Cafe Warf? (aka Hugh WARFners Roth Army Bunny Mansion)

[WARF]

I have built this Roth Army bunny mansion for all of my lady fans. This is a place where we can get intimate and get to know your resident Roth Army legend a little bit better! Everyday I am flooded with PM's from the hot beautiful women of the army. They ask me... What was it like meeting Van Halen? What was it like being onstage with the band? They tell me that I am a sexy stud...how did you get in the Van Halen video? What is your secret??

I gotta a confession to make...

I KEEP MY SECRET IN MY JEANS, BAYBEE!!!

uh huh uh huh

This is our mansion ladies!!

I built this shit for you...because I LOVE YOU!!

I am Hugh WARFner and this is our place!!!

[Angel]

Oh fuck!!! Somebody poke his head with a needle and deflate it.

[WARF]

Katina, I have prepared a bed for you shaped like The Davesicle!!

[WARF]

Clarathecarrot, are my veggies ready???

[WARF]

Angel, is my star studed WARF jacket back from the dry cleaners yet?

[WARF]

Oh fuck!!! Somebody poke his head with a needle and deflate it.

Do you call this filet mignon???
Tell the chef he is fired!!!!
uh huh huh huh
Meet me in my bedroom for my daily massage!!

[WARF]

Sensible shoes, bring me my shoes!!

Uh huh huhuhuhuhu

[WARF]

I am doing shots of Jameson....let's get wasted and listen to SKYSCRAPER!!!

[clarathecarrot]

If the money is right I will get the final surguries... as for right now, I will stay a woman trapped in a mans body.

I do have lesbian tendencies if you want i would scrub the ladies down and prepare them with fine lovely scents and powder thier tushies.

Or clean the pool and handle the strays.

lol

[WARF]

I have a new drinking game...

Put on CNN and do a shot everytime Romney or Santorum switch leads.

[WARF]

If the money is right I will get the final surguries... as for right now, I will stay a woman trapped in a mans body.

I do have lesbian tendencies if you want i would scrub the ladies down and prepare them with fine lovely scents and powder thier tushies.

Or clean the pool and handle the strays.

lol

Why is tomato driving a car??

Why is an asparagus playing a guitar??

And why am I so HIGH that I am watching VEGGIE TALES??

[ThrillsNSpills]

Hey who can blame the dude for landing in an official video.

Party on man.

WARFO makes history. Shame they took out the screaming of She's the woman She's the woman.

[WARF]

The redhead section at pornhub.com is the only web site I visit more than the roth army..

[vandeleur]

Porn hub

[fourthcoming]

I would like to second that Amen by the way.....