Krusty Loves This Guy

[Hardrock69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg

[Little Texan]

What's with the faggot going up and playing with the dude's junk?

[Nitro Express]

I don't know who's more ghey. The guy singing or the dudes fondling his dick and balls. The biker looking dude thought he was a doctor or something. "Turn your head and cough". I guess he was saving the prostate exam for the next song.

[philouze]

Arthur Brown?
Bobby Liebling?
NO.

This guy ROCKS.

[philouze]

Dude, I LOVE THIS !!! I'm crying with laughter. Thank you.

[Kristy]

You bored today, you fuck-ugly unemployed shit-stirrer?

[philouze]

Still crying..
HR69, you're a Boss..

[DONNIEP]

Ya know, just when you think you've seen everything something like this comes along. That's the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in a long time. And I'm still not even sure what the hell it was :)

[envy_me]

Eeeeh...? Wtf did I just witness? I am speechless. And the audience look like savages.
WHAT???

[DONNIEP]

Eeeeh...? Wtf did I just witness? I am speechless. And the audience look like savages.
WHAT???

Welcome to America :)

[envy_me]

Welcome to America :)

If it's like this everywhere, I'd rather not.

They all look so... dirty.

[DONNIEP]

If it's like this everywhere, I'd rather not.

They all look so... dirty.

Those are rednecks. But not the kind I know. I don't even know what planet Captain Texas there is even from. But you gotta admit the lyrics are hilarious :)

[philouze]

That's what makes it great, Envy.. Useless, absurd, pissin-myself-funny...

[DONNIEP]

I wonder if I could get this guy to play at the office Christmas party?

[philouze]

Get him, Donnie. Film it, make a DVD and I'll buy it. You have my word.

[envy_me]

That's what makes it great, Envy.. Useless, absurd, pissin-myself-funny...

It's the whole atmosphere. Look at those people. Honest to god, if i'd find myself there, I'd start crying.

[Coyote]

Punk's not dead! :biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

The thing is - it's just so fucking absurd that it works. I wanna see this guy performing in Times Square on New Year's Eve. Nobody's miss Dick Clark :biggrin:

[VAiN]

That....... was awesome!!

[envy_me]

The thing is - it's just so fucking absurd that it works. I wanna see this guy performing in Times Square on New Year's Eve. Nobody's miss Dick Clark :biggrin:

The guy himself is not a problem (the whole problem, that is). It's everything else. Look at that back yard, with all the dirt and crap on the ground and those savages. OMG!!!

[philouze]

Who gives a shit, love?
It's funny, that's all you have to remember. I didn't pay attention to the Envy-ronment, the guys around, the dirt and all... The guy on stage is a badass motherfucker. And funny at that. I take it AS IS.
;)

[DONNIEP]

It's perfect!! "Will you fart on my balls when we fuck?" Now those are lyrics!!

[DONNIEP]

This dude should be on American Idol :)

[vandeleur]

Eh ?....

[philouze]

In the jury, mind you...
Not as a contestant.
That guy's a genius.

[envy_me]

Wasn't he? They just called him Paula Abdul.

[vandeleur]

Dup...

[DONNIEP]

And their follow up hit


http://youtu.be/lzVGc75f3Qk

[Little Texan]

Is that Rob Zombie's white trash redneck cousin?

[DONNIEP]

Is that Rob Zombie's white trash redneck cousin?

Nope - that is the God Of All Texas. Seriously, that's what the G.O.A.T. stands for :)

[ELVIS]

That second song is funny as shit...:biggrin:

[ELVIS]

Hahaha...:biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Eeeeh...? Wtf did I just witness? I am speechless. And the audience look like savages.
WHAT???
That's a redneck Tex-Mex audience. I wonder if South Texas Rocker was there. What ever happened to that guy? He turned me onto the Los Lonely Boys.

[DONNIEP]

I'm surprised that they didn't kill the guy when he started bouncing his ding-dong :biggrin:

What the hell kind of party is it? A biker rally? I thought it might be skinhead/nazi types at first but there's a black dude hangin' out!

[fraroc]

That drum "set" looks so tiny! If it was painted in bright colors it would be "My First Drum Kit! by Playskool or VTech.

Anyways I am surprised with all of the racist and homophobic people in Texas, they didnt burn him at the stake for wearing that XD

[fraroc]

It's perfect!! "Will you fart on my balls when we fuck?" Now those are lyrics!!

Much more romantic than "some kind of alien waits for the opening and simply pulls a string, love comes walkin' in."

[DONNIEP]

Quack Like A Duck should be a ringtone :)

[Nitro Express]

I'm surprised that they didn't kill the guy when he started bouncing his ding-dong :biggrin:

What the hell kind of party is it? A biker rally? I thought it might be skinhead/nazi types at first but there's a black dude hangin' out!

There were some hispanics too. They just need some asians to round the party out. LOL! Everyone is coming together!

[Sensible Shoes]

It's a first - Kristy is speechless!!!!! (ok she posted ONCE)

[Nitro Express]

That drum "set" looks so tiny! If it was painted in bright colors it would be "My First Drum Kit! by Playskool or VTech.

