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  • Bob_R
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3834

    Layoffs

    I put this on my personal Facebook page. This place most certainly will have their opinions on this


    Dear Employees:

    As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. So to compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

    But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

    So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have
    decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair
    way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

    I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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  • ThatArtGuy
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 672

    #2
    Joke aside, that's a lousy businessman who makes decisions before all the information comes in.
    I brought my pencil!!!

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    • SunisinuS
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • May 2010
      • 3301

      #3
      Dear Republicans:

      Since your whole mantra is selfishness and manly survival of the fittest, this thanksgiving I will just take the food off your plate and fuck your wife while I crush your head. And since the majority of you are fat fucks and pussies like Rush and Ted "brownnugget" not a fucking damn thing you can do about it.

      Your Values in Action!

      Sincerly,

      Everybody Else that is not a Republican Idiot.

      Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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      • Satan
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6663

        #4
        Originally posted by ThatArtGuy
        Joke aside, that's a lousy businessman who makes decisions before all the information comes in.
        Thing is though, Republicans seem to like lousy businessmen.

        Chimp and Cheney each had a list of failed businesses as long as my tail. Then they teamed up to fail the entire country.

        Now they want to put Willard Mittens Romney in place. Mitt claims to be a "success" but his methods of success are dependent on the suffering of those who lost their jobs when he bought their company and outsourced it to China.

        You can't be part of the solution if you're part of the problem, and Repukes who "want to run the country like they run their business" are the ones who created the problem.

        Of course it's also hard to be a part of the solution if you fail to acknowledge the source of the problem, and how the greatest President of the last century solved a similar situation. Which, sadly describes where Mr Obama is, at the moment.
        Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

        Originally posted by Sockfucker
        I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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        • MUSICMANN
          Sniper
          • Apr 2004
          • 837

          #5
          Originally posted by SunisinuS
          Dear Republicans:

          Since your whole mantra is selfishness and manly survival of the fittest, this thanksgiving I will just take the food off your plate and fuck your wife while I crush your head. And since the majority of you are fat fucks and pussies like Rush and Ted "brownnugget" not a fucking damn thing you can do about it.

          Your Values in Action!

          Sincerly,

          Everybody Else that is not a Republican Idiot.



          Dear Far Left Liberal Bleeding Hearts:

          Since your mantra is all about give away entitlement programs, Huge socialist government and wanting everything given to you off the sweat of people who actually stick their necks out and open business's and actually want to work, I think i'll just flag the next ship out to France so you fucksticks can go there.

          Your values in Action!

          Sincerely,

          Everybody that actually wants this country to be the United States Of America and not anything else.

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          • SunisinuS
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • May 2010
            • 3301

            #6
            Originally posted by MUSICMANN
            Dear Far Left Liberal Bleeding Hearts:

            Since your mantra is all about give away entitlement programs, Huge socialist government and wanting everything given to you off the sweat of people who actually stick their necks out and open business's and actually want to work, I think i'll just flag the next ship out to France so you fucksticks can go there.

            Your values in Action!

            Sincerely,

            Everybody that actually wants this country to be the United States Of America and not anything else.
            Not a single repuke has the balls to face me....I am your worst nightmare...a kind person that wants to see people succeed....while you fucksticks just WHINE and WHINE and WHINE....it is somebody elses fault.

            Get Fucked Pussies. My Dad taught me not to whine. More Andy Griffith and less Barney ok Repukes? Wrong side of History and all that. While you hate...we will just pick up after your worthless bones and go on. BTW...is there a way we can have a class action lawsuit against you Climate Change Deniers so we can take any property your kids "inherit"?

            Most Everybody on this board works or is trying to: So when you repukes WHINE about how much "sweat" of yours goes to other people...we recognize it for what it is: A baby, crying about how "unfair" life is.

            My taxes pay for all sorts of things....glad they do....you fucking whine if you have to help an old lady accross the street. It is inherent in your Whining philosophy, everything is SOOOO hard for you, and every brown, poor, sick person has it SOOOO easy. Get over your fuckin self...if you were in my lifeboat I would throw your whiney ass into the drink and give your oar to someone that actually wants to work.

            Get Bent.

            Your "Donut Lama" Rush: When was the last time he ever spoke One Word about helping others? Does he discuss cures for cancer? Anything helpful he contributes to the greater good of Man/Womankind?

            Nah....just one full hour of crying like a baby.....while the rest of us work.
            Last edited by SunisinuS; 07-07-2012, 06:01 PM.
            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              But Sinus, just because you get up early, work your ass off, make money, invest money, create jobs, take risks etc. does not mean you deserve more than the "less fortunate."


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              • SunisinuS
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • May 2010
                • 3301

                #8
                Elbow, those are all part and parcel of living as a Man. We work, we give the results of that to other people. You seem to think you can take it with you. What is your goal? A solid gold house with your solid gold rocket car?

                You live in a fantasy world.

                All the work and fruits of my labor go to other people....and I am glad to do it. Whether it be to the women in my life or those around me or to someone that I do not even know that needs some help. THAT IS LIFE. Lol are you imagining a blue ribbon lined casket where they piled all the money you hoarded in with you and posters of you coming in 2nd at that swim meet?

                Lol Gl with that.


                But it's ok...not registered with any party....and you tow your party line....I just do and say what I want.

                Kindness rules over Rush.

                But whine some more ok?



                I'm out.
                Last edited by SunisinuS; 07-07-2012, 06:16 PM.
                Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SunisinuS
                  Elbow, those are all part and parcel of living as a Man. We work, we give the results of that to other people. You seem to think you can take it with you. What is your goal? A solid gold house with your solid gold rocket car?

                  You live in a fantasy world.

                  All the work and fruits of my labor go to other people....and I am glad to do it. Whether it be to the women in my life or those around me or to someone that I do not even know that needs some help. THAT IS LIFE. Lol are you imagining a blue ribbon lined casket where they piled all the money you hoarded in with you and posters of you coming in 2nd at that swim meet?

                  Lol Gl with that.


                  But it's ok...not registered with any party....and you toe your party line....I just do and say what I want.

                  Kindness rules over Rush.

                  But whine some more ok?

                  betcha nitro has one of each, or at least did at one time
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SunisinuS
                    You seem to think you can take it with you.


                    I'm out.
                    I was being sarcastic, dumbass...

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                    • SunisinuS
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • May 2010
                      • 3301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      I was being sarcastic, dumbass...
                      Keep talking and it is easy to see...
                      Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        That you're a dumbass ??

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          #13
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #14
                            oh, LAYOFFS... nevermind
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Whorehey
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 314

                              #15
                              Is it just the cynic in me, or has every
                              election in recent memory been
                              voting for the lesser
                              of two evils?
                              'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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