Van Halen has released the 'Van Fuckin' Halen' tee shirt and if one sees some of the responses of shock and moral concern on Facebook, the source is the effect of goody two shoes Hagar. The dweeb who came out with such sugar sap songs as Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy and Dreams, has allowed entry of a fan base that does not have a freaking clue of what Van Halen is, and it started with the original line up of what Van Halen is...the most celebrated, over the top hard rock band of all time. The kings of excessive partying to the hilt. The shirt is a Spicoli like approach from Fast Times at Ridgemont High with an in the face statement, pop culture statement that Van Halen is epic and these pussies cannot understand it? Have these lost, spineless fucks ever even contemplated the lyrical content and persona of what is Van Halen...true Van Halen?
These people offended by this offering of a tee shirt sound more like individuals with a boy band mentality. They should come out with a tee shirt that says "Van Hagar is Swell" just for them. One does not have to go into it, it is obvious that this tee shirt is the best litmus test around to show if you get what Van Halen represents to pop culture and where your loyalties are. Damn straight...it is the Mighty Van Halen, VAN FUCKIN' HALEN and I want another beer or two because the music is loud and it fucking rocks. Suck it Van Hagar fans!
These people offended by this offering of a tee shirt sound more like individuals with a boy band mentality. They should come out with a tee shirt that says "Van Hagar is Swell" just for them. One does not have to go into it, it is obvious that this tee shirt is the best litmus test around to show if you get what Van Halen represents to pop culture and where your loyalties are. Damn straight...it is the Mighty Van Halen, VAN FUCKIN' HALEN and I want another beer or two because the music is loud and it fucking rocks. Suck it Van Hagar fans!
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