Diane The Quaalude Queen Mocked For Election Coverage

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16338

    Diane The Quaalude Queen Mocked For Election Coverage




    "Diane Sawyer, like most news anchors and reporters, was exhausted last night. But Sawyer, who covered Hurricane Sandy in depth right before election night, may have taken too much onto herself, and it showed in a big way on air last night.



    Sawyer is battling rumors today that she was drunk or high during her coverage of the election after she slurred her words, repeated herself, and mispronounced Obama’s name. Reps for ABC say she was simply extremely tired, which accounted for her propping herself up on her hands against the desk at varying points during the broadcast.



    “Diane’s been up for days and she’s had many sleepless nights. She was covering the hurricane and then preparing for the election broadcast. If you knew Diane you’d realize she’s one of the hardest working people on television. She likes to cram things in, she likes to have every fact at her finger tips…and I think that came at the expense of the broadcast,” a source told the Daily Mail"




    Tired, huh? She looked like she on a Brompton's Cocktail of Quaaludes, Phenobarbital, Anti-Depressives and Red Bull. Now I don't know Diane and so thankful that I'm not but she's terrible all the time. Hey, there was a reason she was canned form Good Morning Vietnam, sorry, America and that her ABC World News anchoring is beyond the pale of unwatchable. Talking about people dying fr the right to vote while smiling and making that come off like it's no big deal was funny in a dark humorous way but Christ, is she unprofessional.



    She wasn't just "slurring" she was like a alien anal probed trauma victim who was just dropped off seconds before air time. Even Stephensnufoloroliepolliofulus was rolling his eyes every time she spoke.



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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #2


    Diane was a few clicks away from full on Anna Nicole Smith territory.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #3
      Originally posted by Kristy
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      Man she was blitzed out of her gourd..........I guess that's why they banned booze durning elections all those years ago!

      Oddly enough, I like her better that way. Hell, I'd tune in nightly to that news program if she was blitzed every night!
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #4
        Originally posted by kwame k
        Man she was blitzed out of her gourd..........I guess that's why they banned booze durning elections all those years ago!

        Oddly enough, I like her better that way. Hell, I'd tune in nightly to that news program if she was blitzed every night!
        It is entertaining.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          She has that obnoxious drunk aunt vibe about her............
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • Satan
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6666

            #6
            I'll bet she learned how to drink when she was working for Nixon in the 70s.
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            Originally posted by Sockfucker
            I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7
              Then she learned from the best......Tricky Dick was a booze hound!
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32555

                #8
                Originally posted by Kristy



                Tired, huh? She looked like she on a Brompton's Cocktail of Quaaludes, Phenobarbital, Anti-Depressives and Red Bull.

                Now I don't know Diane......
                No, but I bet you're on first name terms with her D.O.C.

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #9
                  Good thing nobody was watching...

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                  • Va Beach VH Fan
                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 17913

                    #10
                    I don't know how some of these people did it....

                    Chuck Todd was up all night with the MSNBC coverage, and he was right back for his normal 9am show...
                    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49125

                      #11
                      ABC News took it down with a copyright claim, bastards. Since when do they ever give a shit about their copyrighted videos being watched?

                      Legendary US news anchor Diane Sawyer became a trending topic on Twitter during Tuesday night's election after viewers wondered if she had begun celebrating the end of the campaign a bit early.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12


                        Honestly. More of these people should show up to work drunk. It makes better television.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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