2012 Roth Army Awards

[TJMKID]

Well, it's the end of the year and time to hand out the 2012 RA Awards to deserving members:


"Rookie of the Year" --- Momshell wins hands down. Her dedication to updating Tweets and field reports from many live shows was incredible! She makes me proud to call myself a fellow CVH fan.


"Concert Fan of the Year" --- I was thinking Carmine should win for his long solo trek from upstate NY to the Greensboro show, but I remember VAiN driving to see every single show in Florida, so maybe he should win it?


"Lifetime Achievement Award" --- WARF, hands down. Dude got his face immortalized in an official VH video. Hard to top that.


"Insider Award" --- VA Beach Fan. He kept good relations with the DDE rep and scored WARF tickets to the exclusive Cafe Wha? gig. Kudos to him!


"Douchebag of the Year" --- ClaratheCarrot. Wow, this ass clown defends that annoying draft-dodging, pedophile gun freak Ted Nugent like he doesn't have a shred of dignity in his entire body. Nuge promised us he'd either be dead or in prison if Obama got re-elected, so let's hope either option happens really soon! Clara can join him in his endeavors!


:cheer:

[vandeleur]

All good dude I echo what your saying . Tho douche there may be a bit of competion.

Not sure if this is appropriate
Can we have a :
"Bootlegger / roth army dealer " of the year award .... Donniep has hooked up half the army with vh concert discs .

:gulp:

[envy_me]

The most generous and giving must be Katina. Just look at the pet thread.

[sadaist]

Well, it's the end of the year and time to hand out the 2012 RA Awards to deserving members:


"Rookie of the Year" --- Momshell wins hands down. Her dedication to updating Tweets and field reports from many live shows was incredible! She makes me proud to call myself a fellow CVH fan.


"Concert Fan of the Year" --- I was thinking Carmine should win for his long solo trek from upstate NY to the Greensboro show, but I remember VAiN driving to see every single show in Florida, so maybe he should win it?


"Lifetime Achievement Award" --- WARF, hands down. Dude got his face immortalized in an official VH video. Hard to top that.


"Insider Award" --- VA Beach Fan. He kept good relations with the DDE rep and scored WARF tickets to the exclusive Cafe Wha? gig. Kudos to him!


"Douchebag of the Year" --- ClaratheCarrot. Wow, this ass clown defends that annoying draft-dodging, pedophile gun freak Ted Nugent like he doesn't have a shred of dignity in his entire body. Nuge promised us he'd either be dead or in prison if Obama got re-elected, so let's hope either option happens really soon! Clara can join him in his endeavors!


:cheer:


I agree with all of your list except for Clara. I kinda like Clara. My lifetime goal is to be Claras very first thanks given out. Could this be the post? Nah. But I'll get that carrot to crack one of these days.


And my hats off to Momshell, Carmine, Warf, VA. They make the Roth Army a better place.

[sadaist]

The most generous and giving must be Katina. Just look at the pet thread.


Second.

[sadaist]

I nominate Kristy for biggest Jimmy Page fan.

[envy_me]

I also like Clara.

[vandeleur]

Thinking back on the year it's tough to top warf at the cafe wha gig .

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Thinking back on the year it's tough to top warf at the cafe wha gig .

I'll have much more tomorrow, it's a special day here....

[envy_me]

I'll have much more tomorrow, it's a special day here....

It's tomorrow in an hour here, so.. :-)

[DONNIEP]

Best Gig Night Of The Year - The Cafe Wha? show. What a great freakin night that was! :beers8:

[Zing!]

Not sure if this is appropriate
Can we have a :
"Bootlegger / roth army dealer " of the year award .... Donniep has hooked up half the army with vh concert discs .

:gulp:

Yep - DonnieP gets my vote for best bootlegger!

[sadaist]

Best Gig Night Of The Year - The Cafe Wha? show. What a great freakin night that was! :beers8:


Inches from Eddie Van Halens face, all Warf could get out of his mouth was...


"THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!"


Yes, yes it was.

[TJMKID]

I agree with all of your list except for Clara. I kinda like Clara. My lifetime goal is to be Claras very first thanks given out. Could this be the post? Nah. But I'll get that carrot to crack one of these days.


I normally like people who rabidly defend their heroes and what they stand for --- but Nugent is such a vile excuse for a human being that it's deplorable to support Clara's blind devotion to him!

Even after the horrific Newtown Tragedy --- all Nuge can say is "Suck on my machine gun, you filthy libs!" Clara and Uncle Ted can hop on the first boat to Syria where they can mingle with their ilk.

[VAiN]

"Concert Fan of the Year" --- I was thinking Carmine should win for his long solo trek from upstate NY to the Greensboro show, but I remember VAiN driving to see every single show in Florida, so maybe he should win it?

:cheer:

Any of us who came out to the shows this year are the real winners, IMO..
I regret not being able to catch up for Greensboro part 2, I know that was a good time! My personal 2012 concert highlight was being at show #1 in Louisville.. I know a few of us represented there as well!

[TJMKID]

Any of us who came out to the shows this year are the real winners, IMO..
I regret not being able to catch up for Greensboro part 2, I know that was a good time! My personal 2012 concert highlight was being at show #1 in Louisville.. I know a few of us represented there as well!


