WARF was still in diapers when......

[TJMKID]

This beautiful Oakland '81 specimen made her way into Van Halen history !!

Who is she ---- where she at these days ??

Did she get one of Dave's infamous backstage passes ??

[WARF]

I wasn't in diapers dewwwwwd, and if I was I was stealing your girlfriends breast milk!!

As far as the girl in this video...

I Am willing to bet her face now looks like a suitcase...

[TJMKID]

I am willing to bet her face now looks like a suitcase...

Harsh, WARF !!!

Can't we at least hope she's a late-40's MILF ???

[DavidLeeNatra]

Harsh, WARF !!!

Can't we at least hope she's a late-40's MILF ???

hope springs eternal...but guess the truth will be more likely something like this...

[WARF]

Is that really her??

[hambon4lif]

She...looks...FABulous!!

[TJMKID]

hope springs eternal...but guess the truth will be more likely something like this...

Can we hope she might look like this ---- perchance to dream ??

[DavidLeeNatra]

Is that really her??

noooooooooooo just some fat chick I googled randomly..."fat girls texas"...voilà...

[WARF]

She has the same facial features and smile....freaked me out!

[DavidLeeNatra]

She has the same facial features and smile....freaked me out!

thought that, too