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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    Woman killed by cannonball fired by husband

    I know where this place is. Driven through on the way to tecate in Baja to buy beers & have lunch. Way out in the sticks of San Diego county. Anyways, sad a woman died. BUT THE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS! I'm sorry she died, but damn...some great humor. had to share here where it would be appreciated. (i copied comments after the article) Let's see if Roth Army can top any of these funny comments.



    POTRERO, Calif. (AP) — Authorities in California say a 33-year-old San Diego County woman has been killed by a cannonball fired by her husband and another man.

    U-T San Diego (http://bit.ly/xllWgA ) reports the woman was found dead at about 12:15 a.m. Tuesday after the ball slammed into her home at the Twin Lakes Resort mobile home park in Potrero, a tiny community near the Mexican border.

    Her name hasn't been released.

    State fire Capt. Mike Mohler says the men told authorities they were working on the cannon nearby when it went off. Mohler says one man was treated at a hospital for injuries he suffered when the cannon went off.

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    9 out of 10 pirates recommend unloading your cannons before attempting to work on them.

    I'm sure the phrase, "Hold my beer", was uttered before it went off.

    Clearly more cannonball laws could have prevented this.

    Don't you people just believe in divorce anymore?

    Sad, but you know you are a redneck when you kill someone in their mobile home with a cannonball.

    This sounds like such a cartoonish way to kill someone. Is her husband named Wile E. Coyote?

    Great, now the gun control crowd are going to want to take away my cannon.

    When cannon's are outlawed, only outlaws will have cannons

    I'm getting a concealed cannon license.

    Okay. Who clicked on this story just to read the comments?

    Cannons don't kill people; balls do.

    way to ruin things for us responsible cannon owners....

    You would think the Trailer Park homeowners association would have rules against firing a cannon ball into your wife.

    That is very sad. It reminds me of the time my wife was killed by a flying piano I launched with my trebuchet.

    "Here , hold my beer while i light this thing "

    Still better to have a cannon and not need it, then to need a cannon and not have one

    Lesson to all - never marry someone who owns a cannon.

    This is a really sad story, and the guilt that man will have to live the rest of his life with (especially if they have children) is unmeasurable. Yet, even with all of this...I now cannot get the 1812 Overture out of my head.



    "Working " on a loaded cannon at Midnight???? Surely there was no alchohol involved in this scenario!!
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #2
    Can't top any of those.

    Oh dear.

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      This comes to mind...


      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        #4
        I think I found her husbands mugshot?


        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15318

          #5
          Maybe we will have alternative artwork for the 20th anniversary of Van Halen III.

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          • gbranton
            Veteran
            • Aug 2005
            • 1847

            #6
            She was reportedly heard yelling "You ain't got the balls" shortly before the fatal shot was fired.
            "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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            • BITEYOASS
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6529

              #7
              Now that's what I'd call: A fire in the hole!

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086

                #8
                Shooting your old lady with a cannon is a ballsy move...
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625

                  #9
                  YAR!


                  Great comments guys. I scared the other customers in the Staples just now laughing out loud suddenly when reading them.


                  (Coby Kyros tablet with wifi)
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                  • sadaist
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 11625

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sadaist

                    That is very sad. It reminds me of the time my wife was killed by a flying piano I launched with my trebuchet.

                    I swear I'm in tears over this comment. This guy deserves a fucking medal. LMFAO!!!!
                    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32794

                      #11


                      Makes me think of this.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • gbranton
                        Veteran
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 1847

                        #12
                        The police arrived, took one look at the scene and said "You've got your ball through the wall, man!"


                        "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                        • gbranton
                          Veteran
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1847

                          #13
                          Was she married to one of THESE guys?

                          Yesterday Mythbusters shot a cannonball into someone's home, and no they weren't trying to bust the myth of "shooting a cannonball into someone's home."
                          "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32794

                            #14
                            You know you are potent when you shoot a huge load out of your cannon and kill your wife with your balls.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • gbranton
                              Veteran
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 1847

                              #15
                              "Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets." - Unknown
                              "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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