View Full Version : I think this shit is funny.. do you agree?
Sarge
06-23-2004, 10:11 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=110339
From the other night in Philly.
Sammy cracks me up.
From the baggy shirt (to hide the gut)
To The Capri pants (how metro)
to The Sandals (ever seen any rockstar wearing those)
Then I look at Ed.....
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Why would anyone want to see this in concert?
BREASTS,
Sarge
Not funny. Sad. Eddie Van Halen used to be one sexy little boy.
LOL...
They look as bad as they sound!!!
Big Troubles
06-23-2004, 10:15 PM
No shit eh? Sammy, I mean, we know he's a joke from his singing to his afro to his clothes...We expect shit oozing from him...But what about Ed? Jesus Christ he fucking looks like Keith Richards walked on stage and took a big shit and stuck a guitar in hit. Im sorry but Ed looks horrible. Everyone makes fun of Dave's hair? Hey-Zues-man, look at what Ed is sporting! Sad sad sad.....
Dave's new look isn't so bad, and Ed's might not be if he just put a shirt on and let his hair down. I wonder how the two of them would compliment each other now?
The world may never know.
tjvhou812
06-23-2004, 10:20 PM
who cares how these guys look....
you guys need to stop checkin men out.
i could see if they were women
sammy looks fat, look at eddies hair
oh my god becky, look at sammy gut
it is like so big.
freak
06-23-2004, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Sarge
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=110339
From the other night in Philly.
Sammy cracks me up.
From the baggy shirt (to hide the gut)
To The Capri pants (how metro)
to The Sandals (ever seen any rockstar wearing those)
Then I look at Ed.....
.......................
......................
Why would anyone want to see this in concert?
BREASTS,
Sarge
Looks like some homeless guy heckling Bette Middler.
rustoffa
06-23-2004, 10:31 PM
Al's drum riser looks like a taco stand at night....complete
with arguing homeless guys.
Fabulous Shadow
06-23-2004, 10:36 PM
Sam need a wardrobe re-work and a haircut... sorry fellas but IMO Ed looks hot except for the STUPID hair!
Big Troubles
06-23-2004, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
Al's drum riser looks like a taco stand at night....complete
with arguing homeless guys.
Nice one. lol
Pa-fucking-thetic!!!!
Are we sure that Edward is holding a guitar? It looks like a thick sign begging for spare change. One that reads "Will yell for booze and cigs!"
As far as Spam goes, what's there to say? He is, always has been and forever will be worthless on a stage with a mic in hand.
BARE BONE
06-23-2004, 10:54 PM
Eddie looks like sideshow mel.
Warham
06-23-2004, 10:59 PM
Is that Leonard Nimoy on the kit?
BARE BONE
06-23-2004, 11:28 PM
This is funny too!
guwapo_rocker
06-23-2004, 11:31 PM
Oh man......
Maybe Edward is shitting himself and Spammy enjoys the smell?
texan69
06-23-2004, 11:37 PM
WHO GIVES A FUK WAT THEY LOOK LIKE
rustoffa
06-23-2004, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by texan69
WHO GIVES A FUK WAT THEY LOOK LIKE
You should drink a glass of water bro.
Originally posted by texan69
WHO GIVES A FUK WAT THEY LOOK LIKE
People who know how to spell, type without the fucking caps locked and who don't live in a pasture owned by Little Bo Peep.
Diamond Shines on forever......enough said!
texan69
06-23-2004, 11:48 PM
hey max this aint a spellingbee dip shit i once shit a turd names max
That was beyond weak.
What stellar wit you have?
Boy you sure told me junior. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by texan69
i once shit a turd names max
Fuck, what's even creepier is that you take the time to name your feces!!!
guwapo_rocker
06-23-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by texan69
I have an extremely small penis!!!
Infants are born with larger dicks than
mine!
Sorry to hear that, you have an extremely small brain to match!!
texan69
06-23-2004, 11:54 PM
y dont u go fuk donny osmond u hore
hot for david
06-24-2004, 12:34 AM
whta the fuck is that?
i don't care about spammy cuz we all know that he's fat , horrible n' is a fag , but what about ed he used to look ok , but now he's just a joke of wht he used to be , poor ed he look bad bad very bad n' sad
Originally posted by texan69
y dont u go fuk donny osmond u hore
Oh, I get it? Donny Osmond is from Utah and I'm from Utah!!! Hahahaha!!!! How clever you are. :rolleyes: The Mormon jokes cannot be too far behind. Give it up dimwit cos you aren't funny but you are stupid!!!
Fucking coward. I know that you are only typing that way so I cannot figure out who you really are.
On second thought, fucking shoo. You aren't worth your own fecal matter that you excrete, cuddle and name every morning.
Fabulous Shadow
06-24-2004, 01:07 AM
you hate these guys so much that you want your hero to play with them? Whatever...
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=110339
BETTE MIDLER - SIDESHOW MEL -WORLD OF LOVE AND CHEESE TOUR 2004!!
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
you hate these guys so much that you want your hero to play with them? Whatever...
Fuck no I don't want Dave around them in this state! Dave is happy and positive. Edward is a fucking mess and needs help.
So yeah, I don't want my "hero" near them. :mad:
Panamark
06-24-2004, 04:59 AM
Im with lms2. Its sad. Sad cos Dave is not there, sad to see what they have become. However, Its funny to see whats become of Spammy !
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Sam need a wardrobe re-work and a haircut...
......And a one way and non-refundable ticket to fucking Mars or whatever planet that probed his worthless fatass. The world will improve with his absence, I guarantee it. :)
Panamark
06-24-2004, 05:46 AM
Its quite disturbing to think there might be an alien population out
there that believes Spammy represents mankind.
Maybe they cloned him, maybe theres a whole Planet Bullshit out there. Hang on a minute. Planet BS. Planet US. Hmmmmmmm
guwapo_rocker
06-24-2004, 08:37 AM
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Panamark
06-24-2004, 08:44 AM
LOL..Onya G_R !
Panamark
06-24-2004, 08:46 AM
That body in the UFO beam looks far too skinny to be Spammy..
Maybe thats his "visitor" being beamed up again...
One Voice
06-24-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
you hate these guys so much that you want your hero to play with them? Whatever...
No kidding..:rolleyes:
BARE BONE
06-24-2004, 06:10 PM
Spammy arrested for singing Dave's Van Halen songs.
Keeyth
07-09-2004, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Sam need a wardrobe re-work and a haircut... sorry fellas but IMO Ed looks hot except for the STUPID hair!
Yeah, but the hair is SOOOOOO stupid, he would look better bald! I mean, what the fuck is he thinking? He looks like a crack whore going to get her fix without taking a shower, and barely taking time to put her hair up! What a fucking MESS!!
I know the Diamond One would not even ALLOW him to go onstage looking like that.
No wonder Dave was in charge of how the band looked onstage...
...they obviously fucking NEEDED him to be... ...and why they STILL NEED DAVE!!
MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-09-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by BARE BONE
Spammy arrested for singing Dave's Van Halen songs.
that is one of the funniest pics i have ever seen
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