Kate Upton BREAST staring contest [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

SunisinuS

02-26-2012, 12:16 AM

Piece of cake.....I stared at her breasts the entire time!

Ditto....then got kewled off in the pool. Easy. Although the lesbian holding me had a fine ass as well.

:high5:

sadaist

02-26-2012, 12:26 AM

Backside is pretty good too. Got rid of my boner

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kate-Upton-in-a-thong-just-wins-wins-wins.jpg

http://hollywoodnose.com/page/kate-upton-sexy/images/Kate%20Upton%20Pics%20Sexy%20Ass.jpg

atomicpnk47

02-26-2012, 10:32 AM

Sweet....

sadaist

02-26-2012, 10:51 AM

That brunette in the pic above aint too shabby either. Anyone know who she is? Might as well ruin the matching sock to the one I ruined last night to the blonde.

Coyote

02-26-2012, 05:44 PM

http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kate-Upton-in-a-thong-just-wins-wins-wins.jpg

"Show me your bright lights..." :hitch:

Coyote

02-26-2012, 05:51 PM

Good Lord! (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-57IniIFReOY/TV0H6rHy6hI/AAAAAAAAAz0/xEvksgvD7Yo/s1600/Kate_Upton_see_through_Sports_Illustrated_2011_Swi msuit.jpg) :jaw:

qikgts

02-26-2012, 08:21 PM

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2011/08/Kate-Upton-Naked.jpg

She is way hot...

conmee

02-26-2012, 08:25 PM

Brethren and Sistren,

I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread on the toilet....now I have a boner and can't get up. Oh, the irony!

That is all.

Icon~

Sarge

02-26-2012, 08:58 PM

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2011/08/Kate-Upton-Naked.jpg

She is way hot...

Any shots of wide open, heels behing the ears, gaping vag?
Breasts,

Sarge

02-26-2012, 09:04 PM

Brethren and Sistren,

I knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread on the toilet....now I have a boner and can't get up. Oh, the irony!

That is all.

Icon~

I didn't think you got no medication induced erections anymore!

DLR Bridge

02-26-2012, 09:05 PM

This chick really doing full nude or is this only her from the chin up?

qikgts

02-26-2012, 09:56 PM

Haven't found any box shots...

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2011/08/Kate-Upton-Topless-no-bra-frontal-picture.jpg

I'll keep lookin'...

Sarge

02-26-2012, 10:26 PM

Haven't found any box shots...

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2011/08/Kate-Upton-Topless-no-bra-frontal-picture.jpg

I'll keep lookin'...
Wondering if they are real... they look like it.

Dan

02-26-2012, 10:34 PM

I Need A Clean-Up.:D :hitch:

Panamark

02-26-2012, 10:36 PM

Any shots of wide open, heels behing the ears, gaping vag?
Breasts,

Hey, Sarge is not a qualified Gyno, but he will take a look anyway :)

Dan

02-26-2012, 10:37 PM

Hey, Sarge is not a qualified Gyno, but he will take a look anyway :)

Was That From Rodney Rude?

Sarge

02-26-2012, 10:53 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-12JQBa_segM/TWI9BsHxeQI/AAAAAAAAA6o/zEoMrpfLCCs/s1600/Kate+Upton+topless+Sports+Illustrated+2011+Swimsui t.jpg
Wowzers!

Panamark

02-27-2012, 12:11 AM

Man on a mission ! Coming up VAJ shot in 2048 x 2048 ! :)

mug

02-27-2012, 12:15 AM

Clean up in aisle 6 !

Hardrock69

02-27-2012, 12:40 AM

Good LORD!

Me drools.....

Yount

02-27-2012, 12:47 AM

Those nude shots don't look real. BTW I lasted 33 seconds.

Hardrock69

02-27-2012, 01:35 AM

I am seeing stuff on the net about her having a sextape.....not 100% sure yet, but checking into it....

Hardrock69

02-27-2012, 03:10 AM

http://www.musemagazine.it/it/fashion/blonde-bombshell.html

Diamondjimi

02-27-2012, 03:18 AM

Fapping...

Golden AWe

02-27-2012, 03:19 AM

Cun't do it.

Diamondjimi

02-27-2012, 03:19 AM

Done!

ashstralia

02-27-2012, 03:46 AM

http://au.freeones.com/html/k_links/Kate_Upton/

Hardrock69

02-27-2012, 03:58 AM

http://www.thebestceleb.com/celebs/kate-upton.html

Hardrock69

02-27-2012, 04:21 AM

Good gawd amighty. I mean, normally I prefer smaller boobs. But in this case, EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO MOTHERFUCKING HOT! O GOD!!!!!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Seshmeister

02-27-2012, 04:54 AM

This girl was conceived after the release of ALAE.

You're all a bunch of dirty old men...

ashstralia

02-27-2012, 04:57 AM

sensational arse as well!!!!

Panamark

02-27-2012, 05:05 AM

This girl was conceived after the release of ALAE.

You're all a bunch of dirty old men...

Aint it grand !

The Dirty Old Bastard's Club ! :biggrin:

Im also starting to act deliberately mental and eccentric so nobody
notices when I transition into senility !!

DLR Bridge

02-27-2012, 05:36 AM

Wondering if they are real... they look like it.

In the video up top and the pic with the blue mesh, she's got about a 1" gap between them. No gap on the shot with the black and white polka dot outfit. I suspect some photographic foul play, but whether I'm right or wrong, these pictures are a pleasant sight indeed. I'm in the Dirty Old Bastard's Club for sure. This chick was born after I finished college. Frig.

sadaist

02-27-2012, 06:33 AM

Haven't found any box shots...

http://content.thenudeceleb.com/2011/08/Kate-Upton-Topless-no-bra-frontal-picture.jpg

I'll keep lookin'...

