Actor Fred Willardarrested for jacjing off in porn theatre ...

[Diamondjimi]

Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct last night in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand

We're told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
t was a quick release -- we're told he was out of police custody a short while later.
As for which movie Fred was watching -- there are 3 flicks in rotation at the theater ... "Follow Me 2," a XXX parody of "The Client List," and "Step Dad No. 2."

Willard is best known for his memorable roles in "Best in Show", "For Your Consideration", "American Wedding" and "Everybody Loves Raymond."

According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."

It's a comedy.


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[hambon4lif]

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old "Anchorman" star watching last night's feature ... with his penis exposed and in his hand

According to IMDB, Fred is "rumored" to be in pre-production for a movie entitled ... "The Yank."

Method acting?

[Diamondjimi]

Lol That's what I was thinking...

[FORD]

Hey, the man is 78 and he's still able to wank off in a theater. That alone deserves some recognition.

[BITEYOASS]

Wha happened?

[gbranton]

Whatever he was doing, he wasn't reprising his role in the 1999 film Idle Hands.

Fun With DICK and Jane maybe?

[Nitro Express]

I'm amazed porn theaters can even make a go of it anymore. I guess he went to the Tiki Theater to rub his tiki for good luck.

[Nitro Express]

Hey, the man is 78 and he's still able to wank off in a theater. That alone deserves some recognition.

He probably used olive oil instead of margerine.

[mohican]

Playing in pee wee's playhouse.

[Nitro Express]

Playing in pee wee's playhouse.

Hi kids. Today on Pee Wee's playhouse we are going to learn how babies are made. Our feild trip will take us to the Tiki theater in Hollywood...

[SunisinuS]

Who are the only two people in American History to be shot in the back of the head in a Theater?


































Abraham Lincoln as you know.

and the guy that sat in front of Pee Wee Herman.....

Now change the above joke number to 3.

As the Williard just made History.

[chefcraig]

Hey, if this guy wants to jerk-off in a porn theater, I believe he has earned the privilege. Fucker cracks me up, sideways.

Buck Laughlin: Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, at the top of my game, maxing out at 500!

Buck Laughlin: Tell me, do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and a tongue depressor?
Nurse: Uh, no.
Buck Laughlin: Remind me never to come to you for a physical!

Buck Laughlin: And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.


Trevor Beckwith: And now we have the toy, the Shih Tzu is coming, and here is, uh, Scott Donlan.
Buck Laughlin: Look at Scott! He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman.

[mohican]

The Shit-Tsu. I forgot how much I like Best of Show. Big fan of Christopher Guest.

[Nickdfresh]

Has anyone ever shown Fred a computer?

[Terry]

I'm amazed porn theaters can even make a go of it anymore. I guess he went to the Tiki Theater to rub his tiki for good luck.

Even most of the adult bookstores around don't have wanking booths anymore (what's the world coming to?), much less a local theater that shows only dirty movies.

Someone should clue Willard in about the net. Endless amounts of smut at the touch of a keystroke without having to leave the comforts of home (one can even take periodic snack breaks without paying those ridiculous concession stand fees).