Worst music video of all time! (Must be seen to be believed!) [Archive]

WARF

01-04-2013, 05:30 PM

WARF

01-04-2013, 06:04 PM

RAP AGAINST RAPE!!!! HAHA!!!

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Little Texan

01-04-2013, 09:41 PM

DONNIEP

01-04-2013, 09:49 PM

That's a man, baby!!!

Nickdfresh

01-04-2013, 10:33 PM

Nickdfresh

01-04-2013, 10:36 PM

RAP AGAINST RAPE!!!! HAHA!!!

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It's on this compilation:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/074/221/Rape_cd.jpg

WARF

01-05-2013, 01:30 AM

The chill in my vein bitch has a crazy eye!!!!

Hardrock69

01-05-2013, 01:35 AM

That cover sort of conveys the exact opposite of what they are supposedly about.....I mean, they ARE "anti" rape, aren't they?

Ultimate Rape Anthems?

Not only that, why is there a picture of a black man? They trying to say all rapists are black?

Or trying to sell the stereotype that "once you've had black, you never go back?".

I wonder how many they sold to women who have a rape fetish. :hee:

Yes I know. Rape is serious. But I am still allowed to have a sense of humor. So sue me, bitches! ;)

Hardrock69

01-05-2013, 01:38 AM

Good lord.....I lasted actually 30-seconds on that first vid.....absolutely disgusting.....

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 01:46 AM

That cover sort of conveys the exact opposite of what they are supposedly about.....I mean, they ARE "anti" rape, aren't they?

Ultimate Rape Anthems?

Not only that, why is there a picture of a black man? They trying to say all rapists are black?

Or trying to sell the stereotype that "once you've had black, you never go back?".

I wonder how many they sold to women who have a rape fetish. :hee:

Yes I know. Rape is serious. But I am still allowed to have a sense of humor. So sue me, bitches! ;)

Well, just as long as you aren't cracking jokes about an underage girl you just raped like those college douchebags the other day.

Satan

01-05-2013, 01:47 AM

Damn, and all these years, I thought THIS was the worst music video of all time....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM5Rh2KW4Zc

BITEYOASS

01-05-2013, 01:52 AM

I don't know, I've seen worse over the years. Especially this one! Which is the worst metal video of all-time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85m07lxp3-8

jhale667

01-05-2013, 01:56 AM

Well, just as long as you aren't cracking jokes about an underage girl you just raped like those college douchebags the other day.

Holy crap, that is screwed up. Those kids should die in a fire. There, I said it.

BITEYOASS

01-05-2013, 02:03 AM

Holy crap, that is screwed up. Those kids should die in a fire. There, I said it.

Are you quoting Beavis & Butthead? I swear I've heard that line before.

Satan

01-05-2013, 02:04 AM

I don't know, I've seen worse over the years. Especially this one! Which is the worst metal video of all-time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85m07lxp3-8

That song is a real insult to Hell http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

ELVIS

01-05-2013, 02:06 AM

No, himself...

BITEYOASS

01-05-2013, 02:08 AM

Well Satan, I'm sure you would prefer the Beavis & Butthead treatment of this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Py8hHFrYU

Nickdfresh

01-05-2013, 07:13 AM

That cover sort of conveys the exact opposite of what they are supposedly about.....I mean, they ARE "anti" rape, aren't they?

Ultimate Rape Anthems?

Not only that, why is there a picture of a black man? They trying to say all rapists are black?

Or trying to sell the stereotype that "once you've had black, you never go back?".

I wonder how many they sold to women who have a rape fetish. :hee:

Yes I know. Rape is serious. But I am still allowed to have a sense of humor. So sue me, bitches! ;)

It's a joke from an internet meme...

Google "you gonna get raped."

I'm totally against rape, BTW. I'm all about:
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/025/072/UQQ3SHXSGFUUHZCQNGSG25TEC5Q5YHJX.jpg

envy_me

01-05-2013, 07:33 AM

envy_me

01-05-2013, 07:36 AM

It's on this compilation:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/074/221/Rape_cd.jpg

Hahahaha, OMG his eyes!!

envy_me

01-05-2013, 07:40 AM

RAP AGAINST RAPE!!!! HAHA!!!

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Hahaha, the dancers :D And that chick can stamp with conviction :D

philouze

01-05-2013, 08:08 AM

philouze

01-05-2013, 08:11 AM

Huh.. She should have the decency to show us her boobs, since she sings like a testicle.

It's sooo obvious that it's a joke. Unlike The Shaggs.

Zing!

01-05-2013, 09:42 AM

The Chill In My Vein Pt. 2 song sounds like the turntable has been slowed down to the wrong speed.

The Grim Reaper vid didn't even have the decency to edit in some stock footage of a headbanging audience. Nothing like rocking out to... nobody.

