Honest question -- is it wrong for me to beat my wife so often?

[Dr. Love]

I mean, she knows that I'm really good at cards and she can tell when I let her win, but I think she doesn't like losing so often.

[Dan]

How Dare You.:D

[gbranton]

It reminds me of something that happened the other day with my wife. She was screaming at me "Give it to me NOW, I am so fucking wet!!!"

[gbranton]

But there was only one umbrella and it was pouring rain, so I told her no fucking way.

[DONNIEP]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Oh hell, I can't finish the joke - it's just not right :biggrin:

[Dr. Love]

Nothin! you done told her twice already!

[DONNIEP]

Nothin! you done told her twice already!

Damn right Doc!!

[Dr. Love]

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[Dave's Bitch]

Trust me it will be worth your while if you let your wife beat you from time to time ;)

[envy_me]

I mean, she knows that I'm really good at cards and she can tell when I let her win, but I think she doesn't like losing so often.

If she complains about losing, just slap her, end of problem :D

[Yount]

LOL. I'll play chess, cards, Worms with any girlfriend that's keen, but I'm not going to take it easy. Best I can do is have a few drinks so I'm not paying as much attention. Beers'll beat me.

[ashstralia]

A girl of mine once pushed me straight over a 3 foot wire fence. Boom! Just like that.

But them Aussie girls are passionate... He eh he

[motherchicken]

I 've never hit a woman but I've been tempted. Some chick I was banging tried to stick her finger up my ass. I drove a truck for many years and that's not something most truck drivers would enjoy. I was polite the first time but the seond time I got pretty cranky.

[Yount]

ah Aussie girls, and summer is on its way!

[envy_me]

LOL. I'll play chess, cards, Worms with any girlfriend that's keen, but I'm not going to take it easy. Best I can do is have a few drinks so I'm not paying as much attention. Beers'll beat me.

I LOVE to play pool, but I'm the worst at it. It's most fun when alcohol's involved :D I have cheated a couple of times, yeah the guy was drunk, so was I, and I did it just to see if he'd notice. I got away with it.
I had an ex that owned a bar that had a pool table, and me and my girlfriends were hanging there and playing, but we removed the 8, since it was in the way and it was boring to play with it. In the end, we stole his 8 ball :D My cats are playing with it now :D

[ashstralia]

They make good gear stick knobs, too.

Personally, I'd notice if you tried to remove my 8 ball.

[envy_me]

They make good gear stick knobs, too.

Personally, I'd notice if you tried to remove my 8 ball.

When I was playing with him, both the white ball and 8 ball went in a couple of times, and I just took them out and continued playing as if nothing happend, right in front of him :D Men...

[vandeleur]

When I was playing with him, both the white ball and 8 ball went in a couple of times, and I just took them out and continued playing as if nothing happend, right in front of him :D Men...

Hun, don't kid yourself ... He was playing you .... You were bending over and he was checking it out ... The table didnt have the only rack he was checking out ;-)

[Seshmeister]

A girl of mine once pushed me straight over a 3 foot wire fence. Boom! Just like that.

But them Aussie girls are passionate... He eh he

The trick is to put their hind legs down the front of your boots.

That way they push back against you but can't get enough leverage to actually buck you.

Or so a Kiwi once told me...

[vandeleur]

:lmao:

[envy_me]

Hun, don't kid yourself ... He was playing you .... You were bending over and he was checking it out ... The table didnt have the only rack he was checking out ;-)

I was also checking him out :-) AND could cheat at the same time :D lol

[ashstralia]

The trick is to put their hind legs down the front of your boots.

That way they push back against you but can't get enough leverage to actually buck you.

Or so a Kiwi once told me...

That's where I went wrong! She was facing me and barking...

[envy_me]

That's where I went wrong! She was facing me and barking...

What did you do to piss her off?

[ashstralia]

What did you do to piss her off?

I may or may not have smiled at another girl.

[Angel]

Hun, don't kid yourself ... He was playing you .... You were bending over and he was checking it out ... The table didnt have the only rack he was checking out ;-)

I used to play a bit of pool. Was really proud of myself one day because I kept winning, and I was playing some of the best in the bar.

