Zombie Apocalypse Training: HALO Corp. To Train Military, LE On Virus Outbreak

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21888

    Zombie Apocalypse Training: HALO Corp. To Train Military, LE On Virus Outbreak



    The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is ready for a zombie apocalypse. Gun owners got prepared for a zombie apocalypse. Now, the military and law enforcement are getting ready.

    And next month, they'll begin training.

    Security firm HALO Corp. announced yesterday that about 1,000 military personnel, police officials, medical experts and federal workers will learn the ins and outs of a zombie apocalypse, as part of an annual counter-terrorism summit , according to the Military Times.

    Sure, the lesson is tongue-in-cheek -- and only a small part of the summit's more serious course load -- but a zombie-like virus outbreak is a good training scenario. Visitors will learn to deal with a worldwide pandemic, where people become crazy, violent and fearful. Zombies will roam the summit grounds in San Diego, Calif. harassing troops and first-aid teams that will be participating.

    Further details are unclear, but the Military Times made sure to note that zombies are not real.

    The training comes at a time when the term "zombie apocalypse" is so viral that several branches of government have released statements on the matter. Earlier this month, the Department of Homeland Security reported that "the zombies are coming" as part of a hilarious bid to get citizens to prepare for a real disaster.

    The CDC has released similar statements using zombies as a playful guise to get the public prepared for actual disasters. To assure that no one's confused by these announcements, CDC told The Huffington Post that zombies are not real.
    So zombies are not real, eh?

    When we got a naked guy on all fours eating off the face of some other guy in Florida, well....that seems pretty real to me...
  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373

    #2
    Everybody better stock up on ammo! I bought some zombie targets a while back. Got some funny looks at the shooting range but they're way more fun to shoot than your typical target. Can't wait for the new season of Walking Dead to start.
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #3
      That would be class am not a massive fan of guns but I love all things zombie
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • DONNIEP
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Mar 2004
        • 13373

        #4
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        That would be class am not a massive fan of guns but I love all things zombie
        Do you guys get The Walking Dead over there?
        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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        • vandeleur
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Sep 2009
          • 9865

          #5
          Yeah it was really good , my bro has all the graphic novels
          Last edited by vandeleur; 09-18-2012, 09:13 AM.
          fuck your fucking framing

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35192

            #6
            Originally posted by DONNIEP
            Do you guys get The Walking Dead over there?
            We prefer to call them 'Retired People' or 'Pensioners'.

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49205

              #7
              I thought the U.S. military already had experience with virus-zombie outbreaks:

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