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So, I was attending this kinda formal dinner / event that a friend invited me to as his +1. Anyways, they had a bunch of booths/information desks as well before the speeches & dinner began. And I see motherfucking William Shatner! Yup. Captain fucking Kirk himself! He had a booth I think he was shilling a new book or album or something. Signing autographs. But I catch him just as he is getting up to walk away to use the restroom or grab a drink or maybe just stretch his legs. Of course I stop him....
me: "Holy shit! You're William Shatner!"
C Kirk: "Well yes, yes I am"
me: "Wow man! Such an honor to meet you. Always been a huge fan....from all the television to the movies I have totally enjoyed every frame."
C Kirk: "Thank you very much. Always great to meet a genuine fan. Happy you have enjoyed my work."
me: "Totally man. It's been an awesome ride"
(So while saying the last sentence I think to myself I gotta get something to report to the Roth Army)
me: "Umm hey, you like Van Halen?"
C Kirk: "Nope"
me: "nope!? What do you mean nope? How can you NOT like Van Halen?"
C Kirk: "I'm The One. It cheesed."
(I'm thinking to myself 'cheesed'? LOL. That's a weird slang term. Probably picked it up on planet xerbiak or something. But I digress.)
me: "Are you serious? Damn man. Well have you heard their NEW album?"
C Kirk: "New album? No. Hadn't heard of it"
Me: "Aww man. You GOTTA hear it. Absolutely amazing."
C Kirk: "Tell you what, here is my email address. You contact me & get me a copy of the new album. I'll reimburse you $30 for everything flat"
me: "You got it man. I'll have you emailed before you even get home from this dinner. And it's been a great pleasure meeting you. Thanks a million"
(shakes his hand again)
C Kirk: "Thanks for being a fan. You take care. I'll keep an eye out for that email"
(I grab a pen from a nearby booth while repeating his email in my head over & over so as not forget it. The whole time now I'm kicking myself I didn't mention him banging green chicks & the likes. Always wanted to ask him about that. He'd fit right in here. And fuck! I forgot to get an autograph. I wish Spock would have been there too.)
And then I woke up. WTF? Last time I go up to 1 1/2 vicodins right before bed.
me: "Holy shit! You're William Shatner!"
C Kirk: "Well yes, yes I am"
me: "Wow man! Such an honor to meet you. Always been a huge fan....from all the television to the movies I have totally enjoyed every frame."
C Kirk: "Thank you very much. Always great to meet a genuine fan. Happy you have enjoyed my work."
me: "Totally man. It's been an awesome ride"
(So while saying the last sentence I think to myself I gotta get something to report to the Roth Army)
me: "Umm hey, you like Van Halen?"
C Kirk: "Nope"
me: "nope!? What do you mean nope? How can you NOT like Van Halen?"
C Kirk: "I'm The One. It cheesed."
(I'm thinking to myself 'cheesed'? LOL. That's a weird slang term. Probably picked it up on planet xerbiak or something. But I digress.)
me: "Are you serious? Damn man. Well have you heard their NEW album?"
C Kirk: "New album? No. Hadn't heard of it"
Me: "Aww man. You GOTTA hear it. Absolutely amazing."
C Kirk: "Tell you what, here is my email address. You contact me & get me a copy of the new album. I'll reimburse you $30 for everything flat"
me: "You got it man. I'll have you emailed before you even get home from this dinner. And it's been a great pleasure meeting you. Thanks a million"
(shakes his hand again)
C Kirk: "Thanks for being a fan. You take care. I'll keep an eye out for that email"
(I grab a pen from a nearby booth while repeating his email in my head over & over so as not forget it. The whole time now I'm kicking myself I didn't mention him banging green chicks & the likes. Always wanted to ask him about that. He'd fit right in here. And fuck! I forgot to get an autograph. I wish Spock would have been there too.)
And then I woke up. WTF? Last time I go up to 1 1/2 vicodins right before bed.
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