Leaned over the table and heard a guy whisper "holy fuck"...and that's when I realized one should not wear short shorts when playing pool.

[vandeleur]

All's fair in love and pool :D

[ashstralia]

Hairy was completely kosher in the '70s.

[Angel]

Hairy was completely kosher in the '70s.

It wasn't the 70's. If I remember correctly, heart shapes and landing strips were the "in" thing at the time, lol.

[vandeleur]

This is getting interesting :biggrin:

[envy_me]

I've never played in a skirt so short that my pussy was visable. Unintentionally , that is ;-) But i have had short skirt and cleavege, since I often play on vacation and then it's all about small dresses and skin showing. I did play with a semi-boyfriend very late at night at a hotell, just us two :-) that was fun.

[Angel]

I've never played in a skirt so short that my pussy was visable. Unintentionally , that is ;-)

I never played in a short skirt, nor were the short shorts intentional...

[binnie]

Is it wrong that you beat your wife?

Nah.

But it is wrong that you don't have a rockin' pair of boobs in your sig.......

[hambon4lif]

But i have had short skirt and cleavege, since I often play on vacation and then it's all about small dresses and skin showing.:lmao:

[motherchicken]

ah Aussie girls, and summer is on its way!
Wish I could have gone there in the Navy. Aussie girls lined up for hours to just to date an American dude.
Is there still way more chicks than dudes there?

[fourthcoming]

If she complains about losing, just slap her, end of problem :D

I think you meant spank her.

[motherchicken]

Hairy was completely kosher in the '70s.
I loved those days. Just a little trim around the edges. Never cared for shaved poontang. I took the old saying "if there's grass on the field, play ball" to heart.

[fourthcoming]

As long as it's properly manicured....can't be rockin' a toupee down there.

[motherchicken]

But i have had short skirt and cleavege, skin showing.
Any pictures?

[fourthcoming]

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/shaved cat/cabbageboy/shaved_cat.jpg?o=4" target="_blank"><img src="http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx217/cabbageboy/shaved_cat.jpg" border="0"></a>

Your welcome.

[Yount]

Wish I could have gone there in the Navy. Aussie girls lined up for hours to just to date an American dude.
Is there still way more chicks than dudes there?

I couldn't tell you, but over the years (especially in the city) they seem to be getting FATTER!!

[motherchicken]

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I asked to see short skirts and cleavage, not pussy.

[Dan]

The trick is to put their hind legs down the front of your boots.

That way they push back against you but can't get enough leverage to actually buck you.

Or so a Kiwi once told me...

Us kiwi's Are Not Sheep Fuckers,We Leave That To the Aussies.:hitch: :D

[Nickdfresh]

I asked to see short skirts and cleavage, not pussy.

You're into tranny's?

[FORD]

You're into tranny's?

Transsocksuals???

[ashstralia]

Us kiwi's Are Sheep Fuckers,We Humbly Bow Down To the Aussies.:hitch: :D

Fixed! :biggrin:

[motherchicken]

You're into tranny's?
I worked at an Aamco for a short period but I'm more into engines.

[motherchicken]

You're into tranny's?
Sorry Nick. I'm flattered but I'm into chicks. Not chicks with dicks.

[motherchicken]

I thought Aussies fucked kangaroos.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and koalas, they are slower ;)

[Nickdfresh]

Sorry Nick. I'm flattered but I'm into chicks. Not chicks with dicks.

Does that mean it's not a dick if you put a sock on it?

[motherchicken]

Does that mean it's not a dick if you put a sock on it?
You probably wear socks and you're a dick so I guess the answer is no.

[Nickdfresh]

Oh, I wear socks and I have a massive dick...

[motherchicken]

Oh, I wear socks and I'm a massive dick...
See there, you answered your own question. Anything else I can help you with?

[ELVIS]

You're into tranny's?

You're into illiteracy's ??

[Jesus Christ]

Verily I say unto you that a man should not lie with a sock as he would with a woman.

[motherchicken]

Verily I say unto you that a man should not lie with a sock as he would with a woman.
You also said a man should not spill his seed onto the ground.

