Fatty Van Halen

[VanPubes]

Why the hell does Eddie have his son come on stage and play guitar?!
And why the hell do people think its COOL?!! Eddie is basically turning Wolfie into the next Cody & Cassidy Gifford. No one cares about your fucking fat kid Eddie. Leave him backstage at the buffet, cause no one wants to hear him play guitar either.

The Hagar fans at the links go on and on about how great it is seeing Wolfie, and that there is "a lot of love in the room". NO ONE CARES!! People go to see the band, not band member's children.

If I was at a Van Halen show (only with DLR fronting of course) and Wolfie came on stage, I would throw a battery at his face.

[JOE THUNDER, LP]

I laughed my fucking ass of just now reading that part about the battery. There's a lot of faggots on here that think it's cool for wolf to come out and play, but I'm with you. I'd like to hit him square in the face with a steaming piece of shit.

[Chacal]

My only question is how does he get those Jimmy Deans to play the guitar?!

Battery...classic.

Wolfie is going to have to start playing the entire show from what I have read about how shitty EVH is playing.

$87 for a ticket?

The only way I would pay that to sit (and I do mean sit listening to DLR era VH) is if we could see Spammy be-headed at the end of the show.

Chacal

[MUSICMANN]

3 recruits that don't know jack shit!!!

[Panamark]

I think that whole bringing your kids onstage is mighty cheesy.
But then again, this is a Van Hagar tour..
More like the Osmonds than a Rock show.....

[lms2]

I thought Wolfie only made an appearance at the rehearals and had not been seen on tour? Regardless, its pretty cheap of you fuck heads to be throwing batteries and steaming shit at a 13 year old kid who has done nothing to you.

[Panamark]

Go LMS2 ! :)

[lms2]

I just don't like people picking on the kid. Being Ed's son must be hard enough. Seriously though, if they just want to bitch they can go check out the new Alex's jab at DAve thread. Now that pisses me off too-and is something legitimate to bitch about.

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO, that thing about the battery was pretty damn funny i'll admit.
But DAMN, people...Why the fuck you wanna hurt the kid?

It's bad enough he has to single handedly watch his father flush his legacy down the toilet, let the kid alone so he can weep quietly and hopefully some day he'll restore the Van Halen name in the eyes of Rock History.

Either way, someone throws a battery at my kid i'll fucking rip your testicles out of your sack with an ice pick and feed them to a gerbil.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by lms2
Regardless, its pretty cheap of you fuck heads to be throwing batteries and steaming shit at a 13 year old kid who has done nothing to you.

*sides hurting*

[gslinger]

Eddie's drugging and boozing levels makes Jimi Hendrix & Jim Morrison look like a Camp Fire Girls. He's going to end up with them if he's not more careful. The hope is that Val and Wolfie spending a weekend once and a while will help Ed lay off the dope. Val & kiddo are doing Toronto also, for 4th of July with Ed and a couple of other dates a Tour crew member told me. I said this in another thread but Val has never legally divorced Ed, despite Ed's BS otherwise. My uncle is a judge in L.A. County and I got a friend in legal at Sony that knows the sitatuion well. Ed's going straight to the grave with his addiction, and Val couldn't sign the papers. Enough Lady's Home Journal Comments!

I agree, no Wolfgang on stage, its typically self-centered Eddie only thinking of himself. People didn't pay $100 to see The Partridge Family!

I enjoyed seeing Wolfie for the Dress Rehearsal because I had never seen the kid before. I have not followed VH much in the last 10 years, until now. But I agree, I thought Eddie was pimping the hell out of the kid because the guy can't play and he had to do something to stall for time.

[EddieFan4Eva]

What a bunch of assholes.....i mean, it's remarks like these that show what kind of utter human trash resides here. The kid has done not a damn thing to any of you. I'm not trying to generalize...i know there's a handful of you that arent in with this garbage, but as for the majority of y'all....go fuck yourseves.

[VanPubes]

I'm not actually going to throw a battery at a kid, I was just voicing my displeasure.

On the other hand, I would throw something squishy at him, like a donut or an eclaire.

[pete]

Originally posted by lms2
I just don't like people picking on the kid. Being Ed's son must be hard enough. Seriously though, if they just want to bitch they can go check out the new Alex's jab at DAve thread. Now that pisses me off too-and is something legitimate to bitch about.

I feel for him.

At least he's got a few girlfriends.