I made it to the Louisville opening night as well --- kinda sucked seeing Dave prance around with the headset --- but nice MILF parade before showtime!


:flame:

[WARF]

I dedicate my award to Va and the Roth Army staff! :)

[Hardrock69]

Right on. I agree with all of the above.

Glad I got to see a show. If they had not come to Gnashville, I am not sure I could have seen them.

What a great year.

And VA Beach, if there is more to come, by all means, lay it on us.


And if you can, pass along to Dave and/or Ed (or Al or Wolfy) that we at Roth Army love them, and hope they have a 2013 that will top 2012! :yo:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

And VA Beach, if there is more to come, by all means, lay it on us.

Nothing new, just a trip down memory lane....

[WARF]

I think you really gotta put Greeneyedmurder on the list too. Everyone seems to forget she was at the show reppin' the Roth Army just as much as myself. I just happened to be a little taller and closer to the stage. She was actually holding hands with Dave for a brief part of the show. It's too bad that part was not on Camera. I really tried to film it, but I didn't get it in time.

[TJMKID]

I think you really gotta put Greeneyedmurder on the list too. Everyone seems to forget she was at the show reppin' the Roth Army just as much as myself. I just happened to be a little taller and closer to the stage. She was actually holding hands with Dave for a brief part of the show. It's too bad that part was not on Camera. I really tried to film it, but I didn't get it in time.


Who was at the Henson gig representing the Army? They should have some kind of honorable mention.

[DONNIEP]

This past year was so cool. I made some really good friends here and it's just been a hell of a ride. I can't wait for VA's post tomorrow.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Who was at the Henson gig representing the Army? They should have some kind of honorable mention.

Patience, grasshopper.....

[vandeleur]

Who was at the Henson gig representing the Army? They should have some kind of honorable mention.


Good question ... Jhale ? And mmmm good question

[Zing!]

How about best =VH= tat? Who got one in 2012?

Ringed Haggar tats need not apply.

[DONNIEP]

How about best =VH= tat? Who got one in 2012?

Ringed Haggar tats need not apply.

Did Momshell get hers this year? Regardless, she should win.

[Zing!]

Yeah that beauty is the default winner until someone says different...

[vandeleur]

Yip momshells tat is pretty cool

[Kristy]

Roth Army Award for 'Looking Like A Train Wreck' - envy_me

[DONNIEP]

Yip momshells tat is pretty cool

And it's in the right spot :) :beers8:

[Zing!]

Are there Troll awards?

[DONNIEP]

Are there Troll awards?

There should be. Heater would have won last year, hands down. Come to think of it, we haven't had any sacrificial sheep showing up in a while.

[vandeleur]

Roth Army Award for 'Looking Like A Train Wreck' - envy_me

Come on Dave gimme a break ....

[Hardrock69]

Our current troll should not be nominated for Troll Of The Year, as it is too lame to really be considered an actual "troll", though it tries to use standard troll methodology in it's posting routine.

[envy_me]

Roth Army Award for 'Looking Like A Train Wreck' - envy_me

Wtf is wrong with you, you psycho???

[So this is love]

Let me get this straight:

Attention seeker of the Year: Envy_me

Psycho/Ho of the Year: Kristy

Wow the Christmas spirit runs high lol

[envy_me]

I don't seek attention, I just get it... Like in this thread, right now. Stop talking about me and talk about something else.

[So this is love]

I don't seek attention, I just get it... Like in this thread, right now. Stop talking about me and talk about something else.

I'm certainly not talking about you hon just a random comment.....good luck!

[envy_me]

I'm certainly not talking about you hon just a random comment.....good luck!

Okey, thanks.

[So this is love]

I will root for all my friends nominated and I will vote as often as I can;)

[Hardrock69]

Hey Envy, can I talk about you?

Never mind I will talk about you anyway. You don't like it? Touch shit. :hee:

That Envy_me...she is so fucking cool.....intelligent, lovely, talks smack to people....perfect for the Roth Army.


There....I talked about you.

What you gonna do about it now?

Huh?


Will you spank me? Like....with a whip 'n' stuff?

And make me beg for mercy and all this other crap?

No, don't make me lick your boots....

:lmao:

[sadaist]

I have another nomination.

Best artist - JJtheVagPounder



http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/075/a/1/david_lee_christ_by_thesolidone33-d3bsbfz.jpg


Give the man some thanks if you haven't already.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?61908-Gaze-unto-Me-and-be-awesome&highlight=gaze+be+awesome

[envy_me]

Hey Envy, can I talk about you?

Never mind I will talk about you anyway. You don't like it? Touch shit. :hee:

That Envy_me...she is so fucking cool.....intelligent, lovely, talks smack to people....perfect for the Roth Army.


There....I talked about you.

What you gonna do about it now?

Huh?


Will you spank me? Like....with a whip 'n' stuff?

And make me beg for mercy and all this other crap?

No, don't make me lick your boots....

:lmao:


Hahaha, wow :D thanks... I think :-) of course YOU can talk about me. Just don't accuse me of seeking attention later :-)

[envy_me]

I have another nomination.

