Pat Robertson SHOCKED that women like Porn!

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    Pat Robertson SHOCKED that women like Porn!

    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #2
    Everyone likes sex. We had some girls over to the house we lived in when I was in college. One of the girls found a Penthouse magazine and jokingly called us naughty boys and they proceeded to look at the pictures. I think most of them never really looked at porn. We were expecting them to go,"Oh that's discusting" but they actually were intrigued by it and one of them you could tell it was making her horny. We started looking at more porn together. So yeah, women like porn. At least some of them do.

    For me, I think Bill Cosby nailed porn. Cos said porn is like a menu and why do you want to look at a menu when you are hungry all the time? I would rather have a steak than to look at a picture of one. I'm a hopeless romantic. I actually liked the whole dating process. I know some people don't. But the sex was the cherry on the sundae but not the whole sundae.
    Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-10-2012, 08:46 PM.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49205

      #3
      He should really read Nancy Friday's My Secret Garden. I've never looked through 50 Shades of (message board) Crap. But I'm pretty sure the actual female sexual fantasies in there would make the S&M billionaire and his employee blush. Romance novels are pretty much female porn, so obviously Pat must be the stupidest guy on the planet, except for Rick Santorium and other select members of the Republican establishment...
      Last edited by Nickdfresh; 11-10-2012, 09:24 PM.

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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        #4
        Man, Pat's looking old and creepier than ever..........
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49205

          #5
          Maybe Pat's Cialis kicked in on Chapter 5?

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          • ZahZoo
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Jan 2004
            • 8970

            #6
            Sex is like golf... 80% mental and 20% physical. The frustrations that come with both games are about equal on par... always some challenge with getting it in the hole...
            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16338

              #7
              How is this shocking when women own over 50% of the porn industry?

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              • BigBadBrian
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10625

                #8
                Originally posted by Kristy
                How is this shocking when women own over 50% of the porn industry?
                Alrighty then...post some of your MILF stuff.
                “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16338

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                  Alrighty then...post some of your MILF stuff.
                  Fuck off before I cut your balls off and have you wear them as earrings.

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35192

                    #10
                    From Pat Robertson's own website about his failed presidency attempt in 1988 - the dickheads messiah sized ego and lack of self awareness really shines through in this...



                    Did Jesus Fail?
                    Pat goes on to say that Jesus failed by human standards but was part of God's perfect plan. Was He hurt? Of course he was. Will He be vindicated? Gloriously so.God had a plan for Jesus Christ. You might ask, does God have a plan for you and a plan for me? Absolutely…a plan every bit as perfect in its timing as God's plan was for Jesus Christ. Will God's plan or you and me always bring immediate worldly wealth and success? No, but God's plan will always bring peace and joy and fulfillment. Our duty is to find the perfect plan for our lives and to follow it with the ability He gives us. It's His responsibility to bring about the results.

                    I know that something wonderful happened as a result of my run for the presidency. I know that God not only provided signs and guideposts for the race that were unmistakable. His hand of blessing after my return to CBN has been so strong that it can only be interpreted to say, "Well done, my son. You have been faithful, now receive My blessing."

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6566

                      #11
                      Is it just me, or does Kristy seem really angry these days? :rose:

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35192

                        #12
                        It's undeniable that she can be a tad sassy from time to time.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Fuck off before I cut your balls off and have you wear them as earrings.
                          You're a threat to national security...

                          I hereby order you to the nearest TSA office for full cavity molestation...

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                          • BigBadBrian
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10625

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            .... she can be a tad sassy ...
                            Is that a polite term in Scotland for saying she's a cunt?
                            “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              No, that would be fannybawbag or some bullshit...

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