"Little Debbie", "Betty Crocker" and the sweet bosom of "Sarah Lee"

[pete]

Originally posted by EddieFan4Eva
What a bunch of assholes.....i mean, it's remarks like these that show what kind of utter human trash resides here. The kid has done not a damn thing to any of you. I'm not trying to generalize...i know there's a handful of you that arent in with this garbage, but as for the majority of y'all....go fuck yourseves.

I'm with you!

Next thing you know, someone is gonna start a thread about finding out where he goes to school. They'll start talking about kidnapping him & dragging him into the woods and burying him up to the neck. Creating a little mote around his head. Pissing in it until he drowns.

You guys are so sick!!!!

What kind of monsters are you guys?

Where do you come up with this shit?

Jesus

[DavidLeeNatra]

I don't want to see wolfie on stage either...but...kids are untouchable...I even feel sorry for jack osbourne...time to stop here...

[ALMOSTsaved]

Originally posted by lms2
I thought Wolfie only made an appearance at the rehearals and had not been seen on tour? Regardless, its pretty cheap of you fuck heads to be throwing batteries and steaming shit at a 13 year old kid who has done nothing to you.

I totally concur. What kind of dumb fuck insults a child?

If Wolfie is indeed hit with something from the audience I sincerely hope the fuck that talked about throwing batteries is investigated.

[ALMOSTsaved]

Van Pubes, 5 words for ya:

You are a cock sucker.

[Roth kills Sam]

I hope the battery misses Eddie Heinken Jr and hits Sammy in the eye... blinding him... he falls over into the crowd of Gayboritas and they accidentally trample him... but hopefully the son of Man with Half Tongue gets out alive

[Catfish]

Originally posted by VanPubes
Why the hell does Eddie have his son come on stage and play guitar?!
And why the hell do people think its COOL?!! Eddie is basically turning Wolfie into the next Cody & Cassidy Gifford. No one cares about your fucking fat kid Eddie. Leave him backstage at the buffet, cause no one wants to hear him play guitar either.

The Hagar fans at the links go on and on about how great it is seeing Wolfie, and that there is "a lot of love in the room". NO ONE CARES!! People go to see the band, not band member's children.

If I was at a Van Halen show (only with DLR fronting of course) and Wolfie came on stage, I would throw a battery at his face.


It's for cheap applause. Just like Hagar did by using Michael Anthony on the DLR Tour, just like Hagar does when he puts on the jersey of the home team in every city. It's CHEAP applause.

[Chacal]

If you don't want to your kid to be insulted

DONT PUT THE DOUGHBOY IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE!

Ahhh, poor, poor Wolfie. Kid was born with a silver spoon surgically implanted into his quadruple-chinned cranium and I am supposed to use kid gloves when talking about him.

Fuck that.

If I were to pay the $80 some odd dollars to go see this lame-assed show with a has been booze-head guitar player and a lead singer that reminds me of a fat Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister, then I should have the right to throw cases of Krispy Kremes at Jr.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
I totally concur. What kind of dumb fuck insults a child?

If Wolfie is indeed hit with something from the audience I sincerely hope the fuck that talked about throwing batteries is investigated.


Couldn't agree more.

And btw, why a battery? I must have missed something, cuz I don't get why throwing a battery is funny.

[VanPubes]

Throwing a battery is funny because it would hurt.

Besides, I wasn't serious. I won't be attending a Van Hagar show, nor will I be throwing anything at a rubenesque child. Chill out ALMOSTSaved.

[VanPubes]

Hmmm....foood.....

[lms2]

Originally posted by gslinger
Ed's going straight to the grave with his addiction, and Val couldn't sign the papers. Enough Lady's Home Journal Comments!

I agree, no Wolfgang on stage, its typically self-centered Eddie only thinking of himself. People didn't pay $100 to see The Partridge Family!

I enjoyed seeing Wolfie for the Dress Rehearsal because I had never seen the kid before. I have not followed VH much in the last 10 years, until now. But I agree, I thought Eddie was pimping the hell out of the kid because the guy can't play and he had to do something to stall for time.