Best artist - JJtheVagPounder



http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/075/a/1/david_lee_christ_by_thesolidone33-d3bsbfz.jpg


Give the man some thanks if you haven't already.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?61908-Gaze-unto-Me-and-be-awesome&highlight=gaze+be+awesome

That's SO good! Would make a great tattoo.

[sadaist]

Most life stories - Nitro

[Dave's Bitch]

Album Reviewer of the year - Binnie

[envy_me]

The rebell - Elvis

[Hardrock69]

I won't accuse you of seeking attention.

I will give you attention. Just the right amount, lol.

[envy_me]

I won't accuse you of seeking attention.

I will give you attention. Just the right amount, lol.

Sounds fair :lmao:

[vandeleur]

Album Reviewer of the year - Binnie

Yeah I enjoy binnie's reviews

[VAiN]

Yeah I enjoy binnie's reviews

Same here, he does excellent work.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

The post is done and the thread is bumped...

Enjoy....

[philouze]

Post of the year:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?67142-Krusty-Loves-This-Guy

[sadaist]

The rebell - Elvis


Hmmm...I might go with Comeback Of The Year for Elvis.

[philouze]

IMHO, Comeback of the year is me. Not very humble, I know but...

[sonrisa salvaje]

Hmmm...I might go with Comeback Of The Year for Elvis.

I'll second that.

[VAiN]

I have another nomination.

Best artist - JJtheVagPounder



http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2011/075/a/1/david_lee_christ_by_thesolidone33-d3bsbfz.jpg


Give the man some thanks if you haven't already.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?61908-Gaze-unto-Me-and-be-awesome&highlight=gaze+be+awesome

+1 on this one.. JJ has mad skills and loves the Van Halen.

[JJtheVagPounder]

+1 on this one.. JJ has mad skills and loves the Van Halen.

Hey, I drew that! I prefer the other one. I don't have it so here's a link:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?66414-Classic-Van-Halen-The-Return-of-JJ

Yeah, that's a goodun.

[philouze]

FUCK ME
You're a god, man...

I've changed my mind
Post of the year (second one is HR69's) is JJ's drawing.

[envy_me]

Hey, I drew that! I prefer the other one. I don't have it so here's a link:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?66414-Classic-Van-Halen-The-Return-of-JJ

Yeah, that's a goodun.

I don't even know what to say. Whatever I say won't do it justice. It looks like a photography, so realistic. And you got all the faces perfect. Sometimes even when you draw a face perfectly it's hard to see who it is, but you really captured all of them exceptionally. WOW!!!

[JJtheVagPounder]

FUCK ME
You're a god, man...

I've changed my mind
Post of the year (second one is HR69's) is JJ's drawing.

Ha! Thanks.

[philouze]

Nah, man.. Thank YOU..

[JJtheVagPounder]

Wow. You guys are really good for my self esteem.

[philouze]

You are good for our DLR esteem too, man... If I could I'd make a T-shirt out of your David Lee Christ drawing. This is just a Masterpiece. The other one kicks fuckin ass too, don't get me wrong. You just RULE.

[sadaist]

Wow. You guys are really good for my self esteem.



:lmao:


Just copy our posts as your resume references.

[Never was]

Love the Messiah Dave.


I was at the Henson gig but not as an Army rep, think I joined after. Was a fun year.

Love the brutal honesty and assorted nuts around here (I mean that in the nicest way)

cheers all

[katina]

Best Artist : JJtheVagPounder

[katina]

Best Album Reviewer : Binnie

[Momshell]

Yep - DonnieP gets my vote for best bootlegger!

Agreed! :)

[DONNIEP]

Agreed! :)

I owe it all to you!! :)

[Momshell]

Did Momshell get hers this year? Regardless, she should win.

Thanks!
Actually got it in 2009, but 2012 was the first I posted it online. :)

[DONNIEP]

Well then I say it should be considered in the running. It's been one hell of a year!!

[Hardrock69]

Yeah, JJ is the man when it comes to artistic ability.

[Dan]

The Get A Big Hairy Dog Up You Award Goes To.............................................Tak e A Guess.:D

[Little Texan]

The Get A Big Hairy Dog Up You Award Goes To.............................................Tak e A Guess.:D

Krusty?

[Dan]

No.:D

[DONNIEP]

Holy Shit - it's Dan!! :)

[LoungeMachine]

Holy Shit - it's Dan!! :)

He didn't say Dingo

:gulp:

[ashstralia]

well, it's beer o'clock. expect funny ash posts in 3 hours or so... :biggrin: :gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

well, it's beer o'clock. expect funny ash posts in 3 hours or so... :biggrin: :gulp:

3 hours?

Sheeesh.....

:gulp:

Drink faster.

[Guitar Shark]

Yeah, JJ is the man when it comes to artistic ability.

And usernames!!

JJtheVagPounder... cracks me up every time.

