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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58786

    Buy Nine Car Washes, Get Free Sex??

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  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373

    #2
    Either Malaysian car washes are really expensive or their hookers are really cheap...
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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    • envy_me
      Swedish Love Pump
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Dec 2010
      • 7180

      #3
      And if a girl does it, are there male prostitutes?
      The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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      • Little Texan
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 4579

        #4
        You might get your car clean after nine car washes, but you might get something that Ajax won't scrub off.

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #5
          Originally posted by Little Texan
          You might get your car clean after nine car washes, but you might get something that Ajax won't scrub off.
          Surely you could just opt for a handie
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            In a world where you get what you pay for I somehow think the free prize will have buck teeth and bush full of crabs.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21888

              #7
              Friend of mine in Wichita owned several strip clubs back in the 90s. He hit on a great idea one day. Built an area behind one of the clubs surrounded by a 10-foot-high wooden fence you could not see through. Then he offered to have his strippers wash people's cars wearing only their bikini bottoms. I think he charged 50 or 60 bucks for one wash. And he charged admission so patrons could watch them washing. It even made the local news. He got some great publicity, and he and the girls made a ton of cash.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                Friend of mine in Wichita owned several strip clubs back in the 90s. He hit on a great idea one day. Built an area behind one of the clubs surrounded by a 10-foot-high wooden fence you could not see through. Then he offered to have his strippers wash people's cars wearing only their bikini bottoms. I think he charged 50 or 60 bucks for one wash. And he charged admission so patrons could watch them washing. It even made the local news. He got some great publicity, and he and the girls made a ton of cash.
                I always laugh when I drive by a car wash with scantily clad high school cheerleaders out washing cars to raise money for the school. It works. I guess the more you take off and the better looking you are the more you make.

                It sounds like easy money but I bet keeping those girls happy and not fighting each other like cats is a big bitch.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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