WARF

01-05-2013, 03:11 PM

If you weren't in the shoutbox last you missed Manakin!

It's like the band YES on crystal meth....

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DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 03:16 PM

WARF - we should start a Manakin tribute band!!!

WARF

01-05-2013, 03:19 PM

WARF - we should start a Manakin tribute band!!!

Let's do it. I already got too many musician friends to name.

What the fuck is he putting on his face?!?!

The mask is the only thing I need... I can hit the vocal part easily!!

WARF

01-05-2013, 03:19 PM

FORD, don't ask any questions... just watch the Manakin video!

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 03:23 PM

Let's do it. I already got too many musician friends to name.

What the fuck is he putting on his face?!?!

The mask is the only thing I need... I can hit the vocal part easily!!

Yes, but can you do the dance? :biggrin:

WARF

01-05-2013, 03:24 PM

Yes, but can you do the dance? :biggrin:

The dance is probably the only thing I can do.... we all know I can't fucking sing!

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 03:27 PM

I think the singer is Dennis Deyoung's gay cousin :)

How did this not blow up? The keyboard sound is awesome!

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 03:28 PM

I want GOAT and Manakin on a double bill!!

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 03:29 PM

The dance is probably the only thing I can do.... we all know I can't fucking sing!
If you did that one at karaoke, the people there would be wondering what kind of drugs you're on.

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 03:31 PM

I want GOAT and Manakin on a double bill!!

Or Warf could sing Quack Like A Duck on karaoke night (just don't dress like the GOAT).

chefcraig

01-05-2013, 03:33 PM

If you did that one at karaoke, the people there would be wondering what kind of drugs you're on.

I already pretty much get the same reaction at work, without opening my mouth or even busting a move.

sadaist

01-05-2013, 03:33 PM

sadaist

01-05-2013, 03:37 PM

If you weren't in the shoutbox last you missed Manakin!

It's like the band YES on crystal meth....

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When the host said "thanks for taking the time out of your day to be here", i fully imagined the singer to say "aww man, it's all good. I was just hanging out at a Macys display anyways".

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 03:37 PM

Dang. Did she record that while locked in your bathroom? Awful. Serious dude, just cause your cell phone takes video doesn't mean you should film every floozie you meet out on the karaoke tour.

I can just imagine the blistering critique that Simon Cowell would give that performance!

Dave's Bitch

01-05-2013, 03:39 PM

ThrillsNSpills

01-05-2013, 03:43 PM

I don't know. After the Billy Squier video Rock Me I'm too scared to open any videos here.

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 03:44 PM

I actually turned Judas Priest off to listen to that

You poor thing! :lmao:

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 03:45 PM

Apparently Manakin had something of a following in LA in the late 70s early 80s. They'd carry the singer out on stage like he was a for real mannequin. They didn't put out any records but I'd pay for a DVD of them performing! It's just too good :)

Dave's Bitch

01-05-2013, 03:47 PM

You poor thing! :lmao:

Not like it was any old shit either.It was Defenders Of The Faith :)

WARF

01-05-2013, 03:49 PM

:lol: :lmao: At all your motherfuckers!!!!!

The Goat and your Manakin???

Fuck it... Not only the same bill.... I want them to share the stage together!!!

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 03:50 PM

What hard of hearing music execs gave that chick a recording contract?

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 03:51 PM

What hard of hearing music execs gave that chick a recording contract?

She should have used the advance to get her teeth fixed :)

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 04:00 PM

If you thought Chill In My Vein was bad, listen to Door Opens Up and some of the other songs on this site. :lmao: http://www.reverbnation.com/loriwatt

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 04:06 PM

Wait, The Rose just topped it. Makes me want to get out the shotgun and put her down like Ole Yeller :lmao:

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 04:09 PM

This has got to be the most un-sexy chick I've ever seen...this has to be a dude :)

http://youtu.be/QnHpuhDuiew

Hardrock69

01-05-2013, 04:09 PM

Hmmmm.....I imagine that Manakin singer would kneel onstage with his back to the audience while GOAT skullfucked him.

Seriously......I cannot imagine anyone who is a serious musician wanting to play with a lame imitation of a dime-store dummy.....

Unless it looked like this:
http://i49.tinypic.com/33kqcly.jpg

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 04:13 PM

Finally some boobies :thumb:

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 04:20 PM

This is just painful to listen to! http://youtu.be/onV8aT0qbUY

The comments praising the song are funny as fuck!

DONNIEP

01-05-2013, 04:25 PM

Ok - I take back what I said about this chick. After watching 5 seconds of the link LT put up I know now that she's retarded. There's no other explanation for it.

Little Texan

01-05-2013, 11:56 PM

:lmao:

philouze

01-06-2013, 01:30 AM