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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58783

    The Queen James Bible


    Homosexuality in The Bible

    Homosexuality was first mentioned in the Bible in 1946 in the Revised Standard Version. There is no mention of or reference to homosexuality in any Bible prior to this – only interpretations have been made. Anti-LGBT Bible interpretations commonly cite only eight verses in the Bible that they interpret to mean homosexuality is a sin; Eight verses in a book of thousands!

    The Queen James Bible seeks to resolve interpretive ambiguity in the Bible as it pertains to homosexuality: We edited those eight verses in a way that makes homophobic interpretations impossible.

    Who is Queen James?

    The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.

    A Fabulous Bible

    The QJB is a big, fabulous Bible. It is printed and bound in the United States on thick, high-quality paper in a beautiful, readable typeface. It is the perfect Bible for ceremony, study, sermon, gift-giving, or simply to put on display in the home or Church.

    You can’t choose your sexuality, but you can choose Jesus. Now you can choose a Bible, too.
    Somebody should send a case of these to the Westboro Batshit Church

    The Queen James Bible is based on The King James Bible, edited to resolve interpretive ambiguity in key passages regarding homosexuality.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • ashstralia
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Feb 2004
    • 6566

    #2
    Originally posted by FORD
    Somebody should send a case of these to the Westboro Batshit Church
    excellent idea!! oh, and one for elvis.

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21888

      #3

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Is Genesis changed to Adam and Steve ??

        I don't imagine God is amused by all of this...

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6566

          #5
          you don't imagine an imagination is amused???

          imaginary guitar notes that only exist in the imagination of the imaginer...FZ
          Last edited by ashstralia; 12-27-2012, 01:21 AM. Reason: FZ

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Is Genesis changed to Adam and Steve ??

            I don't imagine God is amused by all of this...


            "God" must have a sense of humor....

            Just look at the Aardvark.......and Krusty

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #7
              I doubt he laughs at twisting his words...

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #8
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                I doubt he laughs at twisting his words...
                They're not "His" words....

                They're words of old men who lived 2,000 years ago

                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • ashstralia
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6566

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                  They're not "His" words....

                  They're words of old men who lived 2,000 years ago

                  where's sesh??

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ashstralia
                    where's sesh??
                    Drunk somewhere.



                    Pure speculation on my part, but who wants odds?
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #11
                      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                      They're not "His" words....

                      They're words of old men who lived 2,000 years ago

                      Well, I believe they're His...

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                      • sadaist
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 11625

                        #12
                        The christian god says you can kill, torture, rape, steal....and still get into his heaven if you seek his forgiveness & accept jesus as your savior.....


                        ...but he isn't going to let in 2 consenting men who had sex with each other?
                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          The christian god says you can kill, torture, rape, steal....and still get into his heaven if you seek his forgiveness & accept jesus as your savior.....


                          ...but he isn't going to let in 2 consenting men who had sex with each other?

                          And owning slaves....

                          Let's not forget that little detail.



                          Just don't use his name in vain.........
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • ELVIS
                            Banned
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 44120

                            #14
                            That's all missing the point...

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              That's all missing the point...
                              Ok.

                              Teach us.



                              What point did we miss?
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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