[ashstralia]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaaack!

feeling a bit WARFish. :)

[Kristy]

KRISTY'S 50 SHADES OF GHEY AWARDS

Yes my awards where what's ghey and what's gay

1. Matt White - deffo gay

2. Lounge Machine - not gay or even ghey for he's too fat to be both, just an asshole

3. NickdDouchebag - not gay but would be more interesting of a person if he was gay; doesn't know what ghey is but will Wiki it for you at no cost

4. Diamondjimi - gay

5. Ashstralia - ghey, big time ghey

6. Elvis - closet gay

7. Chefcraig - not gay but 40% ghey (under 2012 ghey standards) and 60% old

8. Thrills&Spills - was at one time gay now he's just ghey

9. BrainDead Brian - big time gay but hides it well or believes that is what he is doing

10. Tardrock69 - openly gay (which is cool) to everyone but himself

11. jhale667 - would like to be gay but knows he would have his ass kicked if that were to happen

12. Pete's Brother - not gay but can be ghey at times

13. Blaze - unknown

14. Philouze - claims to be gay but is not gay at all which makes him totally fucking ghey

15. DonnieP - who?

16. DLR Bridge - neither gay or ghey

17. Seshmeister - big time gay with gheyer tendencies probably the biggest ghey/gay twerp here

18. envy_me - not worth any mention

19. WARF - too clever to be ghey

20. Kissfan1976 - likable which means what, exactly?

21. TFM_Dale - can be ghey at times

22. ZahZoo - Wal-Mart ghey

23. jacksmar - gay

24. Zing! - again, who?

25. Fraroc - most likely gay and definitely ghey (i.e., Styx)

26. VAiN- middle aged crisis ghey and would be better off being gay

27. GuitarShark - ghey

28. FORD - jury is still out on this one - I mean, those post with his man crush with college professor guy...:umm:

29. LittleTexan - gay

30. twonabomber - not enough data to detrimine

[Dave's Bitch]

That was only 30 ;)

[Kristy]

Give it time.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

cracked the top 12? thanks :baaa:

[DONNIEP]

What the hell? I better be gay by this time next year!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

or at least ghey

[cadaverdog]

I passed up the chance at a really good burn on Kristy earlier today. Now I find out I didn't even rank in her list of who is or isn't gay. Next time I pull the trigger when I got her lined up for a good shot.
Good burn on Taco Hale. I've always figured him for a sissy boy too.

[Kristy]

Hale is Nickd Wiki plagiarized definition of gay.

[WARF]

It's Christmas time again at the Cadaverdog compound....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vmvzFcYc1rpznk2o1_1280.jpg

[cadaverdog]

It's Christmas time again at the Cadaverdog compound....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vmvzFcYc1rpznk2o1_1280.jpg
That is obviously not me. That man is practically touching his own penis with his bare hand. He is gay. I'm not. I don't touch peni. Even my own. I wear latex gloves when I urinate, wash or another other time I go anywhere near my genetalia. I don't even touch it through my pants without something on my hand.

[Nickdfresh]

That is obviously not me. That man is practically touching his own penis with his bare hand. He is gay. I'm not. I don't touch peni. Even my own. I wear latex gloves when I urinate, wash or another other time I go anywhere near my genetalia. I don't even touch it through my pants without something on my hand.

And you'll only put your mouth on other guys penises if they pay you! Those homos!...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Can we get somebody to spray some Lysol in this thread?

[cadaverdog]

And you'll only put your mouth on other guys penises if they pay you! Those homos!...
You need to seek professional help with that cock sucking fixation you have. I'll bet you've made almost as many posts talking about sucking dick as you have told bold faced lies in. And that's a lot of posts.

[Blaze]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VKnlNvwbGMM/S-_A684Yn8I/AAAAAAAABVU/0iZt0wYjFnQ/s1600/Lysol.jpg

[Blaze]

Here ya go cadaverdog.... use Lysol on your footsies.

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2008/09/body-history-lysol-douche.jpg
:yo:






:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

That is obviously not me. That man is practically touching his own penis with his bare hand. He is gay. I'm not. I don't touch peni. Even my own. I wear latex gloves when I urinate, wash or another other time I go anywhere near my genetalia. I don't even touch it through my pants without something on my hand.

You are a fucking weirdo. :lmao:

[Hardrock69]

Gee. I made Krusty's list.

I am soooo thrilled.

Not.

I guess it means I am doing something right.

[envy_me]

Gee. I made Krusty's list.

I am soooo thrilled.

Not.

I guess it means I am doing something right.

I just wish her list was funny... It's not.

Let WARF make a list, he has a sense of humor.

[Dave's Bitch]

So where are the other 20?

[envy_me]

WARF, make a list, so we can laugh :D Just trash everybody :D

[Sensible Shoes]

I say, this is just like little league baseball - EVERYBODY gets an award so nobody feels inferior and has their self esteem damaged.

[Diamondjimi]

Roth Army Douchebag of the Decade : ELVIS

[WARF]

WARF, make a list, so we can laugh :D Just trash everybody :D

I did a list of the top 200 most influential posters... about 6 years ago!

[Sensible Shoes]

Repost it Warf. You had to cut it into 4 segments as I recall. Lots of those people are long gone. :(

[envy_me]

I did a list of the top 200 most influential posters... about 6 years ago!

6 years is a long time...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I did a list of the top 200 most influential posters... about 6 years ago!

