Skydiving Is For Crazy People.....

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21838

    Skydiving Is For Crazy People.....

    One of my very best friends went skydiving today.

    This (to me) was out of the blue. Suddenly her friend is posting on FB about how they are at the airfield.

    Holy crap.

    It is one of these outfits that offers a tandem skydive, and they will videotape you as you are falling out of the sky.

    I admire her bravery.

    But that is the sort of thing that I will never EVER do.

    I will not go skydiving.
    I will not go scuba diving.
    I will not go bungee jumping.
    I will not climb El Capitan without any ropes or mountaineering gear (or with ropes or gear).
    I will not go play with grizzly bears, lions, tigers (oh my!) or any other dangerous carnivorous or poisonous beast with lotsa sharp teeth.

    All you adrenaline-junkies with a death wish can do that shit.
  • vandeleur
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Sep 2009
    • 9865

    #2
    i dont see the point of jumping out of a perfectly good plane , in fact am not even sure i could do it if i wanted to.
    fuck your fucking framing

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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      #3
      Always wanted to do it but just never got around to it. These days I prefer to be on the ground.
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • envy_me
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        • Dec 2010
        • 7180

        #4
        I never wanted to do it. I don't even like roller coasters. I have only been on a roller coaster once, and never again.
        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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        • Angel
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7481

          #5
          I would LOVE to go skydiving, but it's too damned expensive. It's definitely on my bucket list though!
          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6529

            #6
            Shit, in the USMC my unit was always doing crazy shit like this on the weekend. Never did skydiving, but I did try some downhill snowboarding and cliff diving.

            On a side note:

            I'm......a.....SKYSCRAPER!

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            • envy_me
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              • Dec 2010
              • 7180

              #7
              Originally posted by Angel
              I would LOVE to go skydiving, but it's too damned expensive. It's definitely on my bucket list though!
              Maybe they can give you a special price if you skip the parashoot ;-)
              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21838

                #8
                Do what my friend did. Try groupon.com. She is always checking out cool stuff to do just because she got a fantastic coupon from the site.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32797

                  #9
                  I don't enjoy jumping off of tall stuff. It's nothing I will ever do by myself. It's like golf. I never go golfing by myself, only when I'm with people that want to do that. I never jumped off a cliff or a dive platform and ever thought it was very fun. It does nothing for me. I'm just happy I didn't fuck up and hit the water at the wrong angle and feel the stinging pain.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32797

                    #10
                    I enjoy scuba diving but my wife can't do it. She can't equalize her ears. I've always been a very good natural diver. I was in Hawaii for two weeks and by the end of the vacation I got pretty good at free diving. I could go down pretty far.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21838

                      #11
                      I generally enjoy watching underwater stuff on cable. But there are all the usual dangerous creatures lurking around (not just sharks), and basically when you are out in or on the ocean, you are at it's mercy, and I would just prefer NOT to drown or have to deal with the denizens of the deep.

                      So I remain a landlubber.

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                      • envy_me
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                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 7180

                        #12
                        I know too many people who have drowned by diving.
                        The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                        • ashstralia
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6555

                          #13
                          Aahhh Hr, there are not many experiences better than a perfect buffeting by the ocean. The power of those waves also depends on the moon's position.

                          In the ocean is the most connected to the planet I've ever felt. You're immersed in it. Every molecule from primordial onwards is still there.

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21838

                            #14
                            Oh I understand, Ash.... Don't get me wrong. I find the ocean fascinating. And probably due to that antedeluvian instinctual thang.

                            But by staying on land, the chances of me drowning or being attacked or bitten or stung by some marine animal are ZERO.

                            And I aim to keep it that way.

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                            • envy_me
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                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 7180

                              #15
                              I also love ocean. I LOVE it. I love swimming. I used to spend whole summers in Croatia. I love going on boats. It's just diving that scares me.
                              Hardrock, you should swim in Croatia, there are no dangerous or stingy animals in Adriatic sea.
                              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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