Who can drink more Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?

[WARF]

We all know Dave is the better singer, entertainer, and overall superior to Sammy Hagar. But let's say we put a few bottles of booze in front of them. Who would be left standing? My theory is Sammy Hagar has pickled himself. I think as gay as his lyrics and singing is, he might be able to drink more than Dave. Anyways, put all of your musical knowledge aside. Let's forget about Van Halen. Let's put these two motherfuckers in a room together. Who would pass out first? Dave or Sammy? Keep in mind there is an unlimited amount of booze in the room. Probably shitty tequila if Sammy is involved. Anyways, Who would be the first to pass out?

[DavidLeeNatra]

We all know Dave is the better singer, entertainer, and overall superior to Sammy Hagar. But let's say we put a few bottles of booze in front of them. Who would be left standing? My theory is Sammy Hagar has pickled himself. I think as gay as his lyrics and singing is, he might be able to drink more than Dave. Anyways, put all of your musical knowledge aside. Let's forget about Van Halen. Let's put these two motherfuckers in a room together. Who would pass out first? Dave or Sammy? Keep in mind there is an unlimited amount of booze in the room. Probably shitty tequila if Sammy is involved. Anyways, Who would be the first to pass out?

the booze...

[WARF]

Seriously, let's forget about Van Halen.

Let's put these two guys in a room?

Who would pass out first?

[chefcraig]

I believe that Dave would pretend to pass out, and when Hagar eventually did, Roth would simply get up, dust himself off, then go next door and nail Sam's wife.

[DONNIEP]

As much as I hate to say it, Sammy would still be drinking after Dave collapsed. That guy loves the drink more than all of the Bright Eye forum members combined! :gulp:

[WARF]

Be honest people... if you vote Sammy.. it doesn't make you a Hagar fan.

Also, neither person is allowed to do cocaine or any other type of drugs to prolong their drinking...

[DONNIEP]

And no fucking Red Bulls either!!

[WARF]

As much as I hate to say it, Sammy would still be drinking after Dave collapsed. That guy loves the drink more than all of the Bright Eye forum members combined! :gulp:

Vote! I did!

[DONNIEP]

Fuck - I hit the wrong button :) It must be the residue from last night...

[WARF]

Fuck - I hit the wrong button :) It must be the residue from last night...

I voted for the wrong person too. I think Dave would pass out first, not from being incapable to drink more.. but just from sheer boredom being trapped in a room with Bette Midler.

[DONNIEP]

Maybe I do need some help from Bright Eye :) :gulp:

[vandeleur]

I refuse to live in a world where haggard can best Dave at any thing .
Any way half way thru the session Dave would jump up and chin sammy so Dave wins by default.

Dave by tko

[DONNIEP]

I hated to vote for Sammy. But I just keep seeing that picture of him on the toilet and I just know that fucker could drink for days :)

[WARF]

If I was trapped in a room with Hagar I would probably just kill myself!

[Terry]

Who cares?

Even if Hagar could drink Roth under the table, snort more blow and even if Hagar fucked more broads than Roth...hell, even if all the rumors of Roth being gay turned out to be true...Roth would still be "da man" and Hagar would still be "da tool".

[Zing!]

One look at Haggar's schnoz answers this question. Now if the question was: Who can drink longer? That would be D-Ro. He understands the fine art of sipping Jack, as opposed to Haggar guzzling rot-gut tequila.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Sammy would win because he has more storeage space in his stomach and less brain cells to kill.

[Nickdfresh]

...then go next door and nail Sam's wife.

He might have to stand in line...

[Nickdfresh]

I'm pretty sure that Sam is the stereotypical alcoholic, so on some nights Sam would. But then, there will be the nights Sam is drunk after three or four drinks - depends on the night...

[Nickdfresh]

If I was trapped in a room with Hagar I would probably just kill myself!

I'd kill Hagar (trapped in a room).

I'd give his liver a weggie and he'd expire with a massive fart probably killing me too...

[ELVIS]

That would be cool...

[TJMKID]

Which of these asswipes sucks more dick on a weekly basis ???


http://imageshack.us/a/img689/5420/cabocunt.jpg http://imageshack.us/a/img593/3272/cafewhacunt2.jpg

[ELVIS]

I'd say the chink...

[ashstralia]

what's your wife doing while you sit here 25 hours a day spewing forth your racist/ hate/ conspiracy rubbish all day there, E?

[Little Texan]

Numero dos.

[ELVIS]

what's your wife doing while you sit here 25 hours a day spewing forth your racist/ hate/ conspiracy rubbish all day there, E?

None of your fucking business...

[Dave's Bitch]

Sammy's waist line says he can put away the alcohol.Dave is in great shape for a guy 20 years younger than he is so I doubt he drinks much now

Prime Dave takes prime sammy at anything

[sadaist]

1984 Dave would win hands down. He drank enough at the US Festival alone to kill 3 elephants. But today I would put my money on Sam. He drinks as a lifestyle and has put on some girth since his VOA days. Dave has too many other interests right now in his life to spend time being drunk all the time.....Pilot, EMT, martial arts, dog training, etc...which would equal a lower tolerance.

