DUMP.
        I feel sorry for the DM's
        I really love you baby, I love what you've got
        Let's get together we can, Get hot

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        • BITEYOASS
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6529

          #5
          Guess I'll have to immigrate there someday. Too bad Finland doesn't have a facist football team like Lazio that I can support.

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by Golden AWe

            How about the fan base and reviews in your cuntry? What's the biggest Van Halen cuntry in the world?

            Thanks for sharing that review GA. Nice to see what other countries are thinking. Sounds basically identical to the ones I'm hearing here in Southern CA (well...same amount of praise minus the Sammy bashing). Los Angeles & San Diego reviews are coming out with full praise for this album. The only bad thing I've heard was a local radio morning show make fun of Daves singing in the acoustic "You Really Got Me". But it was a bit rough. I think they've heard the full album by now & loved it.

            I sure hope they extend more legs of the tour to overseas. I think they are hesitant but once they do they will be fucking blown away by the reception they get & how rabid the fans are to see them.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • lien
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Dec 2011
              • 17

              #7
              One word on the biggest outside Nth America-----AUSTRALIA!!!!

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              • VAiN
                Use my hand, I won't look
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5056

                #8
                VAiNistan is pretty big on the VH too.
                Originally posted by wiseguy
                That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 33758

                  #9
                  Free translation for Diamond Dave here is Timantti-Taavi.

                  The ADKOT didn't debut very high...at #24 only, but it was out only half a week and it'll easily rise after this. And another good thing is there's real music ahead of Van Halen, metal, rock etc...besides crap. Leonard Cohen is current number one.

                  The shittiest fact is Nickelback's latest is ahead at the moment.

                  We'll see next week!
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • Mrkramer
                    Melbourne Rock City..
                    Full On Cocktard
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 40

                    #10
                    Number 4 in Australia !! Biggest chart position in there career in OZ ... Please come tour

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17118

                      #11
                      Apart from one guy in Tasmania, Australians love the real deal.

                      Dave solo outsold the same arenas multiple nights where Van Cheronie
                      could only half fill one night.

                      Dont know if we are officially the second outside of Nth America,
                      but it would not surprise me at all if the figures showed that.

                      At least they didnt drag Hagars ass out here, he barely filled
                      a bar when he rolled up here post Van Hagar.

                      We know who the real Van Halen is.
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35168

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TJMKID
                        Definitely not the UK or France ---- too many Hagar-loving cunts in those nations.
                        MOR was never very big in the UK and Roth did 5 headlining tours here since 1986, Van Hagar only did a couple of gigs supporting Bon Jovi in the whole time they existed.

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                        • Golden AWe
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 33758

                          #13
                          RUMBA listed Van Halen number two on it's first week! It's a big music magazine that gathers it's information from the main music distributors.



                          Only a hugely supported finnish metal band Stam1na was ahead of it. BTW, last as high position from Van Halen in Finland is from the 80's.

                          On the official list, where VH debuted at 24 during the half-a-week, VH now raised into the position 3!!!

                          Last edited by Golden AWe; 02-17-2012, 11:44 AM.
                          Originally posted by Cato
                          Golden, why are you FAT?
                          Originally posted by lesfunk
                          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                          • Jérôme Frenchise
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 7174

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TJMKID
                            Definitely not the UK or France ---- too many Hagar-loving cunts in those nations.
                            Not even. Maybe too many in the UK, though.

                            I only know one in my area - he's become kind of a pal. We met at the record store about ten years ago, both looking for the 6-pack remasters.
                            The guy isn't a Hagar fan, but a fan of anything with the "VH" label on it, even the Ga y album... He's hopeless, but a good guy anyway.

                            Sadly, most people I ask about their knowing Van Halen or not only remember "Jump". Not much, but something at least, and some *real* VH...
                            As for Van Hagar, that was a dozen years in between, but I'd bet nobody recalls anything memorable - of course.

                            It's been a damn long time, almost 3 goddamn decades since 1984, like eternity for non-followers.

                            I'd be pleasantly surprised if ADKOT made the top 5 here in the coming weeks. By the way, it's the first time in ages I've checked billboard rankings,
                            it took VH's release.
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                            • rocking ron
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 324

                              #15
                              First week Van Halen's A Different Kind of Truth made it to nr 12 in the DUTCH ALBUM TOP 100, not bad at all I think!!!!!!!!!!!

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