I was pissed when I first head Eddie had Wolfie up there. Then when I heard Wolf wasn't at the first show I chilled on it. Hell, the road and a rock and roll stage is no place to raise a kid. But for just the rehearsal, I think it was cool to have Wolf make an appearance. Don't say no one is curious about him. Its human nature. Pimping the kid is wrong. But letting the fans catch a glimpse of him now and then isn't. So what about Valerie? she couldn't sign the papers? or just doesn't want to? Regardless of how we feel about Ed or what he is doing to his life, they were together for a long time. There must have been some good times to go with the bad ones. What makes people stick together is a mystery, but where I will feel sorry for Wolf, I don't have any sympathy for Val.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
I was pissed when I first head Eddie had Wolfie up there. Then when I heard Wolf wasn't at the first show I chilled on it. Hell, the road and a rock and roll stage is no place to raise a kid. But for just the rehearsal, I think it was cool to have Wolf make an appearance. Don't say no one is curious about him. Its human nature. Pimping the kid is wrong. But letting the fans catch a glimpse of him now and then isn't. So what about Valerie? she couldn't sign the papers? or just doesn't want to? Regardless of how we feel about Ed or what he is doing to his life, they were together for a long time. There must have been some good times to go with the bad ones. What makes people stick together is a mystery, but where I will feel sorry for Wolf, I don't have any sympathy for Val.

Wolfie will probably join them on stage when Val brings
him up here to see his dad for a few days. They have an extra day off here.

[lms2]

It will be interesting to see how this plays out. I hope for Wolfie's sake he doesn't get too much stage time in.

Are you a Val sympathizer also?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
It will be interesting to see how this plays out. I hope for Wolfie's sake he doesn't get too much stage time in.

Are you a Val sympathizer also?

I am hopelessly in Love with Valerie and I would leave
my wife and my six girlfriends in a second for her!!

[lms2]

shame on you. That's okay, I don't think your wife would be single for long. I don't know about the six girl friends.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
shame on you. That's okay, I don't think your wife would be single for long. I don't know about the six girl friends.

The girlfriends are killing me dude, I shouldda stuck with
just three of 'em!

[lms2]

or at least make sure the girl friends can take care of each other in your absence

[Cathedral]

Valerie Van Halen, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Yummy Stuff!

[tobinentinc]

No one gives a fuck about wolfie. I paid to see Van Hagar i want to see spammy mike alex and ed. Not some fat kid playing guitar. If i want to see that ill do it myself infront of a mirror.

[bobthedog]

Originally posted by gslinger
Eddie's drugging and boozing levels makes Jimi Hendrix & Jim Morrison look like a Camp Fire Girls. He's going to end up with them if he's not more careful. The hope is that Val and Wolfie spending a weekend once and a while will help Ed lay off the dope. Val & kiddo are doing Toronto also, for 4th of July with Ed and a couple of other dates a Tour crew member told me. I said this in another thread but Val has never legally divorced Ed, despite Ed's BS otherwise. My uncle is a judge in L.A. County and I got a friend in legal at Sony that knows the sitatuion well. Ed's going straight to the grave with his addiction, and Val couldn't sign the papers. Enough Lady's Home Journal Comments!



Anytime, I read an interview with Eddie I want to throw up. In his Guitar World interview he says he's back, he's black, and he's chasing young white meat. He always talks like a stupid idiot !!!!!!!!!!1

I agree, no Wolfgang on stage, its typically self-centered Eddie only thinking of himself. People didn't pay $100 to see The Partridge Family!

I enjoyed seeing Wolfie for the Dress Rehearsal because I had never seen the kid before. I have not followed VH much in the last 10 years, until now. But I agree, I thought Eddie was pimping the hell out of the kid because the guy can't play and he had to do something to stall for time.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by Panamark
I think that whole bringing your kids onstage is mighty cheesy.
But then again, this is a Van Hagar tour..
More like the Osmonds than a Rock show.....


Great analogy...

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by VanPubes
I'm not actually going to throw a battery at a kid, I was just voicing my displeasure.

On the other hand, I would throw something squishy at him, like a donut or an eclaire.

sam would quickly inhale those.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Eddies bringing Wolfie on stage BECAUSE HE CAN! I think it's awesome and I can't wait to see it!

The battery comment... Really distastful...Flat out disgusting...

[BIGBADZERO]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gslinger
[B]Eddie's drugging and boozing levels makes Jimi Hendrix & Jim Morrison look like a Camp Fire Girls.

Eddie has outlived Hendrix and Morrison by almost 30 years. I don't understand your logic.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gslinger [B]
I agree, no Wolfgang on stage, its typically self-centered Eddie only thinking of himself. People didn't pay $100 to see The Partridge Family!

From my understanding Wolfie only came out for 10 minutes max. What's the BFD? You can get a beer or just not go.