Dave has evolved

Sammy has devolved

[envy_me]

Dave would pass out first. And that's a compliment to Dave.

[ashstralia]

None of your fucking business...

that's exactly what i knew you were gonna say..!! for real.

[LoungeMachine]

The premise of this thread is flawed....

"Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth are in a room with booze. Who passes out first?"


Answer:

Neither.


Let me explain in his own words....


When we get to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, I'm going to look at Mike Anthony and say, "It was a great time, and YOU were there." I’ll look at Alex and say, "We were creative and fearless, and YOU were there." I’ll look at Edward and say, 'Hey man, we made a contribution, and YOU were there." Then I’ll glance at Sammy and say, "Uh.. YOU weren't there."

:gulp:

[ZahZoo]

Giving any thought of Hagar on a Monday morning... I'll pass.

[TJMKID]

When we get to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, I'm going to look at Mike Anthony and say, "It was a great time, and YOU were there." I’ll look at Alex and say, "We were creative and fearless, and YOU were there." I’ll look at Edward and say, 'Hey man, we made a contribution, and YOU were there." Then I’ll glance at Sammy and say, "Uh.. YOU weren't there."

:gulp:



That's why I was really hoping at least Dave would've showed up to the RNRHOF ceremony and said these kind of things right to Sammy's ugly face --- Dave woulda had the whole audience in stitches from these kind of zingers!

Fatty McHaggis would've stormed out with tears streaming down his fat fuckin' face!

[envy_me]

Sometimes rape is okay...

http://www.google.se/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AFdtEuIf65Y/TYymIoWmISI/AAAAAAAATvQ/C9XW2OHnCz8/s400/sammy-hagar-cant-drive-55.jpeg&sa=X&ei=vQ7rULj5O6KD4ATZpIHgBA&ved=0CAwQ8wc4iAU&usg=AFQjCNEZaqliS79GGKX516yoS16qjcnZ1w

[envy_me]

I think that Sammys wife would drink them both easily under the table. The amounts that poor woman probably has to pour in herself just to cope with the reality of every day life, with that...

[Nickdfresh]

None of your fucking business...

Yeah, that's what she said...

[BenJammin]

Dave has way more going on in life than simply swilling in booze to the point of being pathetically comatose, unlike Sam who would go down like Pacquiao vs Marquez.

Now who could make more intellectual and witty conversation, write better lyrics, charm the pants off the ladies, and make other men envy him? Nuff' said.

[SunisinuS]

We all know Dave is the better singer, entertainer, and overall superior to Sammy Hagar. But let's say we put a few bottles of booze in front of them. Who would be left standing? My theory is Sammy Hagar has pickled himself. I think as gay as his lyrics and singing is, he might be able to drink more than Dave. Anyways, put all of your musical knowledge aside. Let's forget about Van Halen. Let's put these two motherfuckers in a room together. Who would pass out first? Dave or Sammy? Keep in mind there is an unlimited amount of booze in the room. Probably shitty tequila if Sammy is involved. Anyways, Who would be the first to pass out?

No One...No Living Animal nor Vegetable, nor Mineral, would ever be safe passing out before Hagar in a room. Even a Geode would be ass loved by the Fat Fuck.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Sammy would win because he has more storeage space in his stomach and less brain cells to kill.

Exactly. Plus you have to be drunk beyond imagination to write and sing such crap.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Sometimes rape is okay...

http://www.google.se/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AFdtEuIf65Y/TYymIoWmISI/AAAAAAAATvQ/C9XW2OHnCz8/s400/sammy-hagar-cant-drive-55.jpeg&sa=X&ei=vQ7rULj5O6KD4ATZpIHgBA&ved=0CAwQ8wc4iAU&usg=AFQjCNEZaqliS79GGKX516yoS16qjcnZ1w

:lmao:

"Gotta drive over 50 to get arrested and truncheon-fucked by cops."

[Blacklisted]

Well i think the answer is simple.

Dave would out drink him out of sheer fear of being ass raped by Sammy if he passed out.

I am sure "drinking" with Spammy could result in waking up naked with a bottle of Cabo Wabo hanging out of their ass. Just ask Michael Anthony....

[Blacklisted]

Fuck off troll

[DONNIEP]

VA's head is gonna explode when he sees this...

[jhale667]

Blacklisted needs to chill the fuck out.

[LoungeMachine]

If this was in NON, I would edit WARF's pics out of this....

:gulp:

[WARF]

Cadaverdog better not see these pictures or he will have a sock around his dick!

I didn't delete your thread, you retard!

It's in the Romper Room another mod put it in there.

[jhale667]

If this was in NON, I would edit WARF's pics out of this....

:gulp:


Same were it in my forum. (Y'know Gear St...)

[WARF]

Why are you even looking at gay porn dude?

[Blacklisted]

I wasn't.

Simply Google'd Warf/rotharmy and that came up.

The file was named WARF & jhale667's Honeymoon

[Nickdfresh]

I wasn't.

Simply Google'd Warf/rotharmy and that came up.