That's the Roth Army spirit right there folks!

Good job soldier.

Golden AWe

02-27-2012, 08:40 AM

This girl was conceived after the release of ALAE.

You're all a bunch of dirty old men...

"We do the dirt down shuffle..."

private parts

02-27-2012, 09:20 AM

When I saw that sobe commercial a few months ago I pretty much Sobed on my self.

private parts

02-27-2012, 09:23 AM

This should be a "Master of your own domain" contest.

kwame k

02-27-2012, 10:50 AM

Aint it grand !

The Dirty Old Bastard's Club ! :biggrin:

Im also starting to act deliberately mental and eccentric so nobody
notices when I transition into senility !!

:lmao:

I now have a new mantra!

DLR Bridge

02-27-2012, 11:10 AM

:lmao:

I now have a new mantra!

Ain't nuthin' you can't handle!

sadaist

02-27-2012, 11:44 AM

This should be a "Master of your own domain" contest.

You really needed to call that out about 18 seconds after the thread was started.

I'm out.

private parts

02-27-2012, 11:50 AM

:smiley-lol::smiley-lol:
You really needed to call that out about 18 seconds after the thread was started.

I'm out.

:smiley-lol:

Hardrock69

02-27-2012, 10:32 PM

Guys.....I was in a Publix grocery store today, and I checked out the SI Swimsuit issue....

Oh god.....she is so smoking fucking hot.....argh....

ZahZoo

02-28-2012, 09:53 AM

This girl was conceived after the release of ALAE.

You're all a bunch of dirty old men...

It's worse... many of us were dirty old men before she was conceived...

Hardrock69

03-01-2012, 06:15 PM

True dat! But as long as I am alive, I am gonna continue to be a dirty old bastard! :D

atomicpnk47

03-01-2012, 07:45 PM

Is it wrong? :biggrin:

private parts

03-05-2012, 10:52 AM

private parts

03-07-2012, 12:21 PM

Bump

"Everyone let's stay focused"

Hardrock69

03-08-2012, 12:22 AM

DUDES! KATE UPTON IS ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE NOW!

At least, she is on in a little bit. After this random actor guest dude is on....

Hardrock69

03-08-2012, 01:29 AM

kwame k

03-08-2012, 02:07 AM

She seems ok. Pretty intelligent. NOT an airhead. Seems like a nice girl.

Oh, and I finally saw the video at the top of this thread.

I could stare at her eyes without looking at her boobs easily.

What, are her boobs going to magically change into something I have never seen before?

Even if they were to pop out of her bikini top, so what? I mean, I can stare at them all I want to just before the contest starts, and again after it is over, lol.

But who wants to look at her eyes?

Drool...

Bro.....I'm shocked that you posted that and I agree on principle but the guy code clearly states.........when hooters are displayed we must look!

You're not under homo suspicion but.......you're on my radar;)

Sorry brother.....just stopping by to say high;)

Hardrock69

03-08-2012, 02:44 AM

Ha.....I SAID, I could look for as long as I wanted before and after the cuntest! :lol:

kwame k

03-08-2012, 03:04 AM

:lmao:

You sir are a socialist!!

sadaist

03-08-2012, 03:36 AM

the guy code clearly states.........when hooters are displayed we must look!

and that irks me. These women wear clothes that make their tits hang out, then they get offended when we rubberneck as they walk past. WTF? If you don't want us staring at them, cage em up.

Nitro Express

03-08-2012, 04:38 AM

Right. They are totally obsessed with making their tits look good to impress us men with and when we start to appreciate them we get in trouble. Never try to figure women out because it's impossible.

private parts

03-08-2012, 09:03 AM

She seems ok. Pretty intelligent. NOT an airhead. Seems like a nice girl.

Oh, and I finally saw the video at the top of this thread.

I could stare at her eyes without looking at her boobs easily.

What, are her boobs going to magically change into something I have never seen before?

Even if they were to pop out of her bikini top, so what? I mean, I can stare at them all I want to just before the contest starts, and again after it is over, lol.

But who wants to look at her eyes?

Drool...

Interviewer: So Kate how does it feel to be the hootest..er I mean hottest woman to walk on the face of the earth?

Kate: The earth has a face?..

sadaist

03-08-2012, 12:08 PM

Interviewer: So Kate how does it feel to be the hootest..er I mean hottest woman to walk on the face of the earth?

Kate: The earth has a face?..

:lmao:

fourthcoming

03-08-2012, 12:49 PM

Kate, tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes!!!! Damn you Mark Sanchez

private parts

03-08-2012, 03:14 PM

:lmao:

As Elvis would say, "thank ya, thank ya very much"

fourthcoming

03-08-2012, 04:55 PM

Don't worry Sofia Vergara, I still love you........(I'm sure she's worried too)

vandeleur

03-08-2012, 05:30 PM

Right. They are totally obsessed with making their tits look good to impress us men with and when we start to appreciate them we get in trouble. Never try to figure women out because it's impossible.

Fuck em its not eat em and smile its greet em and stare .... ur gonna offend them if you dont look and offend them if you do ....when in dont take a sneaky look

vandeleur

03-08-2012, 05:31 PM

Interviewer: So Kate how does it feel to be the hootest..er I mean hottest woman to walk on the face of the earth?

Kate: The earth has a face?..

classic

DavidJones

09-09-2014, 07:42 PM

So, I heard there's finally a sextape leaked of Kate? I already checked youporn, http://theporndude.com/ and pornerbros, but it seems like her lawyers are doing a good job :(. I read she's riding some dude's dick and her booty is amazing :p

You can also PM me the link, so they won't delete the video ;)

I woudn't mind Jennifer Lawrence too :)