Corporate Medicine Kills Neil Armstrong

[ELVIS]

(CBS News) Neil Armstrong, the Apollo 11 astronaut who became the first human being to set foot on another world, has died. He was 82.

In a statement his family said Armstrong had passed away following complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures.

The family described him as a loving husband, father, grandfather, brother and friend, and also as "a reluctant American hero who always believed he was just doing his job."

That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

[FORD]

Probably had him on Plavix or some shit like that.

[ELVIS]

I'm sure statin drugs, and no eggs...

[Nickdfresh]

I mean he was only 82, definitely a corporate pharma whack job. Never mind that he lived well past the life expectancy of those even a few short decades ago!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I mean he was only 82, definitely a corporate pharma whack job. Never mind that he lived well past the life expectancy of those even a few short decades ago!

he was gonna tell the truth about... the invisible plane that hit the pentagon

[Hardrock69]

Simply because his family even MENTIONED the word "hospital" to him, that made him die. Plain and simple.

Such is the power of healthcare corporations and the insurance industry these days.

Right, E?

[BigBadBrian]

What an idiotic thread title.

[Sensible Shoes]

He was abducted by aliens from Mars.

[BigBadBrian]

Probably had him on Plavix or some shit like that.

FORD, one day you're going to rely on, maybe even to keep you living, the drug(s) from a big Pharmaceutical Company you currently bitch about. No, natural remedies and homeopathic, holistic voodoo spells aren't always the answer.

[gbranton]

What an idiotic thread title.

It should read "Moon landing psy op thread".

[DONNIEP]

Simply because his family even MENTIONED the word "hospital" to him, that made him die. Plain and simple.

Such is the power of healthcare corporations and the insurance industry these days.

Right, E?

I've worked in the health insurance industry for 20 years. It was all my fault. I killed the moon man.

[envy_me]

I've worked in the health insurance industry for 20 years. It was all my fault. I killed the moon man.

You shouldn't have choked him, you should have only slapped him

[ELVIS]

FORD, one day you're going to rely on, maybe even to keep you living, the drug(s) from a big Pharmaceutical Company you currently bitch about. No, natural remedies and homeopathic, holistic voodoo spells aren't always the answer.

Voodoo probably works better than big pharma poison...

[ELVIS]

Simply because his family even MENTIONED the word "hospital" to him, that made him die. Plain and simple.

Such is the power of healthcare corporations and the insurance industry these days.

Right, E?

I don't know the particulars, but clearly he'd be alive today had he not let the doctors fuck with him...

[Nickdfresh]

When are they gonna whack Buzz Aldrin for revealing the UFO secrets?:



And did I just agree with a BBB post? Fuck!