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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Which is your favorite Witch ??

    Discuss...


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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    TIE: Susan Sarandon in The Witches Of Eastwick and the evil Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.



    Last edited by chefcraig; 07-15-2012, 06:54 PM.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #3
      Did I miss a meeting?
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • clarathecarrot
        Full Member Status

        • May 2010
        • 3588

        #4
        I met a woman once ( why do my stories start like that,jeez) seduced her at a club, or the other way around, she was a healthy lovely 52 years old I was 30 or so... the next morning I woke and went to work from her house called her got something going...perty sexy for about 4 months...

        Now get this:... she was a practicing Witch, made really high end demonic jewelry, cast her own moulds and such, and sold it all over and at Renaissance festivals and such, she had a 1/2 breed Timber Wolf ( only way they can be held in captivity) in the back yard, a gigantic beast, couldn't play fetch, but the Wolf was fairly even tempered, as she would say, from this side of the fence, she wouldn't even apprroach it..lol.

        She had a party and all the freaks from that walk of life came and when I saw dudes wearing Vampire capes like they were some kind of Vampire and it was real to them, I laughed so hard, started a bunch of shit, got in a fight,.... well, she couldn't have me dogging her customers and aquaintences, so i was out...too bad, woman fucked like like a 1/2 breed grizzly bear and that witch from the first Conan movie.

        So that is my favorite witch,..... story, probably not my favorite Witch.
        Last edited by clarathecarrot; 07-15-2012, 08:34 PM.
        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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        • clarathecarrot
          Full Member Status

          • May 2010
          • 3588

          #5
          Morgana is my favorite witch (English Liturature fame) ....... your powers are weak you used them up to stay looking so young.

          I always like that line from Excalibur, (Movie). Merlin talking to Morgana.



          Mmmm Helen...
          2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
          clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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          • envy_me
            Swedish Love Pump
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Dec 2010
            • 7180

            #6
            Originally posted by clarathecarrot
            I met a woman once ( why do my stories start like that,jeez) seduced her at a club, or the other way around, she was a healthy lovely 52 years old I was 30 or so... the next morning I woke and went to work from her house called her got something going...perty sexy for about 4 months...

            Now get this:... she was a practicing Witch, made really high end demonic jewelry, cast her own moulds and such, and sold it all over and at Renaissance festivals and such, she had a 1/2 breed Timber Wolf ( only way they can be held in captivity) in the back yard, a gigantic beast, couldn't play fetch, but the Wolf was fairly even tempered, as she would say, from this side of the fence, she wouldn't even apprroach it..lol.

            She had a party and all the freaks from that walk of life came and when I saw dudes wearing Vampire capes like they were some kind of Vampire and it was real to them, I laughed so hard, started a bunch of shit, got in a fight,.... well, she couldn't have me dogging her customers and aquaintences, so i was out...too bad, woman fucked like like a 1/2 breed grizzly bear and that witch from the first Conan movie.

            So that is my favorite witch,..... story, probably not my favorite Witch.
            But the question remains; Did she make you sammiches?
            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              Samantha from Bewitched is my favorite witch.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • SunisinuS
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • May 2010
                • 3301

                #8
                Glenda or whatever was her name.

                Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                • vandeleur
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 9865

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Samantha from Bewitched is my favorite witch.
                  When I was little she was totty
                  fuck your fucking framing

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                  • ashstralia
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 6566

                    #10
                    ffiona from def fx. WHOOAHHH!!!!

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      #11
                      sexy as all get out.

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                      • clarathecarrot
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2010
                        • 3588

                        #12
                        Originally posted by envy_me
                        But the question remains; Did she make you sammiches?
                        No, but she did compliment me on my, table manners.
                        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                        • clarathecarrot
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2010
                          • 3588

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ashstralia
                          sexy as all get out.

                          I had to google that stuff, Wow! nice but scary. I would have trouble keeping her finger nails rounded, afraid what might happen if her claws got sharp and pointy...ouch!
                          2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                          clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                          • FuckFinger

                            #14
                            I dated a witch for a while. Spooky girl. She rooted like a rattlesnake on an ant nest....It didn't last much past that night she got into some self-lovin' though. One touch and the damn thing healed right up.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              FuckFinger ??

                              Maybe you and asshale can hook up...

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