hitch1969 flashback: Fuck Bloody Thanksgiving in the bloody ass!!!

[WARF]

Happy Thanksgiving!

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/printpage.cgi?forum=3&topic=283

[Little Texan]

Those classic hitchRANTS© are the thing that I miss the most about this place. When that fucker got on a roll he would have you rolling in the floor laughing at some of the shit he came up with.

[WARF]

That dude would take on message boards and nobody could touch him!

[chefcraig]

Sweet Jesus, I am in tears of laughter right now. Fail to click on the link at your own peril, as you'll miss gems like this:

Now listen here, G™
you ain't FUCKED UP, like ME
scrippity scrip, scrippity scrap
I am the frozen dinner that RAPS
Last week I was a turkey on the farm with my family
Now I am Chicken Nuggets® in your fucking freezer
with a lame name brand and a cheap price tag
Stop you bitchin
Mr. douglas hitchens
It could be way fucking worse
least they drive yo ass in the pimp ass hearse
that's death with DIGNITY
that wasn't the death fo' me
shut you mouth middle income white man
least you got turkey and not white trash ham
eat me up motherfucker and be happy
then go make a stinky crappy!!!

And this...

Yeah Thanksgiving is GAY, and FUCK it in the bloody ass.

But I think that GLEN CAMPBELL taught us something here tonight:

When you are 67 years old....

and your "har" is "mussed"

and you been on a "runnin drunk"

after doing all that coke and beating the shit outta some skank named Tanya Tucker in the 1970s...

then you renounce it all and embrace THE LORD™

Pure, puerile, unadulterated comedy genius. My holiday depression has been somewhat relieved a bit after reading this. WARF, if there is a God, let him bless you for allowing me to read this inspired as all hell posting.

[WARF]

I think I will have a hitch flashback thread dedicated to his genius!

[chefcraig]

Amen to that!

[WARF]

Can you close the original two Mr & Mrs. Roth Army threads? Voting has started.

[chefcraig]

Can you close the original two Mr & Mrs. Roth Army threads? Voting has started.

Dude, I am currently so buzzed that looking through my glasses is like staring into an ice cube. I better not try, as I'll more than likely end up erasing the entire site from the internet.

[WARF]

Dude, I am currently so buzzed that looking through my glasses is like staring into an ice cube. I better not try, as I'll more than likely end up erasing the entire site from the internet.

Hello Muff Thread version 3.0

[Sensible Shoes]

Can you close the original two Mr & Mrs. Roth Army threads? Voting has started.

Yeah but I just put my photos up in that thread - WHAAAAAAAH

[sadaist]

Yeah but I just put my photos up in that thread - WHAAAAAAAH

Aww Shoes. If you feel the need to post photos, I'd welcome more of Emily in my pets thread



And yeah, fuck thanksgiving. All I did yesterday was have a 10 piece McNuggets and played World Of Warcraft. Would have rather been at work (I smoke less when at work & therefore save money)