Here ya go WARFy, I know that search button can be a bitch in your condition....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?35389-The-Top-100-most-influental-people-in-VH-message-board-history&highlight=influential

[envy_me]

Here ya go WARFy, I know that search button can be a bitch in your condition....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?35389-The-Top-100-most-influental-people-in-VH-message-board-history&highlight=influential


DAMN WARF!!!! That took dedication!!!! Wow, I am impressed!!!

[Little Texan]

Gee. I made Krusty's list.

I am soooo thrilled.

Not.

I guess it means I am doing something right.

Yep, it means you're getting under it's skin if you're significant enough to mention in it's little gay list.

[jhale667]

Yep, it means you're getting under it's skin if you're significant enough to mention in it's little gay list.

I'm finding it a little amusing that both Krust and Sockfucker have gay fantasies about me... I mean, we all knew fucksasock was a little bitch :turninggay:, but this combined with the recent blumpkin reference ... it's sounding more and more like Krust is a failed MALE prostitue... :lol:

[Kristy]

I just wish her list was funny... It's not.

Let WARF make a list, he has a sense of humor.

Poor attention-seeker received no attention? :tool:

[envy_me]

Poor attention-seeker received no attention? :tool:

You mean when you mentioned me by saying that i'm not worth mentioning. Shut up Kristy! You are lame.

[Kristy]

You mean when you mentioned me by saying that i'm not worth mentioning. Shut up Kristy! You are lame.

Oooooh, I'm "lame" :fufu:

[jhale667]

You mean when you mentioned me by saying that i'm not worth mentioning. Shut up Kristy! You are lame.

The combination pill/box wine haze make it difficult for "her" to realize "she's" contradicting "her"self.... :biggrin:

[envy_me]

The combination pill/box wine haze make it difficult for "her" to realize "she's" contradicting "her"self.... :biggrin:

I don't mind nonsense as long as it's funny and I can get a laugh out of it. She is just tiresome...

[lesfunk]

Oooooh, I'm "lame" :fufu:

Actually it's "lheme"....

[Kristy]

I don't mind nonsense as long as it's funny and I can get a laugh out of it. She is just tiresome...

Are you trying to hump your father's thigh in that photo?

[VAiN]

Looking through WARF's 100 list made me wonder about Imapus Sylicker - anyone ever hear from him? I recall he got that Fleshlight and that was about the end of it...

[cadaverdog]

I'm finding it a little amusing that both Krust and Sockfucker have gay fantasies about me... I mean, we all knew fucksasock was a little bitch , but this combined with the recent blumpkin reference ... it's sounding more and more like Krust is a failed MALE prostitue...
The only one having gay fantasies is you, Taco. Thinking anyone gay or straight would want your worn out bunghole is pure fantasy.
What's a prostitue?

[envy_me]

Are you trying to hump your father's thigh in that photo?

I am not attention seeker, you are attention giver. You're all over me.

[jhale667]

I think there's a potential love connection with Cadaversock, though... it's perfect: Krust is bitter, hateful, and mentally impaired, and Fucksasock DOESN'T LIKE GIRLS.... :lmao:

[LoungeMachine]

Poor attention-seeker received no attention? :tool:

Said the attention-seeking GUNT just like in HER attention-seeking thread.

Just how old are you?

This can't all be just the wine and pills talking. Still in pain over your sister?

Understood, but isn't there better uses of your time, and more constructive ways to get the attention and help you need?

:gulp:

By the way, if anyone else had started this ghey thread you would've been the first one in it calling them a trailer park loser.

Your constant projection and school yard taunts are old, and I predict YOUR thread will be dumped, just like you after a failed Craigslist Hookup.

[Kristy]

I am not attention seeker, you are attention giver. You're all over me.

So this is the dialogue you have with your father?

[Kristy]

Said the attention-seeking GUNT in her attention-seeking thread.

Just how old are you?

This can't all be just the wine and pills talking. Still in pain over your sister?

Understood, but isn't there better uses of your time, and more constructive ways to get the attention and help you need?

:gulp:

By the way, if anyone else had started this ghey thread you would've been the first one in it calling them a trailer park loser.

Your constant projection and school yard taunts are old, and I predict this thread will be dumped, just like you after a failed Craigslist Hookup.

Oh hey, F A T boy. Was wondering when you were going to show up with your psy 101 texbook in tow.

[LoungeMachine]

The only one having gay fantasies is you, Taco. Thinking anyone gay or straight would want your worn out bunghole is pure fantasy.
What's a prostitue?

That's right. You don't like worn out bungholes.

Only fresh ones for you.

:gulp:

prostitute = see also: Krusty

[envy_me]

Said the attention-seeking GUNT just like in HER attention-seeking thread.

Just how old are you?

This can't all be just the wine and pills talking. Still in pain over your sister?

Understood, but isn't there better uses of your time, and more constructive ways to get the attention and help you need?

:gulp:

By the way, if anyone else had started this ghey thread you would've been the first one in it calling them a trailer park loser.

Your constant projection and school yard taunts are old, and I predict YOUR thread will be dumped, just like you after a failed Craigslist Hookup.


This is why I love you Lounge. You're spot on!