The file was named WARF & jhale667's Honeymoon

You're what they call "special," aren't you?

[LoungeMachine]

I still say we need a rule....

ANY Good Bye Thread is followed by a BANNING, just to make sure...

:gulp:

[FORD]

Geezus.....

Gone for a week and I come back to gay pictures fucking up main??

Take that shit over to the Village People Army.

[jhale667]

I wasn't.

Simply Google'd Warf/rotharmy and that came up.

The file was named WARF & jhale667's Honeymoon


Keep me out of your fantasy life, Percy.

[Blacklisted]

Well learn to create a proper forum that allows a user to delete a profile... You fucking archaic scrubs.

[jhale667]

I still say we need a rule....

ANY Good Bye Thread is followed by a BANNING, just to make sure...

:gulp:


Especially if they're posting gay PR0N (or anything even remotely resembling it) in MAIN.... :ban:

[jhale667]

Well learn to create a proper forum that allows a user to delete a profile... You fucking archaic scrubs.

I've got a better idea yet.... LOG OUT AND FUCK OFF.

[FORD]

This troll ain't in Ottawa either.

Matter of fact, he's posting from one of the "serial troll" IP's in California.

How's it going, GAyR?

[Blacklisted]

Nickdfresh & FORD ---->9390

[LoungeMachine]

Geezus.....

Gone for a week and I come back to gay pictures fucking up main??

Take that shit over to the Village People Army.

I don't recall signing off on any vacation request from you

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Someone break out the fucking ban hammer...

[Blacklisted]

Just delete my profile.... please.... pretty sad when this might be the only way on this forum to have it done.... wow....

[Blacklisted]

LEARN TO CREATE A MODERN FORUM!!!! Might save the mods from future clean-ups.....

[jhale667]

So, you're "teaching us a lesson" by spamming up the place? How about try my LOG OUT AND FUCK OFF idea instead?

[LoungeMachine]

Someone break out the fucking ban hammer...

Ban FORD for taking a Vacay?

Kinda harsh, dude.

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Ban FORD for taking a Vacay?

Kinda harsh, dude.

:gulp:



No, just slap FORD around. Ban the other idiot.

[DONNIEP]

I have a feeling the hammer's about to fall here in just a few minutes..

[Blacklisted]

Well learn to manage a forum/web domain you bunch of turds. Later... Hopefully you delete my profile and all my posts on the forum.

THank you.

[LoungeMachine]

Well learn to manage a forum/web domain you bunch of turds. Later... Hopefully you delete my profile and all my posts on the forum.

THank you.


Delete them/you?

Fuck no, you wish.

They will live on forever as a reminder of what a fucking pissy bag of dicks you were....

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Well learn to manage a forum/web domain you bunch of turds. Later... Hopefully you delete my profile and all my posts on the forum.

THank you.


When you run your own forum, feel free to do that. 'Til then, you should still think about the whole LOG OUT and FUCK OFF approach.

[FORD]

Well learn to manage a forum/web domain you bunch of turds. Later... Hopefully you delete my profile and all my posts on the forum.

THank you.

Why not PM Sarge with your request? I'm sure he would be happy to ban your gay porn loving Hagar fan ass.

[LoungeMachine]

When you run your own forum, feel free to do that. 'Til then, you should still think about the whole LOG OUT and FUCK OFF approach.

And take KRUSTY with you.....

:gulp:

[jhale667]

SARGE should channel his inner Monty Python foot on this ninny...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/monty-python-foot.jpg

[WARF]

This is sad that he's gonna get banned after 5 minutes....

Kristy take notes... you've been trying to get banned for a year :)

[DONNIEP]

He cut out awfully quick...

[jhale667]

This is sad that he's gonna get banned after 5 minutes....

Kristy take notes... you've been trying to get banned for a year :)

All she'd have to do is post one picture of her penis, done...

[Sarge]

Just delete my profile.... please.... pretty sad when this might be the only way on this forum to have it done.... wow....
Not deleting your profile. Dickhead. You have 600 posts...
Banned.

[WARF]

Blacklisted posted a picture of a man touching another man's dick in his underwear.... is that close enough?

We need a ruling!

[Coyote]

And that's the game...

[DONNIEP]

I think that may be a record :)

[WARF]

I think that may be a record :)

He got shut down faster than Empty Soul @ Bright Eye!!! :)

[jhale667]

Blacklisted posted a picture of a man touching another man's dick in his underwear.... is that close enough?

We need a ruling!

I think it'd fall under the "no schlong" rule, yes?

[DONNIEP]

He got shut down faster than Empty Soul @ Bright Eye!!! :)

At least we were funny :biggrin:

[Hardrock69]

Haha....dumbass not only gets banned, but his idiocy will not be deleted either. :lmao:

Wow. Someone once wrote a song called "You Can't Always Get What You Want", I believe....:hee:


Can someone or (would) someone delete the following post: :mad:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?67381-2012-Annual-Guitar-World-Poll-Congrats-To-Ed-And-Van-Halen!!!&p=1731278&viewfull=1#post1731278