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ZahZoo
04-20-2012, 01:05 PM
In the future brothels will serve-up robot prostitutes offering clean, guilt-free sex, say researchers.

The prediction was made in a research paper examining what the sex industry will be like in the year 2050.

Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars of the Victoria Management School in Wellington, New Zealand, wrote about an imaginary brothel in Amsterdam's red-light district called Yub-Yum.

The research paper titled Robots, Men And Sex Tourism describes the brothel as being "modern and gleaming with about 100 scantily clad blondes and brunettes parading around in exotic G-strings and lingerie," io9 reported.

Robot prostitutes will revolutionize sex industry

Researchers say brothels will offer them by 2050

They will also put an end to sex trafficking

They said clients would pay $9,500 for an "all-inclusive service," featuring lap dances and intercourse from "a range of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicity, body shapes, ages, languages and sexual features."

The lifelike sex robots would offer people a guilt-free sexual experience devoid of sexually transmitted diseases, the researchers wrote.

They also predicted robot prostitution would put a stop to human trafficking associated with the sex industry.

“In 2050, Amsterdam's red light district will all be about android prostitutes who are clean of sexual transmitted infections,” the researchers wrote.

"All androids are made of bacteria-resistant fiber ... guaranteeing no sexually transmitted diseases are transferred between consumers."

They said the city council would have direct control over android sex workers – including prices, hours of operations and sexual services.

Android sex workers may also provide a "guilt free" experience for men, with prostitution gaining a new level of respectability, the paper said.

“Clients feel guilt free as they actually haven't had sex with a real person and therefore don't have to lie to their partner," researchers said, according to the Daily Mail.

However, the paper said the introduction of sex bots would force human sex workers out of work.

In 2007 Netherlands university student David Levy said humans will be marrying and having sex with robots by 2050.

He completed a PhD on the subject of human-robot relationships and said robots would become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people would fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/04/20/researchers-predict-brothels-will-offer-robot-prostitutes-by-2050/?intcmp=trending#ixzz1sbJTMlXh

BITEYOASS
04-20-2012, 01:16 PM
Bad idea! Although for the usual Fox News crowd, it will keep them from procreating. :biggrin:

LoungeMachine
04-20-2012, 03:10 PM
But isn't that why most men hit brothels to begin with?

Sex with the wife becomes robotic?

:gulp:

ZahZoo
04-20-2012, 03:48 PM
This should give hope to certain members here... they may actually have a shot at getting laid if they live long enough for these to get built. Although imagine the angst if they get turned down by a robot ho..?

Uh Uh... honey I ain't touchin that junk...

Seshmeister
04-20-2012, 05:39 PM
In 2007 Netherlands university student David Levy said humans will be marrying and having sex with robots by 2050.

He completed a PhD on the subject of human-robot relationships and said robots would become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people would fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them.


What Fox News cites as evidence is sometimes LOL funny... :)

If you want to know how accurate this article is then go back and see what people were saying 40 years ago about now.

I want my jetpack and robot servant!

jhale667
04-20-2012, 05:45 PM
What Fox News cites as evidence is sometimes LOL funny... :)

If you want to know how accurate this article is then go back and see what people were saying 40 years ago about now.

I want my jetpack and robot servant!

F*ck, I'd settle for a flying car...

Hardrock69
04-20-2012, 05:53 PM
Ha....Zah you beat me to it, lol. Was gonna post this. Here is the link:

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120420/331133_sex-robot-buy-today.htm#page1

http://i39.tinypic.com/2090c43.jpg

Nitro Express
04-20-2012, 06:55 PM
Yeah I can see people laughing in 2040 reading about what some dim wit in 2012 thought the future was going to be. It Sounds like the writer is getting tired of their blow up sex doll and wants a better model. I think we better get the flying car and food replicator perfected before we even start thinking about sex robots.

BITEYOASS
04-20-2012, 08:02 PM
We need some artificial photosynthesis so we can have multi-story farms for all dem-dere city-dwellers. Plus I think if someone invents a medical breakthrough that eliminates all STDs, than this robot sex BS can go in the dustbin of history.

Little Texan
04-20-2012, 09:44 PM
Hey, this means that Steve Suckdicki will finally be able to get laid at the ripe ole age of 80 something!

But only if the robot has the appearance of Laura Branigan's rotting corpse.

DONNIEP
04-20-2012, 10:01 PM
9500 bucks for an "around the world" with a robot hooker??? Hell, that's like nearly 50 real, hot ass hookers in Colombia :)

BITEYOASS
04-20-2012, 10:26 PM
Well once AIDS is cured, then it will be time to start fucking in the streets:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdrcOGoszlE

DONNIEP
04-20-2012, 10:29 PM
Yep! Penicillin will cure just about everything else, well mostly :)