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Hardrock69
06-20-2012, 04:06 PM
Not......

:lmao:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/muc/3036860974.html


I do NOT play to a click track or backing tracks and GO SCREW if you think I'm gonna "tone it down a little, bro" so you can piddle away on your stringed sissy box. I WILL NOT play hotel cafe and don't take direction from ninnies who live in their fucking parents basement and whack off to dreams of hanging with Jack Johnson and rapping about his "process", you piece of shit. I am a real mother fucker with balls of steel and have a drumset that loves to be ass fucked mercilessly from behind and I need to join a band who understands that stage-sex is part of the fucking game, dude. So when I'm fucking the shit outta the kit, you can't be the guy in the corner beating your limp, taffy dick wishing that you could stick your dick in too, NO! You get that dick hard and fuck the stage with me, pussy boy. I'm so sick of stealing the show and would really love to meet some real sons of fucking bitches who aren't afraid to use a sweat band for its intended purpose: wiping off fucking sweat, cum, groupies, pussy juice, blood, etc.

Do not write me for reasons of sass because I will FIND YOU and shred your fucking face with my SHIT-STORMING DRUM GODLINESS!

http://i48.tinypic.com/ehbqpu.jpg

jhale667
06-20-2012, 05:22 PM
What a tool...:lmao:

DavidLeeNatra
06-20-2012, 05:28 PM
unreal...

bantonelli
06-20-2012, 05:33 PM
He looks like Sammy's cousin from San Bernardino.

Guitar Shark
06-20-2012, 05:35 PM
OK, but come on... that was kinda funny.

VAiN
06-20-2012, 10:26 PM
That can't be real...

jhale667
06-21-2012, 01:47 PM
Any drummer announcing in the 1st sentence of his ad he "won't play to a click track" means he CAN'T... he might as well just have posted "My meter SUCKS..." so forget recording with him. And that kit looks like a hodge-podge of sh*t he threw together from yard sale purchases...how much you wanna bet he can't play his way out of a paper bag? :lmao:




:guitar:

chefcraig
06-21-2012, 01:56 PM
And that kit looks like a hodge-podge of sh*t he threw together from yard sale purchases...how much you wanna bet he can't play his way out of a paper bag? :lmao::guitar:

Yeah, nothing quite says "professional" more than leaving splinters and bits of kindling on the stage (or more than likely, living room) after you have performed.

Va Beach VH Fan
06-21-2012, 02:08 PM
Ace's cousin perhaps ?

Guitar Shark
06-21-2012, 02:18 PM
I miss Ace.

PETE'S BROTHER
06-21-2012, 02:42 PM
I miss Ace.

so does ace

chefcraig
06-21-2012, 02:46 PM
I miss Ace.

Try using one of these...


http://i433.photobucket.com/albums/qq52/andeta_photo/sniper2Bscope.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y271/Golem999/Impezz-Scope.gif

vandeleur
06-21-2012, 11:15 PM
That is funny ... I think u would audition him just to meet someone so whacked

indeedido
06-22-2012, 11:14 PM
He's going to find you all