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Va Beach VH Fan
12-17-2012, 05:28 PM
You don't see this every day, that's for sure...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultimate-fighter-ray-elbe-broken-penis-fractured-ultimate-fighter-malaysia/

MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

jhale667
12-17-2012, 05:39 PM
I've heard of this happening before...sounds pretty damn agonizing.

Coyote
12-17-2012, 06:07 PM
Fuckin' ow... Last time I've heard of something like this, a guitarist friend of mine had severly torn his frenulum...

ThrillsNSpills
12-17-2012, 07:06 PM
http://youtu.be/el2vd_GU4fE?t=35s


here's video of him after getting home from the hospital.

Nitro Express
12-17-2012, 07:08 PM
She went too crazy on him.

Nitro Express
12-17-2012, 07:13 PM
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

He could save money on the pills by just listening to some Sammy Hagar music.

Nickdfresh
12-17-2012, 07:13 PM
She went too crazy on him.


It's one of the more common ways to get your cock injured is letting her be on top...

Nitro Express
12-17-2012, 07:16 PM
It's one of the more common ways to get your cock injured is letting her be on top...

She busted his balls and it wasn't making him work remodeling the house. She really busted his balls.

ThrillsNSpills
12-17-2012, 07:27 PM
Same thing happened to Chuck Negron from 3 Dog Night.

Little Texan
12-17-2012, 09:35 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "broke dick".

ELVIS
12-17-2012, 09:51 PM
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.



One CiKrusty™ tablet keeps erections away for four weeks or more...


:elvis:

Nickdfresh
12-18-2012, 01:46 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "broke dick".

I believe this is where the term comes from actually...

jhale667
12-18-2012, 01:59 PM
It's one of the more common ways to get your cock injured is letting her be on top...

He probably shouldn't have told her "Here, jump up and down on this for a few..."

Nickdfresh
12-18-2012, 07:19 PM
Or tell her to go easy on the reverse cowgirl, and tell her she's not getting away from anyone...

envy_me
12-19-2012, 12:44 AM
That's what you get when you put a woman in charge... :D

Nitro Express
12-19-2012, 12:55 AM
it's supposed to be motion on the ocean not crush the banana. She thought she was at Baskin and Robbins and made a banana split.

ashstralia
12-19-2012, 05:32 AM
i have experienced physiopneumatic pressure due to enthusiastic bouncy bouncy. then it's time to go egyptian style, or a gentle front for a while. until that bad boy makes her quack like a duck. :)

philouze
12-19-2012, 06:14 AM
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck?

GOAT is so ahead of his time.