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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8967

    Dirty Santa

    This year we did Dirty Santa gift exchange with our 3 older kids and their spouses... where you can steal a gift from another person if you want it. Had a lot of fun with it...

    As our gag gift I painted up a broken toilet seat Eddie Van Halen style and my wife wrote a little poem we included that hinted at a special prize included or maybe just an imprint of dad's ass... At the end of the night we gave our daughter-in-law who ended up with the seat a tissue box that once you pulled the first tissue out had $100 in $1's, 5's & 10-'s taped together like toilet paper.

    thought I'd show off my art work...
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    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
  • mh5150
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2010
    • 629

    #2
    EVH lawyers are preparing a law suit as we type!!!!
    Great job I want one.....

    My tickets in the mail yet?

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      You could sell it on ebay as the toilet seat that EVH wrote VH3 on.

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      • Sarge
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Feb 2003
        • 5422

        #4
        That is awesome!
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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #5
          Seems like I saw one like it on eBay a couple years ago. Seriously. Not as cool as yours tho. Great job ZZ!!

          Edit - the link is still out there but the eBay auction has been removed. A long time ago
          Last edited by DONNIEP; 12-31-2012, 10:13 PM.
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373

            #6
            We did Dirty Santa at a friend's and all I got was a pair of panties. The ones I showed up with
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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            • Little Texan
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 4579

              #7
              Originally posted by DONNIEP
              We did Dirty Santa at a friend's and all I got was a pair of panties. The ones I showed up with
              Hey, there's an idea for a t-shirt.

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #8
                Originally posted by Little Texan
                Hey, there's an idea for a t-shirt.
                Speaking of t shirts - if anybody wants a Picasso Bros Recording Studio shirt I found a place that sells them!!
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12179

                  #9
                  On Behalf Of The Mighty Sheep Pen,We Are Proud To Have You As A Sheep Pen Member.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    #10
                    Drunk as I may be... This means more to me than you know.. I drunkenly accept the honor bestowed upon me and shall do my best to represent the Sheep Pen in all things..Amen, bless God and hail to the Chief of beers
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12179

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZahZoo
                      This year we did Dirty Santa gift exchange with our 3 older kids and their spouses... where you can steal a gift from another person if you want it. Had a lot of fun with it...

                      As our gag gift I painted up a broken toilet seat Eddie Van Halen style and my wife wrote a little poem we included that hinted at a special prize included or maybe just an imprint of dad's ass... At the end of the night we gave our daughter-in-law who ended up with the seat a tissue box that once you pulled the first tissue out had $100 in $1's, 5's & 10-'s taped together like toilet paper.

                      thought I'd show off my art work...
                      This Is Why The Mighty Sheep Pen Has Great Member's Like ZahZoo.

                      Bring On the Dirty Girls For 2013.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • ZahZoo
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8967

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Little Texan
                        You could sell it on ebay as the toilet seat that EVH wrote VH3 on.
                        I was somewhat inspired by the Eddie appearance on Two & Half Men and was going to name it Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float...

                        But yeah after Ed mentioning he song-writes on the pot... there's a lot of potential material here.
                        "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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