Fox News Cunt Claims She'd Look Fabulous on $133 Food Stamps

[Kristy]

Un-fucking-believable:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/11/21/foxs-tantaros-treats-food-stamps-as-a-diet-plan/191497

She can cut off her head and lose 10 ugly as fuck pounds right there.

[jhale667]

If Gretchen Carlson cut her head off that'd more more like 15-20 lbs EASY...

[sadaist]

Yes she would lose weight. The problem is when you eat very little and crappy food you look gaunt, pale, drawn, ashen, and just overall have a sickly appearance. Even your hair & nails & teeth suffer from poor nutrition. It ain't just about the scale.



Remember what Mariah Carey said about the starving kids in those Africa commercials?


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. "

[FORD]

Actually if you live on cheap white carbs and chemically saturated processed foods (which would be the cheapest stuff in grocery stores) odds are you won't be skinny at all. Bleached flour and high fructose corn poison are pretty much absorbed right into the bloodstream and deposited in fat cells.

[BigBadBrian]

If Gretchen Carlson cut her head off that'd more more like 15-20 lbs EASY...

If Gretchen Carlson dropped her skirt and flashed you her cooter, your pants would be down around your ankles lickety-split...and I do mean lickety.

[BigBadBrian]

Un-fucking-believable:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/11/21/foxs-tantaros-treats-food-stamps-as-a-diet-plan/191497

She can cut off her head and lose 10 ugly as fuck pounds right there.

You're a mean, venomous person. Why is your life so shitty?

[jhale667]

No, that'd be you, IF you liked girls, but we know you don't.

If Gretchen Carlson dropped her skirt and flashed you her cooter, your pants would be down around your ankles lickety-split...and I do mean lickety.

She'd likely have to lift the GUNT after the skirt dropped before you'd see it, but no.
Speak for yourself. I like girls -not pumpkin-headed aliens.

[Kristy]

You're a mean, venomous person. Why is your life so shitty?

Why that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me.

[sadaist]

Actually if you live on cheap white carbs and chemically saturated processed foods (which would be the cheapest stuff in grocery stores) odds are you won't be skinny at all. Bleached flour and high fructose corn poison are pretty much absorbed right into the bloodstream and deposited in fat cells.

If you ate your 3 meals like that you are right. But typically you are going to have to limit yourself to 1....maybe 2 meals per day.

[Angel]

If you ate your 3 meals like that you are right. But typically you are going to have to limit yourself to 1....maybe 2 meals per day.

Yeah, but then the body goes onto starvation mode and stores everything, and you gain weight.

[ashstralia]

I had a fabulous grain fed local sirloin with fresh garden salad for ten bucks... Oops wrong thread

[Dave's Bitch]

Yeah, but then the body goes onto starvation mode and stores everything, and you gain weight.

An minimum you can just about scrape away with is around 1000 calories a day.Any less and as you say your body goes into starvation mode.With the terrible quality food you would be forced to buy with a food budget of $133 a month Ford is right

[tbone888]

You could easily eat 3 healthy meals per day on 133. The key is un/low processed food and cooking it yourself. Frozen veggies usually go for 1-1.50 a pound. Raw oatmeal is very cheap too. Whole chickens can be bought on sale for less than 10 and could be used to eat meals for close to a week. How do i know this? Ive been there. Just have to learn to budget your money and be smart about what you eat. Carry the good eating habits forward as well....doesnt matter how healthy something claims to be on a box, processed = unhealthy and expensive.

[Dave's Bitch]

You could easily eat 3 healthy meals per day on 133. The key is un/low processed food and cooking it yourself. Frozen veggies usually go for 1-1.50 a pound. Raw oatmeal is very cheap too. Whole chickens can be bought on sale for less than 10 and could be used to eat meals for close to a week. How do i know this? Ive been there. Just have to learn to budget your money and be smart about what you eat. Carry the good eating habits forward as well....doesnt matter how healthy something claims to be on a box, processed = unhealthy and expensive.

When I first lived on my own I had a similar food budget and pretty much lived of pasta.It can be done but it is very boring.I really missed my mamma's cooking

[Angel]

You could easily eat 3 healthy meals per day on 133. The key is un/low processed food and cooking it yourself. Frozen veggies usually go for 1-1.50 a pound. Raw oatmeal is very cheap too. Whole chickens can be bought on sale for less than 10 and could be used to eat meals for close to a week. How do i know this? Ive been there. Just have to learn to budget your money and be smart about what you eat. Carry the good eating habits forward as well....doesnt matter how healthy something claims to be on a box, processed = unhealthy and expensive.

Your food prices are a lot lower than ours. No way could you live on that here.