Anyways I am surprised with all of the racist and homophobic people in Texas, they didnt burn him at the stake for wearing that XD

Actually it doesn't sound half bad. Who needs a guitar player. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

It's the whole atmosphere. Look at those people. Honest to god, if i'd find myself there, I'd start crying.

What? You wouldn't enjoy the freak show?

[Little Texan]

Actually it doesn't sound half bad. Who needs a guitar player. LOL!

There's you a gig, jhale! :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

Hey he's got a club gig this time and he's got a guitar player. They didn't cancel the party gig just because the guitar player was hung over.

[DONNIEP]

This guy needs a manager. I'd set up a web show and put Quack Like A Duck on iTunes so fast he'd bust his bikini bottoms!! :)

[Nitro Express]

Playing for dollars on the street. He put some pants on for this one.

[Little Texan]

"Fuck her in the ass like a rabbit on speed" :lmao:

[DONNIEP]

Brilliant!! :)

[Little Texan]

Sammy Hagar could only dream of coming up with lyrics as good as this guy's.

[envy_me]

What? You wouldn't enjoy the freak show?

I don't know... No. I like to hang out with feminists and vegetarians. But on the other hand, who says those guys aren't. I shouldn't prejudge them :-)

[DONNIEP]

I don't know... No. I like to hang out with feminists and vegetarians. But on the other hand, who says those guys aren't. I shouldn't prejudge them :-)

Bullshit!! :biggrin:

[envy_me]

And the worst part is: I can't get that song out of my head...

[DONNIEP]

And the worst part is: I can't get that song out of my head...

With the proper production it could be the next Big Bottom! :)

[envy_me]

With the proper production it could be the next Big Bottom! :)

It's quiet catchy.

[LoungeMachine]

What? You wouldn't enjoy the freak show?

Krusty?

I enjoy her freak show.

:gulp:

Funniest thing since Katydid

[lesfunk]

Binnie has the biggest crush on her. He's always defending her vigorously, even when she is in complete, frantic Troll mode.
It's actually quite romantic.
:daisy:

[jhale667]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/tumblr_m4ll4ysTCX1rwbkmho1_500.gif

:hee:

[Nitro Express]

I don't know... No. I like to hang out with feminists and vegetarians. But on the other hand, who says those guys aren't. I shouldn't prejudge them :-)

You probably were at that party. You probably sent that biker dude up there to see if GOAT had a circumcised dick or not.

[Hardrock69]

Well, at least Katydid was calm about her insanity much of the time.

She wasn't simply a hateful, vindictive kunt like Krusty.

[Nitro Express]

Krusty?

I enjoy her freak show.

:gulp:

Funniest thing since Katydid

No shortage of freak shows. I can do without the violent ones though. That shit is getting old.

[LoungeMachine]

Binnie has the biggest crush on her. He's always defending her vigorously, even when she is in complete, frantic Troll mode.
It's actually quite romantic.
:daisy:



Binnie would hit it....

:gulp:


But it would cost him $50 first......

[LoungeMachine]

No shortage of freak shows. I can do without the violent ones though. That shit is getting old.

I think her only violence is against herself....

She hits me as a cutter.

No one hates as much as that bitch without hating herself first and foremost.

Add to that the fact she's a fucking hooker, and all bets are off.....

[envy_me]

You probably were at that party. You probably sent that biker dude up there to see if GOAT had a circumcised dick or not.

Damn, I'm busted... Not only was I there, I threw that party :D

[Little Texan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg

I think that was thome that was playing with the GOAT's cock and balls.

[fraroc]

I love how GOAT dosen't even give a shit when the guy is fondling his bulge.

[DONNIEP]

I love how GOAT dosen't even give a shit when the guy is fondling his bulge.

That's because he's a pro!! Or high as hell. :)

[VAiN]

I haven't a song I don't like from these guys yet... the hits just keep on comin!

[ashstralia]

who said better lyrics than the other singers in the guitar player's band???

i agree... :biggrin:

hehehehe........

[Nitro Express]

Damn, I'm busted... Not only was I there, I threw that party :D

I knew it. You were scouting out the Austin, Texas music scene looking for naive bands desperate for a record deal and GOAT was fresh meat to exploit for some quick cash money before his drug habit finally destroys him.

[Nitro Express]

That's because he's a pro!! Or high as hell. :)

GOAT is a pro. He was nailing the lyrics and the band was tight. You can fondle his balls or light off a string of firecrackers by him and he's just going to deliver the goods. You could hit GOAT with a bag of flaming shit and he wouldn't miss a beat and would keep going.

[Hardrock69]

GOAT probably did not like that biker fondling his shit, but figured if he hit the dude, he would probably get his ass kicked. :hee:

[Nitro Express]

GOAT probably did not like that biker fondling his shit, but figured if he hit the dude, he would probably get his ass kicked. :hee:

I figured it out. The biker dude was Steve and after the gig Steve and GOAT were going to snag a biker bitch and get down with the DP! They probably already slapped nuts together.