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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    Les Miserables/landing on my ass

    So here's a question. Saw Les Miserables last night, and, much to my surprise, there was no spoken dialogue in the whole movie - just singing. By definition, doesn't that make it an opera? Just sayin'

    Then the funniest part - Shoes has hands full of coat, empty popcorn bag, empty cherry coke, and misses the little half step off the row to the aisle. Boom - Shoes goes over on her ass backwards onto the stairs. 20something guy standing behind Shoes does not miss a beat - simply squeezes over to the side and walks right by. Chivalry IS dead, I say.

    Shoes is very black and blue today and figures at her age, she's lucky not to break a hip!

    Klutz alert.

    Oh dear.
  • fraroc
    Commando
    • Jun 2012
    • 1172

    #2
    I'll probably buy it on DVD when it comes out. So I can have the pleasure of seeing my mom do Gene Simmons tongue flicks twoards Hugh Jackman.
    How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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    • Sensible Shoes
      Full Member Status

      • Oct 2009
      • 4648

      #3
      LMAO!!!! Yes, not many other tongue flickable men in that one.

      Oh dear.

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      • ashstralia
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Feb 2004
        • 6566

        #4
        i woulda caught ya shoes..

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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648

          #5
          Or at least picked me up, right? Smooch. Thank you.

          Oh dear.

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          • Blaze
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2009
            • 4371

            #6
            "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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            • Sensible Shoes
              Full Member Status

              • Oct 2009
              • 4648

              #7
              Very Funny! I'd post it on FB except my Mother would have a stroke if she saw the word "Fucking". Too bad, it's really good.

              Oh dear.

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              • Blaze
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2009
                • 4371

                #8
                There is fucking in it?
                "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                • BITEYOASS
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6530

                  #9
                  The real question is.....Where's the tits?

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                  • twonabomber
                    formerly F A T
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 11194

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                    Boom - Shoes goes over on her ass backwards onto the stairs.
                    I am starting to see a pattern here...
                    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35197

                      #11
                      Being a heterosexual man I have no interest in musicals...

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                      • fraroc
                        Commando
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 1172

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Being a heterosexual man I have no interest in musicals...
                        Not even Rock Of Ages? because that play fucking kicked major ass.
                        How do you spell pretentious? S-A-M-M-Y H-A-G-A-R

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                        • envy_me
                          Swedish Love Pump
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 7180

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                          Very Funny! I'd post it on FB except my Mother would have a stroke if she saw the word "Fucking". Too bad, it's really good.
                          Lmao, you're friends with your mom? I am not even friends with my brother :-) I do have some cousins though. Who tell everything to their dad, who goes to gossip to my mom. I've blocked them now... Rats!
                          The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            Being a heterosexual man I have no interest in musicals...
                            I am a heterosexual woman and I hate musicals with passion. They just suddenly start singing for no reason? Wtf?
                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                            • envy_me
                              Swedish Love Pump
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 7180

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sensible Shoes
                              So here's a question. Saw Les Miserables last night, and, much to my surprise, there was no spoken dialogue in the whole movie - just singing. By definition, doesn't that make it an opera? Just sayin'

                              Then the funniest part - Shoes has hands full of coat, empty popcorn bag, empty cherry coke, and misses the little half step off the row to the aisle. Boom - Shoes goes over on her ass backwards onto the stairs. 20something guy standing behind Shoes does not miss a beat - simply squeezes over to the side and walks right by. Chivalry IS dead, I say.

                              Shoes is very black and blue today and figures at her age, she's lucky not to break a hip!

                              Klutz alert.
                              I'd catch you too, shoes. Or pick you up :-)
                              The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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