Honest question -- is it wrong for me to beat my wife so often?

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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7832
    #1

    Honest question -- is it wrong for me to beat my wife so often?

    I mean, she knows that I'm really good at cards and she can tell when I let her win, but I think she doesn't like losing so often.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif
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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12194
      #2
      How Dare You.
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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        • gbranton
          Veteran
          • Aug 2005
          • 1847
          #3
          It reminds me of something that happened the other day with my wife. She was screaming at me "Give it to me NOW, I am so fucking wet!!!"
          "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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            • gbranton
              Veteran
              • Aug 2005
              • 1847
              #4
              But there was only one umbrella and it was pouring rain, so I told her no fucking way.
              "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                • DONNIEP
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 13373
                  #5
                  What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Oh hell, I can't finish the joke - it's just not right
                  American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • Dr. Love
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7832
                      #6
                      Nothin! you done told her twice already!
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                        • DONNIEP
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 13373
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Dr. Love
                          Nothin! you done told her twice already!
                          Damn right Doc!!
                          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • Dr. Love
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 7832
                              #8
                              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                • Dave's Bitch
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 5291
                                  #9
                                  Trust me it will be worth your while if you let your wife beat you from time to time
                                  I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                                  Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                                    • envy_me
                                      Swedish Love Pump
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Dec 2010
                                      • 7180
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Dr. Love
                                      I mean, she knows that I'm really good at cards and she can tell when I let her win, but I think she doesn't like losing so often.
                                      If she complains about losing, just slap her, end of problem
                                      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                                        • Yount
                                          Commando
                                          • Jan 2012
                                          • 1099
                                          #11
                                          LOL. I'll play chess, cards, Worms with any girlfriend that's keen, but I'm not going to take it easy. Best I can do is have a few drinks so I'm not paying as much attention. Beers'll beat me.

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                                            • ashstralia
                                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 6566
                                              #12
                                              A girl of mine once pushed me straight over a 3 foot wire fence. Boom! Just like that.

                                              But them Aussie girls are passionate... He eh he

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                                                • motherchicken
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Nov 2009
                                                  • 1017
                                                  #13
                                                  I 've never hit a woman but I've been tempted. Some chick I was banging tried to stick her finger up my ass. I drove a truck for many years and that's not something most truck drivers would enjoy. I was polite the first time but the seond time I got pretty cranky.

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                                                    • Yount
                                                      Commando
                                                      • Jan 2012
                                                      • 1099
                                                      #14
                                                      ah Aussie girls, and summer is on its way!

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                                                        • envy_me
                                                          Swedish Love Pump
                                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                          • Dec 2010
                                                          • 7180
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Yount
                                                          LOL. I'll play chess, cards, Worms with any girlfriend that's keen, but I'm not going to take it easy. Best I can do is have a few drinks so I'm not paying as much attention. Beers'll beat me.
                                                          I LOVE to play pool, but I'm the worst at it. It's most fun when alcohol's involved I have cheated a couple of times, yeah the guy was drunk, so was I, and I did it just to see if he'd notice. I got away with it.
                                                          I had an ex that owned a bar that had a pool table, and me and my girlfriends were hanging there and playing, but we removed the 8, since it was in the way and it was boring to play with it. In the end, we stole his 8 ball My cats are playing with it now
                                                          The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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