[motherchicken]

You're into illiteracy's ??
If one of the clique does it it's a typo. If an enemy of the clique does it they're uneducated. It's in the cliques manifesto.

[DONNIEP]

How'd you get a copy of the manifesto?

[motherchicken]

How'd you get a copy of the manifesto?
Blackflag posted it at another site.

[jhale667]

:sockfucker: Clique this, clique that...we get it, dude. You were picked on in high school. Whatthefuckever. :rolleyes:

[ashstralia]

Am I in the 'clique'?

If not, I demand an entry form. :)

[motherchicken]

:sockfucker: Clique this, clique that...we get it, dude. You were picked on in high school. Whatthefuckever. :rolleyes:
There's no clique but everytime certain peeps post it's always "we" not "I".
There might have been cliques in my high school but I wasn't in one or had any dealings with any. I went to an almost all white high school where everybody was middle class. Nothing but tract houses everywhere you looked. There were stoners and jocks but most of the jocks were stoners too so that wasn't a problem. A few bullies here and there but they weren't real tough. Sometimes they'd get beat up by the "wimps" they tried to bully. I got along fine with just about everybody in high school.
You on the other hand seem to know plenty about being picked on in high school. Was it the greasy hair?

[motherchicken]

Am I in the 'clique'?

If not, I demand an entry form. :)
You have to attain a certain level of assholiness to join the clique. I've seen your posts. I don't think you're gonna make the cut.

[ashstralia]

I think I'll take that as a compliment..

[jhale667]

I think I'll take that as a compliment..


That's it, clique membership revoked... ;)

[SunisinuS]

I've never played in a skirt so short that my pussy was visable. Unintentionally , that is ;-) But i have had short skirt and cleavege, since I often play on vacation and then it's all about small dresses and skin showing. I did play with a semi-boyfriend very late at night at a hotell, just us two :-) that was fun.

Was it with Prince Harry?

If so...I have seen the pics....I think HE was trying to hide the 8 ball....

[motherchicken]

That's it, clique membership revoked... ;)
First rule of the clique: never talk about the clique.
I'm not a member so I can. TacoHale will be called on the carpet for this. Put down some papers. You know that greasy hair of his will stain the carpet if he stands there very long. You can track him by the grease trail it leaves.

[jhale667]

Almost as tired as the taco thing is the hair envy.. doubt if it was greasy girls you can't get to talk to you'd play in it... :indifferent0020:

[motherchicken]

Almost as tired as the taco thing is the hair envy..
Tired of the Taco thing and the greasy hair comments? Too fucking bad. Don't be so thin skinned. It's the Army way cocksucker.

[jhale667]

Tired of the Taco thing and the greasy hair comments? Too fucking bad. Don't be so thin skinned. It's the Army way cocksucker.

Isn't it time for your shit-shoveling shift at the stable?
It's not about thin skin, fucksasock. It's about get some fucking new material...:biggrin: or did you want to hook up with Elbow and be the Lenny and Squiggy of the place?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/lenny-squiggy1.jpg

[ELVIS]

This thread is getting good...


:popcorn:

[gbranton]

You have to attain a certain level of assholiness to join the clique.

Fuck that shit. :D

[jhale667]

Asshole-ish, not assHOLY ... right? :biggrin:

[gbranton]

But not the holiest of the holeys.

[ashstralia]

I want my screen name changed to 'assstralia' :biggrin:

[gbranton]

assHOLY

If so, let me change that to fuck thine shit.

[motherchicken]

[
It's not about thin skin, fucksasock. It's about get some fucking new material...
New material? Like fuckasock? How about varmint of the greasy haired variety?

[jhale667]

Nope, still doing it wrong.


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[motherchicken]

Asshole-ish, not assHOLY ... right? :biggrin:
I bow down to your knowledge (insider knowledge) of assholishness. Only one can attain assholiness at any given time. The king of assholes. That title has already been bestowed on LoungeMachine. Tacohale has acheived an extremely high level of assholishness but not assholiness.
He is truly assholier than most but not assholier than Lounge. He is a mere asshole in comparison. Long live the king.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

this thread hasn't been dumped? the motorcycle thread is gettin' lonely :headlights: