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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5423

    Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

    Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

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    OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - Oklahoma's attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday.



    Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution."


    Thompson was not immediately available for comment. The judge, elected to the bench in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.


    In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.


    "On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.


    Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.


    According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend.


    The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators.



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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5423

    #2
    this is some wild shit!
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    • ALinChainz
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12092

      #3
      Too fucking funny.

      "Erection ... sustained!"

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4153

        #4
        Another twisted fuck from the bible belt playing God while nub thumping.

        Mezro...gee your honor, why is the gavel sticky?
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • lms
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2004
          • 355

          #5
          Leave it to Sarge-he always gets the wierd shit. Would counsel please approach the bench? (I would be very careful in this courtroom if I were you.)
          "Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive"

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          • Mr Grimsdale
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 9485

            #6
            Chilled Pish - Welcome To The Astral Lounge
            Originally posted by flappo
            i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

            Originally posted by Cato
            translating your Japanese.


            "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

            omae baka dana?

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            • lms
              Head Fluffer
              • Apr 2004
              • 355

              #7
              You have to wonder though...

              How did the witnesses, jurors and cops all know what a penis pump sounds like? Am I the only one who would have heard a whoosing sound and not know what it was?
              "Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive"

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              • Sweet Irony
                She's the Woman
                Sniper
                • Jan 2004
                • 870

                #8
                Originally posted by ALinChainz


                "Erection ... sustained!"


                LOL!
                ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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                • Keeyth
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3010

                  #9
                  I had a judge actually playing a gameboy during an evidence hearing I was at once... ...and he was just recently disbarred for getting family members and SJ sharks players off on traffic tickets...
                  Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                  It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                  • Viking
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1774

                    #10
                    HEEHEE-HAHAHAHAHAHA......glad to see our senior citizenry still has a litlle kink going on.

                    WTF am I saying? I'm about to turn 41 already......

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                    • Katydid
                      I am a Giant CUNT
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 2398

                      #11
                      GUYS LIKE THAT REALLY GIVE OKLAHOMA MY HOME STATE A BAD NAME.

                      After I moved to NC I began to see that people in OK are not nearly as civilized as folks from NC.

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                      • Panamark
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 17160

                        #12
                        Imagine if he was dealing with a case of public masutrbation
                        while he was pumping away under the bench... Would their
                        be brotherhood betwen him and the defendant ?
                        Totally bizare
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