The WARF farewell karaoke tour video collection

[WARF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIK_QMRTZ3c&feature=share

Here I am under my karaoke moniker "Jukebox Hero" complete with David Lee Roth kicks singing sledgehammer.... tour was sponsored by LITTLE DEBBIE, but then cancelled by little debbie after i ate zebra cakes off some chicks tits. I lost my voice also because I have been singing karaoke the last 26 days straight. Enjoy.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Uh, thanks?

[WARF]

uh huh uh uhuh hu hh uh

[WARF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUfJlUjxYHs&feature=plcp

Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

[Little Texan]

Don't quit your day job, Warf.

[WARF]

I know you are all jerking off to my vocal prowess!!!! uhu uh uh uh uh uh u huhuh

[TJMKID]

WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?"

Chick in karaoke bar: "Fuck off, asshole"

WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Hey listen, I'm kind of a big deal"

Chick in karaoke bar: "Eat shit"

WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Hey, watch this video of She's the Woman"

[chick watches the video and sees WARF]

Chick in karaoke bar: "Can we go back to your place so I can suck and fuck you all night?"

WARF to girl in karaoke bar: "Of course, me lady --- I told you I was a big deal"


:yo:

[WARF]

I am getting ready to throw on my Peg Bundy edition zebra spandex for tonight's gig..... are you ready to ROTH N' ROLL!?!?!

[sadaist]

uh huh uh uhuh hu hh uh



Well someone is having more fun than me.

[WARF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0YQPCQp8NM&feature=related

gerardo - rico suave

[ELVIS]

Dude, you sound exactly like this...




:biggrin:

[WARF]

Elvis.... WARF is a man of many talents.... giving a fuck is not one of them...

[ELVIS]

Just sayin'


:biggrin:

[WARF]

Jesus Christ.... William Hung is a compliment....

[Angel]

I am getting ready to throw on my Peg Bundy edition zebra spandex for tonight's gig..... are you ready to ROTH N' ROLL!?!?!

Thanks for the frightening mental image!

[sadaist]

Elvis.... WARF is a man of many talents.... giving a fuck is not one of them...


I just don't have that trait where I can go in front of people like that. Maybe if it was a small group of close friends but never in front of tons of strangers and especially not on youtube. You got balls Sir Warf. I salute you. You'd be a blast to hang out with. Thanks for having zero shame & sharing with us.

[ThrillsNSpills]

This is the kind of thing that happens every time the Gong Show gets cancelled.

[SunisinuS]

This is the kind of thing that happens every time the Gong Show gets cancelled.

The Gong show was cancelled? I thought they renamed it is all....

[Sensible Shoes]

Keep the faith Warf, you are actually in tune here and there.

[sadaist]

Keep the faith Warf, you are actually in tune here and there.


Makes one wonder just how long he has been secretly listening & singing along with Rico Suave. We know who to send when Gerardo makes his comeback at Cafe Wha?

[Fairwrning]

My god..somebody please post a pic of WARF at the front door saying do not admit during kareoke night..

[WARF]

More masterpieces to come!!!!!!
Don't touch that dial!!!!!!!

[WARF]

All the haters and jealous because I am Van Halen's fifth member... dooooooooooood!!!!!!

[katina]

I enjoyed your performances while drinking gin tonics, Bravo Warf !!!!

[WARF]

Thanks katina!!!! Give me some booze!!!!