[jhale667]

The only one having gay fantasies is you

Nope that's you projecting, pole-smoker! And who's the one who brought up bungholes? YOU again, sailor!



What's a prostitue?

Your mom.

[LoungeMachine]

Oh hey, F A T boy. Was wondering when you were going to show up with your psy 101 texbook in tow.

Of course you were. You LIVE for my attention.

:gulp:

And I don't need psy 101 to see through your pain and anger. Your life sucks, and your constant need for attention here makes you feel better about yourself.

[cadaverdog]

I think there's a potential love connection with Cadaversock, though... it's perfect: Krust is bitter, hateful, and mentally impaired, and Fucksasock DOESN'T LIKE GIRLS.... :lmao:
I got a match for you too Taco. One of those love lorn mops that get dumped for the Swiffer sweeper. A real greasy one that was used in the kitchen area of a KFC franchise. Almost as greasy as your hair.

[LoungeMachine]

So this is the dialogue you have with your father?

More projection on your part, obviously.

No wonder you're a musician hating prostitute.

:gulp:

Daddy really fucked you up.

[Kristy]

Of course you were. You LIVE for my attention.

You're right. I can no longer hide it. Who wouldn't want to see a F A T fuck like you get diabetes or a stroke? But you keep on letting me down:(

[cadaverdog]

Nope that's you projecting, pole-smoker! And who's the one who brought up bungholes? YOU again, sailor!

I'm sorry. You prefer to blow another fella over taking it up the waz. Gotcha.

[LoungeMachine]

I got a match for you too Taco. One of those love lorn mops that get dumped for the Swiffer sweeper. A real greasy one that was used in the kitchen area of a KFC franchise. Almost as greasy as your hair.

Said the janitor...

:lmao:

[jhale667]

I got a match for you too Taco. One of those love lorn mops that get dumped for the Swiffer sweeper. A real greasy one that was used in the kitchen area of a KFC franchise. Almost as greasy as your hair.


Yeah...weak sauce as usual.

Was that supposed to be a burn, or funny? Because it was neither... The unintentional funny on your part was that you immediately jumped to custodial supplies, one of the few subjects you have intimate knowledge of... :lmao:

[cadaverdog]

Said the janitor...

I thought I was unemployable and living off the government teet. When did I get a job?

[jhale667]

You already admitted to being a janitor, dummy...

[envy_me]

You're right. I can no longer hide it. Who wouldn't want to see a F A T fuck like you get diabetes or a stroke? But you keep on letting me down:(

The only one who is fat here is you. But you can only hope for a death by stroke, you're probably gonna end up in some lake, strangled by one of your customers...

[jhale667]

The only one who is fat here is you. But you can only hope for a death by stroke, you're probably gonna end up in some lake, strangled by one of your customers...

Nah, I'm betting a hotel garbage chute or dumpster...why bother even moving the dead skank body? :lol:

[envy_me]

Nah, I'm betting a hotel garbage chute or dumpster...why bother even moving the dead skank body? :lol:

Yeah, who's gonna look for her anyway...

[LoungeMachine]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/serial-killer-online-hookers-scared-craigslist-prostitutes-victims-article-1.154588

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Yeah, who's gonna look for her anyway...

Somebody will need to cover her shift at the strip mall

:gulp:

[Kristy]

The only one who is fat here is you. But you can only hope for a death by stroke, you're probably gonna end up in some lake, strangled by one of your customers...

Ouch! Somebody rush me to the burn unit.

[envy_me]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/serial-killer-online-hookers-scared-craigslist-prostitutes-victims-article-1.154588

:gulp:

"Krusty doesn't operate alone. Her "master," a burly man who acts "like my husband," is always with her." :D

[LoungeMachine]

Ouch! Somebody rush me to the burn unit.

Oh, the irony...

:gulp:

When you post the same ones 400 times we're supposed to be all hurt...

:lmao:

I swear you're always drunk, or just seriously immature.

[Kristy]

There ya go again, bringing your father into this.

[cadaverdog]

Yeah...weak sauce as usual.

Was that supposed to be a burn, or funny? Because it was neither... The unintentional funny on your part was that you immediately jumped to custodial supplies, one of the few subjects you have intimate knowledge of... :lmao:
I swabbed a few decks in my time. Nothing to be ashamed of. Cleaned a few toilets too. Am I supposed to be insulted that I've done janitorial work? Better than working at Taco Bell with you, ya greasy haired varmint.

[envy_me]

Oh, the irony...

:gulp:

When you post the same ones 400 times we're supposed to be all hurt...

:lmao:

I swear you're always drunk, or just seriously immature.


I think she's limited to "ghey" or "not ghey".

[LoungeMachine]

"Krusty doesn't operate alone. Her "master," a burly man who acts "like my husband," is always with her." :D

I doubt she has a pimp.

Just speculation, but something tells me she's a complete loner

No friends, no family. She took the job at Merry Go Round just to have people to talk to.

[Kristy]

Oh, the irony...

:gulp:

When you post the same ones 400 times we're supposed to be all hurt...

:lmao:

I swear you're always drunk, or just seriously immature.

Even if that were true it beats being F A T eh, stroke candidate boy?

[LoungeMachine]

There ya go again, bringing your father into this.

