Anonymous
01-17-2013, 09:35 PM
So, I decided to become modern. It's not that I'm old-fashioned, I'm sure you know that. It's just that I'm not modern.
And what better way to become modern than picking up one of those weekend magazines from the newspapers, with fashion & lifestyle advices?
When I found one that had "50 things men & women MUST know to survive in the modern age", I knew I had hit the jackpot.
Here's a couple of samples.
Men: To show you know how to behave in a club, act like you know the staff & pretend you're at home, dress casual & light a cigarette in the middle of the dance floor. Make sure you know all the musics & tell everyone you own the original at home, in vinyl preferably.
Women: Find out what his favourite film is & memorize a couple of lines, that will impress him.
Both: To fool people into thinking you're smart, never say anything first. Nod your head in agreement, utter a few generic phrases of agreement & if possible, quote some ancient Greek philosophers, that way everyone will think you're really intelligent.
Also, a few advices on what gadgets you simply MUST purchase if you want to fit in.
...
I think I'll remain outside the currents of time, lonely & depressed.
Cheers! :bottle:
And what better way to become modern than picking up one of those weekend magazines from the newspapers, with fashion & lifestyle advices?
When I found one that had "50 things men & women MUST know to survive in the modern age", I knew I had hit the jackpot.
Here's a couple of samples.
Men: To show you know how to behave in a club, act like you know the staff & pretend you're at home, dress casual & light a cigarette in the middle of the dance floor. Make sure you know all the musics & tell everyone you own the original at home, in vinyl preferably.
Women: Find out what his favourite film is & memorize a couple of lines, that will impress him.
Both: To fool people into thinking you're smart, never say anything first. Nod your head in agreement, utter a few generic phrases of agreement & if possible, quote some ancient Greek philosophers, that way everyone will think you're really intelligent.
Also, a few advices on what gadgets you simply MUST purchase if you want to fit in.
...
I think I'll remain outside the currents of time, lonely & depressed.
Cheers! :bottle: