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John Holmes
06-19-2004, 08:27 AM
http://www.barrygoudreau.com/images/sam_and_barry.jpg

Thanks to an amazing scientific discovery, and many years of intensive research by top scientists at the Spermmy Haggar's Cabo Wabo Clinic, Lard-o-matic 2000 is now a simple, safe and cost effective means of adding local areas of fat to most parts of the body.

The treatments can be carried out in the caring atmosphere of the Cabo Wabo Cantina, or if you prefer the the implants can be carried out safely and easily in the comfort of your own home.

Now Lard-o-matic 2000 makes it easy to inject large amounts of fat into most areas of the body, including thighs, stomach, face, testicles and buttocks.


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See what are satisfied customers say:

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Bad Muthafucker
06-19-2004, 11:00 AM
LMFAO!!!

Bottoms Up
06-19-2004, 03:18 PM
SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL

TwoFoolsAMinute
07-23-2004, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by John Holmes
http://www.barrygoudreau.com/images/sam_and_barry.jpg



Is that Sammy's wife? She's prettier than I expected.

Diver Down NJ
07-24-2004, 12:50 AM
Nice!

scottydabodi
07-25-2004, 02:22 PM
John Holmes is da man!! I remember the old days when we were in "The Industry" together and he was always such a comedian. Remember that one time when you thought your schlong was bigger than mine... dude, you cracked up the whole film crew!! I remember when Ginger Lynn once compared my stuff to the Empire State Building, and yours to the Chrysler Building... man, those were the days, huh?? That reminds me, I gotta a film to do this week... Jenna better be ready...:blow:

Mezro
07-25-2004, 02:33 PM
It is easy to look as good as Sammy: gain 50 pounds of lard, smear fresh goat semen all over your body and beg for your old job back.

Mezro...and if that doesn't work try a deep fried enema followed by a cheesecake colonoscopy...