Now we've really hit the jackpot.

So your father was the cause of all this? Your sister too?

:gulp:

Some of us would actually try and help, if you stopped being a Gunt for 5 minutes.

[cadaverdog]

You already admitted to being a janitor, dummy...
I'm not a janitor now dickface. Things change. You probably haven't been a greasy haired varmint your whole life either.

[envy_me]

Even if that were true it beats being F A T eh, stroke candidate boy?

No, YOU tell us about what it's like being F A T.

[Kristy]

Now we've really hit the jackpot.

So your father was the cause of all this? Your sister too?

:gulp:

Some of us would actually try and help, if you stopped being a Gunt for 5 minutes.

Have we? Tell me something F A T boy were you mocked and bullied a lot in school for your weight? Did you drop out and learn to play bass thinking it would repair your already damaged self-esteem? Did you became an emotional abuser/alcoholic as a result?

[jhale667]

I swabbed a few decks in my time. Nothing to be ashamed of. Cleaned a few toilets too. Am I supposed to be insulted that I've done janitorial work? Better than working at Taco Bell with you, ya greasy haired varmint.


Wrong. Per your parole officer - janitorial work is all you can get. This is well documented.

But y'know, keep telling yourself I work at fast food gig (rather than one of the largest corporations in the world) so maybe you'll feel a little better about your pathetic "deck-swabbing", sockfucking life... probably not, but keep hope alive... :biggrin:

[VAiN]

Your mom.

:appl: I swear, I will never tire of a good 'your mom' joke.. it just never gets old!

[envy_me]

Have we? Tell me something F A T boy were you mocked and bullied a lot in school for your weight? Did you drop out and learn to play bass thinking it would repair your already damaged self-esteem? Did you became an emotional abuser/alcoholic as a result?


Are you ever right about ANYTHING??? Just cause your father dameged you and turned you into a bullied alcoholic doesn't mean everybody is.
Stop projecting your sorry life on lounge...

[jhale667]

Have we? Tell me something F A T boy were you mocked and bullied a lot in school for your weight? Did you drop out and learn to play bass thinking it would repair your already damaged self-esteem? Did you became an emotional abuser/alcoholic as a result?

Sounds more like you were the one that got called "bone rack" and "bean pole" in school and now you have serious self-esteem issues. But what happened to put you at so low a point where being a rentacunt seems like a viable option?

[Kristy]

No, not really.

[jhale667]

I'm not a janitor now dickface. Things change. You probably haven't been a greasy haired varmint your whole life either.

What, like now you're making more money working the gloryhole in one of the airport bathrooms you used to clean? And come up with some new material, loser.

[Unchainme]

Have we? Tell me something F A T boy were you mocked and bullied a lot in school for your weight? Did you drop out and learn to play bass thinking it would repair your already damaged self-esteem? Did you became an emotional abuser/alcoholic as a result?

real question.

The hell is your problem?

seriously, you keep showing up on this site, everyone can't stand the act, and then you demand attention for your lame ass "GRR I HATE LED ZEPPELIN" pages. No one cares.

Are you that bored? Is there not another website that could use your "Talents"?

[LoungeMachine]

Have we? Tell me something F A T boy were you mocked and bullied a lot in school for your weight? Did you drop out and learn to play bass thinking it would repair your already damaged self-esteem? Did you became an emotional abuser/alcoholic as a result?

:lmao:

I was a rail until I hit about 40, and had 2 rotator cuff surgeries. I'm sure you can find plenty of pics since you stalk me so much online.

:gulp:

Alcoholic and abuser?

Pot meet Kettle.

I have to seriously wonder if you actually read your own posts/insults. LMAO

[DONNIEP]

Ah, nothing brings people together like the holidays...

[Kristy]

:lmao:

I was a rail until I hit about 40, and had 2 rotator cuff surgeries. I'm sure you can find plenty of pics since you stalk me so much online.

:gulp:

Alcoholic and abuser?

Pot meet Kettle.

I have to seriously wonder if you actually read your own posts/insults. LMAO

Show me one of these photos

[Kristy]

real question.

The hell is your problem?

seriously, you keep showing up on this site, everyone can't stand the act, and then you demand attention for your lame ass "GRR I HATE LED ZEPPELIN" pages. No one cares.

Are you that bored? Is there not another website that could use your "Talents"?


Fuck. Off.

[jhale667]

Show me one of these photos

Ah, the inevitable personal info/photo troll.... you knew that was coming, Lounge! :biggrin:

[envy_me]

Show me one of these photos


Yeah, hurry lounge with the pictures, cause what she thinks is crucial.

Kristy, didn't Warf took a shit on your chest already? Just shut up and enjoy the fumes.

[Unchainme]

Show me one of these photos

Why? you need something to masterbate to?

[Kristy]

Come on F A T boy. Prove me wrong.

[envy_me]

Why? you need something to masterbate to?

:lmao:

[envy_me]

Come on F A T boy. Prove me wrong.

It's obvious from that other thread that you have stalked him...

[cadaverdog]

What, like now you're making more money working the gloryhole in one of the airport bathrooms you used to clean?
What's a gloryhole? Is that what you call your poopchute? You must be mistaking me for another John. I don't do bunghole.

