Tom & Katie Announce Divorce On MAGIC MIKE's Opening Day,Coincidence?

[kissfan1976]

I Think Not!

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/06/29/tom-cruise-katie-holmes-divorcing-after-five-years-marriage-report-says/?intcmp=features

[envy_me]

Did Katie finally escape..

[FORD]

I suspect either Tom caught Katie in bed with The Evil Lord Xenu.

Or she caught him with John Travolta........

[Coyote]

She saw "Rock Of Ages".

[sadaist]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable. But Katy needs a good ol fashioned vag pounding & probably got tired of shaving and painting her snapper to look like a butthole and wearing a John Travolta mask.

[vandeleur]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable. But Katy needs a good ol fashioned vag pounding & probably got tired of shaving and painting her snapper to look like a butthole and wearing a John Travolta mask.

Snapper

[envy_me]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable. But Katy needs a good ol fashioned vag pounding & probably got tired of shaving and painting her snapper to look like a butthole and wearing a John Travolta mask.

Lol!! I never understood womens fascination with Tom Cruise. He is like a blank page to me. But I always fall for charisma in a man and Tom hasn't got it.

[chefcraig]

They made a good looking couple and that kid is way too adorable.

Still wonder who the father was, since everything else about that sham marriage was utterly false.

[ELVIS]

Frank Marshall Davis ??

[SparkieD]

Lol!! I never understood womens fascination with Tom Cruise. He is like a blank page to me. But I always fall for charisma in a man and Tom hasn't got it.

Me neither. All my high school friends went ape for him. All I see is a disgusting little man with the expression of someone who thinks his shit doesn't stink yet still has that screwed-up face of smelling something that does.

[FORD]

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[Nickdfresh]

Goddamned Thetans ruin everything! Get that shit handled, Tom!

[BITEYOASS]

Of course he fuckin' gay! Have you seen the tits on his first wife Mimi Rodgers? HOLY SHIT! What straight man would want to leave those fluffy love pillows?

[ODShowtime]

Doesn't the church of scientology extract the gayness from people like cruise and travolta during "auditing" and then blackmail them with it to keep them in the church? If you're a superstar and the church knows you're gay, they're going to take as much money from you as possible, which explains the high ranks these two morons have because of the millions they've flushed down the scientology toilet. They're stuck. It's funny.

[FORD]

Nah, Lord Xenu is fine with the homothetans®, as long as you keep giving money to the cult.