[jhale667]

Come on F A T boy. Prove me wrong.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/54644045@N08/5055032357/

[envy_me]

Originally posted by WARF
90- Lou - What a piece of shit... he's on my list... cuz he's the only person to be fired more times than me lol... He's the only guy I ever met... that nobody likes... and the oldest person on the board to not lose his virginity... what a prick... this douchebag will be forver immortalized here.... fucking cunt! I still have your "OU812 IS A GREAT ALBUM" THREAD saved.... you pussy!


:lmfao: Just found some of Warfs old list :D Hahahaha

[Va Beach VH Fan]

The 517 visitors to this site right now must be so eager to join after reading yet another hijacked thread....

[Sensible Shoes]

Warf said I was good looking. I've loved him deeply ever since.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm shocked it's stayed open this long.....

:gulp:

[envy_me]

Warf said I was good looking. I've loved him deeply ever since.

I have never seen what you look like, but I KNOW that you have fantastic personality.

[DONNIEP]

I have never seen what you look like, but I KNOW that you have fantastic personality.

She's smokin' good looking.

[Kristy]

I guess F A T boy was full of shit as usual.

[envy_me]

She's smokin' good looking.

I believe you.

[LoungeMachine]

I guess F A T boy was full of shit as usual.

Oh?

:gulp:

Nice try, Gunt.

Go stalk someone else, not interested.

[envy_me]

I guess F A T boy was full of shit as usual.

If Warf delivered, your chest is full of shit. At least it's not flat as usual.

[Sensible Shoes]

She's smokin' good looking.

Thank you dear. I'd put that in the past tense for the time being - Although I intend to get back there someday. Granny porn and all that.

[Unchainme]

where did the chat box go?

[envy_me]

where did the chat box go?

And these snowflakes are really screwing with the floater i have in my vision :D

[Kristy]

Oh?

:gulp:

Nice try, Gunt.

Go stalk someone else, not interested.

Right. Keep telling yourself that F A T boy. Keep on deluding yourself that you're a successful musician and go out on "tour" with your douchebaggy intellectual property infringement band that sounds like absolute fucking shit.

[LoungeMachine]

Right. Keep telling yourself that F A T boy. Keep on deluding yourself that you're a successful musician and go out on "tour" with your douchebaggy intellectual property infringement band that sounds like absolute fucking shit.

I don't tour anymore, Gunt.

And I haven't been in a band in 9months, I've been a little busy opening my new bar.

I have though, logged more miles, recorded more music, and played for more people than you have, so in that sense YOU are the failure.

:gulp:

Have a nice shift at the strip mall tonight.

[Sensible Shoes]

I think there should be a Kristy bot. It responds to anything you ask by derailing the thread.

[Kristy]

I don't tour anymore, Gunt.

And I haven't been in a band in 9months, I've been a little busy opening my new bar.

I have though, logged more miles, recorded more music, and played for more people than you have, so in that sense YOU are the failure.

:gulp:

Have a nice shift at the strip mall tonight.

You keep on changing your story, F A T boy. :mad0244: Apart from being a failed musician you're also a terrible liar.


Please get a stroke/heart attack and do society a favor and fucking die already.

[sadaist]

The 517 visitors to this site right now must be so eager to join after reading yet another hijacked thread....


I will save the thread!


For shortest attention span I would like to nominate myse.....OMG check out this cat!

[VAiN]

I think there should be a Kristy bot. It responds to anything you ask by derailing the thread.

What would be different?

[envy_me]

You keep on changing your story, F A T boy. :mad0244: Apart from being a failed musician you're also a terrible liar.


Please get a stroke/heart attack and do society a favor and fucking die already.

You have zero self insight. YOU ARE: boring, tiresome, irritating, bitter, boring, boring, repetetive :D, you're like a fly drawn to warfs shit. Do us all a favor and go away!!!

[Unchainme]

You keep on changing your story, F A T boy. :mad0244: Apart from being a failed musician you're also a terrible liar.


Please get a stroke/heart attack and do society a favor and fucking die already.

No one gives a shit.

seriously. no one.

I could give a shit if he was the bassist for nickleback. just quit thread shitting.

[vandeleur]

:lmao:

Oops sorry that was for the cat :D

[LoungeMachine]

You keep on changing your story, F A T boy. :mad0244: Apart from being a failed musician you're also a terrible liar.


Please get a stroke/heart attack and do society a favor and fucking die already.

Feel free to post a lie

:lmao:

You forget, many of us are friends off this board. They know me, and know you're full of shit. :)

:gulp:

Chance are, I'll out live you.

[78/84 guy]

You keep on changing your story, F A T boy. :mad0244: Apart from being a failed musician you're also a terrible liar.


Please get a stroke/heart attack and do society a favor and fucking die already.

What grade are we in ?:ban:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What grade are we in ?:ban:

seems like 3rd

[DONNIEP]

seems like 3rd

I'm gonna tell your mom!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'm gonna tell your mom!!

i already told yours ;) :bananasex:

[vandeleur]

This thread started as a kind of cool celebration of what has been a great van halen /roth army year .
Oh well ... Lets rumble
:biggrin: